I do not own Smash Brothers. BOO! HAHhahaha!
Ganondorf
In flash of light smoke, Ganondorf appeared from no where. It finally worked! His spell of outer-dimensional travel allowed him to appear anywhere he chose from different points time-spacein other dimensions. He nearly had given up pursuing the completion of the spell when his first test trial had placed him in a bath house for elderly women.
He noted to himself to record the coordinates and use it as a means of torture.
He observes his surroundings and finds it oddly clean. Where, when, which dimension, was he in?
"Bravo! Are you the party magician my husband ordered?"
Ganondorf turns towards the female in the purple blouse. Sometimes he hated this spell. Everyone seemed to assume he was some clown. Until he destroyed their lives and everything they loved. That part was always the best.
As he prepared to magick this woman out existence he felt a strong presence of raw magic. It was within this dwelling. Perhaps the situation wasn't as useless as he first thought.
He smiled and gave a slight bow.
"Wonderful," cheered the woman, "I'm Timmy's mom. My name is-"
Ganondorf waved her off. It was time to investigate. He went into a door and found himself before a crowd of children, all sitting cross-legged with their attention focused on him.
They stared at him. He stared back.
Being the kids with short-attention spans, they deemed that this magic show sucked. They started throwing food at him.
"BOO!" heckled AJ, "go back to clown college."
"I thought my birthday party was prettybad when that rabid raccoon attacked us."
AJ rested a hand on Chester's shoulder. "Chester," said AJ, "I still consider your party the worst I've ever been to."
Chester's eyes began to water and his lower lip quivers.
Ganondorf decided it was time to exterminate these nuisances. He gathered magical fire into his hands.
"OMG," shouted Timmy, "he's going to totally kill them!"
"What do you expect, Timmy?" said Wanda. "He's an evil warlock."
"Evil?" squeaked Cosmo. "Does that mean he'll wave doo-doo on a stick at us?"
"I wish that he was anywhere but here!"
The two god fairies wave their wands. In a poof of smoke Ganondorf was gone. The kids were silent for a moment then cheered.
Ganondorf was still groggy from the uncalled teleportation. When his vision cleared, he screamed bloody murder. The old women in the bathhouse screamed back at him and then threw bathing accessories at him.
Donkey Kong
DK was walking down the street heading to market. He heard a shriek and jerked his head around to see what the commotion was. It was a lady pointing at him. DK pointed at his tie, hoping she would recognize him. All he felt was air. He looked down and discovered his tie was gone.
He slapped his head. He knew he forgot something. He slapped his head again. He didn't have any pockets! Where was his wallet!
"It's a wild ape!" shouted a hysterical man, "he'll kill us all!"
He fainted after his little rant. DK started to hoof it back home. He contemplated breaking into his apartment since he didn't have his key. That would make it twice this week.
Along the way, he encountered a police force.
"Open fire, there's no use trying to reason!"
The police force opened fired with their tranquilizer rifles. DK stumbles around a bit and accidentally knocks a cop out.
"It's no use men! Bring out the tasers!"
(many taser shocks later)
"Whew, that was rough. Call animal control. Tell them we got a male gorilla that…uh…stumbled onto a live wire."
DK cracked open his eyes. He instantly shut them again and clutched his head. He had a migraine that would've split a year-old fruit cake in two. He opened his eyes a bit more and groaned.
He was in some jungle. Those stupid idiots! Why didn't they send him to a zoo instead? It was much closer. But, NOOOOoooo! They wanted him to be in his natural habitat.
He got up and started searching for a human outpost. He hoped to find bananas on the way.
