The final chapter...lucky 13. I like to thank everyone who reviewed this story, for it gave me motivation to keep trudging on. It was quite a challenge to write for each character since I only have the N64 version of Super Smash Brothers. And now...Nappy time!

I do not own smash brothers. (ZzzZZZzzz)


Mewtwo was feeling ecstatic, perhaps a bit anxious. Here he was, behind the curtains, awaiting the current speaker to finish his presentation. Today, he would be addressing the members of MENSA concerning his break through in faster-than-light research. It would show those uppity, excuses of intellect that his brilliance would outshine them all.

But wait, what if collectively, they outshone him? We'll then he'd just blast them into ashes. It's not like humans value intellect anyway. Destruction of their grey matter was apparently number one on their list of things to do in life. He found it astounding how much booze humans consumed.What surprised him more was that they didn't light on fire when near an open flame.

While looking through his stack of notes, he failed to notice a sandbag above with a frayed rope. Yes, he's psychic, but that does not mean he's clairvoyant (able to see in to future) and he is putting his full concentration into preparing his lecture. SO THERE!

The rope breaks and down goes the sandbag. Mewtwo noticed the sound of snapping rope, so he looks up. The sandbag slams into his face driving his head to the wooden floor.

He gets up and starts stumbling around.


"…which is why I believe we should all construct doomsday devices."

The present lecturer steps back and smiles.

"The following oration will be given by a well-known creature. Although he is antagonistic towards all humankind, he is undoubtedly the greatest intellect that has graced our presence. It gives me great pleasure to introduce this extraordinary member of MENSA."

He looks to the side and raises his arm in an indicative manner.

"Mewtwo."

The audience claps. It immediately faded when they see Mewtwo stumbling around. He twirls around and laughs.

"By Einstein's theory of relativity," gasped a MENSA member, "the research must've destroyed his brain!"

"Yes," said the presenter, "that has to be the only explanation."

"I don't know," voiced a doubting female member. "It looks like he's just dazed."

"Nonsense," the MENSA member snarled, "I'm a genius, and I say that the research destroyed his brain."

"You dunderhead," shouted a back row member, "we're all geniuses here!"

"All geniuses, you say? How ingenious was your plan to save the world by using hamster wheels!"

"It might save your life, you repository of LDL cholesterol!"


And so a brawl consumed the entire auditorium. Head butts were the choice ways of inflicting injury but it was a double edge technique since they were all eggheads (I'm so 'punny'). Mewtwo just twirled around and laughed in his own little world.