Sorry, if I gave the implication that I was finished… I am really scrapping the bottom of the barrel at this point. To answer a reviewer's question, Shiek is Zelda. They are one and the same.

I do not own Smash Brothers. again, again, and again.


Popo and Nana: The Ice Climbers

Popo and Nana were sitting in front of a Nintendo managerial drone. They were here to see if they could find further work.

"Hello you two," Said the drone, voice stricken with a nasal voice, "it's been a while."

The two nodded.

"I have to ask a personal question. Are you two related or married?"

They both looked at each other and then at the drone. They shrugged their shoulders.

The drone coughed to cover his awkwardness and started looking through the files in his computer.

"Well," said the drone, in a nasally voice, "we do have some openings for you. Are you two okay being enemy non-playable characters?"

Both thought that was too little. "Yoop!" they responded

The drone blinked. "I'm sorry, did you say yep?"

They shook their heads.

The drone arched an eyebrow and resumed searching for a position for these two.

"We need someone to test deadly weapons upon. Are you interested?"

"Yoop!" they replied.

The drone frowned. "Are you agreeing to this job?"

They shook their heads. This went on for a while until he came to this last item.

"This last position requires two hammer wielding ice climbers to star in a block buster RPG. Are you two up for a task of this magnitude?"

They both replied in their traditional manner while nodding their heads.

But the drone, becoming excessively accustomed to their rejections, without looking marked down that they passed on the job.

"That was the last opening. Maybe they'll be something new the next quarter."

The drone got up and garbed his overcoat. He picked up his suitcase and waved good-bye to them.

The Ice Climbers were desperate to stop him, so they threw their mallets at him.


"…giving him a concussion. The Ice Climbers are still on the run and presumed dangerous. If you do see them contact America's Most Hunted call center. We're counting the days until these scum bags are brought to justice. I'm John Welsh, thank you for watching."

Mr. Game and Watch

Mr. G and W decided to frequent a diner. Why? Well he heard that people had periodically crammed dead animals or vegetation down their esophagus for some reason. He was curious why they would practice this ritual.

He observed the patrons of the diner and sat in a stool. Apparently, a person walked from one person to another, jotting down orders. Here comes one now.

The waitress takes out her notepad and pencil. "What'll be, hon?"

Mr. G and W peruse the menu. He decided on hash browns and coffee.

"Beep, Ring." He said

"Hold on, I need to get the phone."

She went to answer it only to hear the dial tone.

"Huh," she said aloud, "lousy crank callers."

She hung up and went back to Mr. G and W.

"Sorry about that, now what'll be?"

"Beep, Ring." he repeated.

The server turned away and walks into the kitchen to answer the phone. Again, only a dial tone was there to answer her.

(Several repetitions later)

The waitress marches into the kitchen and starts hollering.

"I know you're all busy, but would it kill to answer the phone."

They glanced at her, skeptically.

"Maranda, the phone hasn't rung for the past hour."

"Bullshit," she spat, "the phone's been rung several times!"

"Well what 'bout that stranger at the front," pointed out a cook, "you think he could be pulling one on ya?"

The Maranda thought about it and stomped back to Mr. G and W. She stopped next to him, asked for his order, and listened carefully.

"Beep, Ring."

The little bastard was making those noises. Maranda slapped him hard and told him to get out of the diner.

Mr. G and W left the diner feeling a little satisfied in his curiosity. He had hash browns and coffee and it was painful to experience. He concluded that humans must be insaneif they wanted to purchase services from such establishments. He felt pity for humankind's insanity.

He started looking through the internet searching for other human pastimes.

S & M sounded like family oriented fun, so he signed up for two sessions.