Andy Breckman's the genius, not me.

Written for 15minuteficlet LJ community's challenge #100, the word "karma."

Prince of Darkness
by Zzilly14

I am fed up with Mr. Monk. He is bad karma - every time we do anything, something bad happens. Why did I get myself in this situation? Taking this job was the craziest thing I've ever done...

"You're the Prince of Darkness!" I blurted out.

"Nah," the Captain said. "He's not the Prince of Darkness. I've seen him vacuum the ceiling. The Prince of Darkness wouldn't vacuum the ceiling."

"Stop calling me the Prince of Darkness!" Mr. Monk pleaded. "That's how rumors get started."

I rolled my eyes and sighed. I need to quit working for the Prince of Darkness.