Still Dun own it, sorry it took me a while to write another chapter. kinda in a writers block right now. Thanx for the reviews!


The ultimate weapon.


Luffy and Usopp were running out the deck with Zoro chasing them. Luffy and Usopp were laughing their heads off before they noticed that Zoro had stopped running and had his head down. They figured something was wrong with him so they walked up to him. " hey Zoro, whats wrong?" Luffy asked " it's nothing..I just never thought i get the chance." Zoro replied in a deep sad voice.
" the chance to do what?" Usopp questioned.
" to try the ultimate weapon...it is a family tradition passed on through the generations, it is all i remember of my family's ways..." Zoro said inspirationally. In awe, Luffy and Usopp drew closer to the swordsman. " what is the ultimate weapon?" They asked in unison. Zoro smirked and raised his finger to his mouth. Luffy and Usopp drew closer as Zoro slowly slid the finger into his mouth and kept it there for a brief moment. He removed his finger when Luffy and Usopp were close to him. " the Ultimate weapon...The Roronoa family defense is.." He then stuck another finger in his mouth and pulled it out. He then shoved one finger into Luffy's ear and then one into Usopp's. " THE WET WILLIE!" He laughed his ass off while Luffy and Usopp started to make sounds of disgust and ran away. Zoro smiled with a satisfied look on his face, while he rubbed his fingers on his clothes. " that'll teach them to wake me up again..." He then slumped down in his usual spot and took a nap. Three hours later, Usopp and Luffy sneak up to the swordsman, lick their index fingers, and shove them in Zoro's ears while he is napping. Zoro woke with a start and then began the chase all over again.
I know i went a lil OOC on this, but this idea came out of no where and i just had to write it.