I do not own Super Smash Brothers. Blessing or Curse?
Luigi.
The gathering was momentous. People from all corners of the community came to pay their respects to a great man.
Once the enormous queue walked by the open casket to say their goodbye, they sat in the pews. Most of them ended up standing outside.
The priest walked up to the podium and cleared his voice.
"Today, we gather not to mourn, but to say our piece to this man of strength and wonder."
He paused to recollect himself. "As you all know, the good lord bid him to leave this mortal coil two weeks ago."
Just than a person emerged from the door to the washroom and shouted.
"Yahoo!"
Everyone turned stared in admonishment at the green-overall clad plumber.
"Good lord," said the priest, infuriated, "what kind of sadistic man are you."
Luigi scuffed his feet.
The priest held his anger in check. "Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
Luigi thought for a moment and pumped his fist in the air. "Yahoo!"
The priest pulls out a shotgun, reminiscing to the one in the movie Constantine.
"Everyone, it's time for a stake burning! Grab that son of a bitch!"
The entire congress started chasing after the plumber, who took off when he saw the weapon.
As the chased him through the streets he constantly said one word.
"Yahoo!"
Kirby
A woman was walking through the streets of the suburbs. She came across a fluffy pink creature.
"Hi!" he said as he waved his arms.
The women instantly squealed. "Hey, you're Kirby!"
She smiled and waved back. Afterwards, she starts towalk away.
An elderly couple was taking a morning scroll. They happened to chance upon Kirby.
"Look dear," said the woman to her husband. "Someone painted a dog pink."
"Hi!" said Kirby as he waved his arms.
"And it can speak quite well. My, how has the world progress."
The husband nodded in accordance. "Yes dear."
They continue walking.
A couple kids came by and spotted Kirby.
"Hey," they said, "it's Kirby!"
"Hi!" said Kirby as he waved his arms.
They gathered around and took turns getting their pictures taken with the star warrior.
They waved good-bye as the left.
It was no use, thought Kirby. No matter how people he tried to attract attention from, they still would not save him. He sighed and regretted testing if quick, drying cement was as advertised.
