I don't own smash brothers. (Looks towards sun and tries to shoot it down with a rubber band.)


Samus

A man just exits his car and finds out that his accountant had vacated his office. In fact, the whole city was deserted.

As the man walks around the town, he spots Samus quickly rushing up to him.

Samus makes a strange noise. (you know, the one from Super Smash Brothers)

"What's that Samus?" asked the man. "Timmy fell down the well?"

Samus shook her head and made that strange noise again.

The man stared in horror. "You pushed him in?"

Again, Samus shook her head, only more vehemently. She once again made that noise.

The man fell to his knees.

"You shot Timmy?" he said in a hoarse whisper.

Samus resisted beating the man to death on the spot. She shook her head so quickly it was a blur. She tries to communicate again with the man.

The man fell on his face and starts to cry.

"You," he said between sobs, "cooked Timmy alive and devoured him!"

He starts to pound the pavement with his fist.

"Damn you!" he shouted in anguish, "damn you, you Monster!"

Samus attempts to pick him up, but he swatted away her hand and ran in the direction she came from.

Samus sighs and resumes running. If the man only looked behind her, he would have noticed a swarm of metroids behind her. Yeah, she could have blown them all up, but she ran out of missiles.

C'est la vie.

Pikachu

Pikachu was perched upon Ash's head like always. Alongside them were Brock and Misty.

A group approaches them in mismatched clothing.

"Hello," said the person, in a French accent, who is 'obviously' not Jessie, "we're offering a free tour of the museum of 'painful traps that only idiots would set off.'"

"Yes," said the person, in a Russian accent, who is 'obviously' not James, "it provides insight into the working minds of fools who carelessly and uncannily fall victim to these contraptions and plans."

"Please attend," said the pokemon, in a New Jersey accent, who is 'obviously' not Meowth, "for only idiots refuse our generous offer."

Ash nodded. "Sure, why not. It is clear that you are not team rocket, despite having the same hair colour, physique, and trademark Meowth."

Pikachu immediately saw through their disguise and tried to warn Ash.

"Pika, Pika" Pikachu said frantically.

Ash petted Pikachu. "You hear that," he said to his cohorts, "Pikachu's all excited!"

Brock nodded. "Yes, As am I. In addition, since this is not team Rocket, I shall concentrate on wooing the women we are bound to meet, instead of planning of ways to escape ambushes."

"And I," announced Misty, "will concentrate on looking beautiful!"

Pikachu tried to warn them again.

"Pika, Pika, Pika!" Pikachu said more urgently.

Ash petted Pikachu again. "Calm down," he said, soothingly, "we'll go right now if you want."

"Excellent," said the person who was 'obviously' not Jessie.

Ash and the gang start to follow the group that was 'obviously' not Team Rocket.

Pikachu flopped on Ash's shoulder and waited for the inevitable 'It's Team Rocket!'shout from Ash.