Motion of the ocean


" Luffy can't compete!" " why not!?"
" You can cheat!"
" I won't cheat!!!"
"but you can so you can't do this!" yelled Usopp.
Sanji sighed " Luffy, go to the deck and wait...I'll cook ribs for supper tonight if you do." Luffy grinned and catapulted himself through the trap door and to the deck. Zoro, Usopp, and Sanji grinned. " whose first?"
" I'm Not!"
" I'm Not!"
I'm N.........damnnit" Sanji cursed. The Love Cook sighed and dropped his pants. Usopp blushed and Zoro snickered ( A/N: Zoro can snicker???). " Next?" said Usopp.
" Not next!"
" took my turn!" Usopp sweatdroped and pulls off his overalls and undershorts. Zoro and Sanji stared for a moment before bursting out laughing.
" I guess what they say about big noses is wrong!!!" Zoro sat down on the couch and held his gut. Sanji and Usopp looked at Zoro with raised eyebrows. " Your turn..." Zoro stood up with a confident smirk on his face and dropped his pants. " damn..."
''Double damn...."
" that...is...huge."
" what they say about noses are wrong, but the better you are with a sword, the bigger it is..."
Usopp got annoyed and yelled. " HEY! its not the size of the wave! Its the Motion of the ocean!!!"
Zoro-luver2000: i know i went a bit ooc in this, but please review