(A/N: Welcome back! When I last left you, Shinobu had called home and the girls where mobilizing to bring Shinobu home. So Keitaro and Shinobu's next task is to obtain new identities and disguises. And as Ninamori's past starts to come to light, Could they be heading head long into a huge mess? Now, thanks again from my reviewers, I have fixed my misspelling and will try to keep the girls more true to character. Anyway, in this chapter I will give a hint that if you look closely at the names that Keitaro and Shinobu use, anyone who has read one of my other fics might recognize them. Sorry if this fic is funny, all I have ever written well is comedy, not romance and drama. And yes if you ever want to reach me between chapters, TemjinOn on aim and on MSN Messenger. I'll be there. So I hope you enjoy where this story will end up. And enjoy the chapter.)

The Eternal Saga Of Lost Spirits

Chapter Four: The Two That Crossed The Land

"Everyone!", shouted Su, in the tone of voice she used when revealing a new invention. "Come see what I did!"

"Oh kami...", sighed Naru. "This wont be good."

"It's a car...", mumbled Kitsune. "You woke me up for a car?"

Before the girls sat a 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer EVO 8 with obvious modifications, and the all seeing eyes of Mol-Mol painted on the hood.

"Dis isnt just a car!", Su laughed. "I have tuned dis car to do a quarter mile in 9 seconds. Plus its got oodles of nitrous and its got a nifty little spoiler for aerodynamics!"

"Mutsumi! Motoko!", shouted Su. "Gets your stuff! We be going soon!"

"No.", Naru said, stiff with fear. "You are not driving Su."

"Why not?", asked Su, giving Naru puppy dog eyes, her lower lip quivering. "I worked really hard. Please, Lemme drive it!"

"Well, alright...", replied Naru, with a sigh.

"YAY!", shouted Su, starting to round people up, throwing them into the Lancer. "Get in! Everyone now! Su is driving!"

As the girls all piled into the car, it became apparent that it was going to be no easy task to drive it effectively.

"No no!", said Su. "Naru! What out for the red button on the wheel! The slightest tap will give us a huge shot of nitrous!"

And wouldn't you know it, Naru managed to bump the nitrous button, sending the Lancer and the girls flying gracefully forward at 158 miles per hour. The car proceeded to fly through the streets of Hinata, coming to a very Seta style stop, when Su threw the emergency break.

"Su...", muttered Motoko, pulling herself from the wreak. "No more bananas for you."

"Im alive?", asked Naru, looking at Mutsumi, lifeless on the ground. "Oh no! Speak to me!"

Naru shook Mutsumi violently and as usual she came back around. "Nani? Where are we?"

"My car!", cried Su. "After all I did with it..."

"Thank you Naru and your wonderful ass.", said Kitsune, popping out from the car, sake in hand. "You crashed us."

"Shut up.", sighed Naru. "Just shut up."

"Not to worry though!", said Su. "I gots a back up plan."

Meanwhile, at a train station outside of Tokyo.

"Well, Shinobu.", said Keitaro. "By sheer luck, we ended up in Tokyo."

"Tokyo... do you think anyone we know is here?", asked Shinobu. "Like the girls or someone?"

/To be safe, you should go to that warehouse I told you about. Its just a few blocks from here./

"It's a strong possibility. After all Kitsune loves to drink here.", replied Keitaro. "Ninamori seems to think we should hit a warehouse a few blocks from here."

/Speaking of Kitsune. Run as fast as you can. I can hear her thoughts. She is getting close./

"Kitsune is coming.", whispered Keitaro. "Run after me Shinobu. Follow me to the warehouse."

So Keitaro and Shinobu set of in a dead run as Kitsune came up behind them. Kitsune, who had pulled herself from the wreak and decided she needed to get a head start on this evenings drinking, headed to Tokyo to hit up one of her favorite watering holes.

"Hey, that was Shinobu.", mumbled Kitsune. "Or maybe it wasn't, oh well. I wonder how my luck will be on the horses today?"

Keitaro and Shinobu arrived at the warehouse, out of breath.

"That was too close.", panted Keitaro.

/Wow... Does this place bring back memories./

"So.", said Shinobu. "What are we doing here?"

/In these piles of junk, lie all of my old gear. That one over in the far corner is what we want to get to./

"Ninamori suggests that box in the corner.", said Keitaro, walking over to the box. "Hmm just a bunch of junk."

Shinobu reached in the box and picked up a picture frame. In it was a picture of a girl that looked almost exactly like Keitaro, and a man. "Whats this?", asked Shinobu, handing Keitaro the picture.

"Allow me to speak through Keitaro.", said Ninamori. "That is me and my former partner and soul mate Atsushi Norotaku. We used to travel the world together, floating from job to job. Sometimes as bounty hunters, other times as programmers or what have you. Both of us well versed in many forms of combat, we once belonged to a group of people who worked for various governments around the world. And it was no secret to anyone that we were madly in love with each other. And as it came down to one day, three years ago we were in a firefight and I was gunned down. I gave my life to protect Atsushi, for I had resolved I would rather die than live in a world without him. And after three years I found Keitaro. So now that puts us to this very moment."

"Thats an incredible story, Ninamori.", said Shinobu. "So whatever happened to Atsushi?"

Ninamori sighed. "I have no clue. Im sure the old bastard is out there alive someplace, but I can only wonder if he is. I would like to see him again." Ninamori paused and put the picture aside. "Now on to the matter at hand. For disguises, a few of my old trench coats and hats are still in that box. They should be the right fit for both of you. And as for aliases, Shinobu, you can be Anju and Keitaro will be Sachi. And with that I am returning control of the body to Keitaro."

"Damn that was weird!", exclaimed Keitaro, gaining control of his body. "Its like watching your own life, but having no control. Anyway, like Ninamori said, get a coat and while your at it, one of those hats and we will be on our way."

"Okay, Sachi.", laughed Shinobu, putting on a grey trench coat and hat. "Lets go. But where to?"

"Well Anju.", snickered Keitaro, putting on a blue trench coat and hat. "Wherever the winds of fate take us!"

The two locked arms and set off out of the warehouse and down the streets of Tokyo.

/That was a really lame. Your little winds of fate comment./

"I know.", thought Keitaro.

/So where to? You don't seem to have a set destination./

"Yeah, I know.", thought Keitaro. "I wanna treat this like a vacation at most. You know, make the best of the situation."

/Ahh, I want to go to Okinawa./

"Are you high?", Keitaro asked Ninamori. "Mutsumi is from Okinawa! She could very well find me there."

/We all have to face our demons, Keitaro. And sooner or later you and Shinobu will have to. Anyway, I want to go to see an old friend./

"Fine then.", thought Keitaro. "You win."

/Thank you Keitaro./

"Well, Shinobu.", said Keitaro. "We are heading to Okinawa."

"Don't you mean Anju?", asked Shinobu. "And isnt that where Mutsumi is from?"

"Yes thats Mutsumi's home.", replied Keitaro. "And unless we have to stay someplace or buy something, we can still use our real names."

"So Keitaro...", Shinobu laughed nervously. "I hate to bother you about this but how are we going to do the sleeping arrangements on this little trip?"

Keitaro blushed and stuttered a response. "Uh..."

/Keitaro. What a naughty thought that is... Why I am almost ashamed of you./

"This is going to be hell, Ninamori.", thought Keitaro. "I got a girl, and I cant do anything about it."

/Yes you can. Why you and I both know what your biggest dream is.../

"Shut up!", thought Keitaro. "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

"Keitaro, just remember.", said Shinobu. "You know how I feel. And If your short on money, we can share a futon."

Keitaro's nose began to once again bleed, to which Shinobu handed him a handkerchief, and gave him some comforting words. "Sorry about that. But you really got to stop being aroused to easily, Keitaro."

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