A/N: yay my first fanfic! hears applause.......well at least in my head well here goes!

Disclaimer: sure I own Naruto.....no I don't

How I Hate You.

chapter 1

Sakura drummed her fingers impatiently on the desk. She just wanted to get in her cell and go eat lunch. And it didn't help that it seemed that Iruka-sensei was just droning on and on. He was reading the cells off his clipboard at the front of the classroom. So far she hadn't heard her name called yet, and she was ticking off the possible cell mates (a/n funny -) in her head. There was still some acceptable people left. She just avoided one person, her nemesis, Uchiha Sasuke.

She hated him since .....well it was a long time. He just got under her skin, and it annoyed her even more that she was the only one impervious to his spell. 'Well, except for Hinata, but I think she's not exactly right in the mind.' Sakura thought to herself. She had nothing against the girl, just an observaion.

"Cell 7: Haruno Sakura," Iruka's voice shattered her thoughts, and her head snapped up.

"Uzumachi Naruto" Sakura chuckled silently to herself. 'I pity the person who gets stuck with us. Between him and me, it'll be chaos.' She thought. You see, she knew Naruto had a crush on her and it made it more annoying. But she'd learned to ignore him, and being on his team wouldn't help that.

"And finally Uchiha Sasuke." She nearly fell off her chair when she heard him. 'This can not be happening.'

"This can not be happening Iruka-sensei." Ino (Yamanaka Ino, a girl Sakura dispises) was practically standing on the desk waving her hand furiously in the air.

"Careful, you could put someone's eye out Ino." Shikamaru said blocking his face with his arms.

"Shove it, Shika, this no time to be joking!" Ino hautily replied.

"I'm not"

She merely threw him a glare and turned to the teacher. "Iruka-sensei,you can not put her" Ino pointed dramatically at Sakura "with Sasuke-kun. He's an innocent bistander! Can't you switch the people? They can have Shika, and we'll take Sasuke!" She suggested useing arm movements as visual aid.

Iruka gave her a flat look and said "Ino the groups can't be changed." "But she'll kill him!" Ino pleaded.

"I'm sorry but no. Now in cell 8. . . . . ." He continued to call off groups, throwing threatening looks at students who looked like they were going to protest. Sakura sat abismally till the end of the period, where Iruka shouted over the noise to come back to meet up with your new sensei's.

Her walk outside was a long one. She dragged her feet the whole way causing her toes to bleed a little. She took no notice, however.

She scarfed down her lunch hoping she would choke on it and die, but she didn't. She heard the bell ring and as humanly possible she slowly made her way back to the classroom.

'Yay, someone likes me up there! I'm in Sakura-chan's group, and she dosen't like that pretty boy Sasuke!' Naruto thought happily to himself.

Sasuke always kept to himself, so it was no surprise when the little issue of who's group he was going to be in came up that he had no comment, but if he could he would have agreed with Ino. Sakura was going to kill him, well after her moping.

Sakura stepped throught the classroom and observed her surroundings. Sasuke was sulking in one corner of the classroom, while Naruto was taking an eraser from the chalkboard. But besides them there was no one else. Sakura stood in the doorway staring. Naruto came over to her and asked if she could stand to the side. Still in a daze she did as he asked and watched as he stuck the eraser chalky side down in the gap between the door and frame.

"What are you doing?" She asked him. "No one's dumb enought to fall for that old trick."

Suddenly the door slid open and the eraser fell on the head of a grey haired man. "Oooh?" the man asked, as Naruto laughed hysterically, and Sakura and Sasuke threw the man the 'you idiot' stare/glare. He walked into the room looking around, then asked "Are you three Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto?"

"It would appear so." Sakura said acidly.

"Good, then follow me." The grey haired man turned around and walked out the door. They promptly followed him out. They were led up a flight of steps and out a door that led to the roof. Once they got there he stopped and turned around.

"Please, sit." He motioned for them to sit.

They did so, some not as graceful as others. Then the gray haired man looked at each of them in turn and said "First I would like to get to know you three. Please say your name, like, dislike, and plan for the future. I'll start first. My name is Hatake Kakashi, I like...., I dislike...., and you don't need to know my plans for the future."

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto all gave him blank looks. "Next." He said.

Naruto waved his hand excitedly and started off "My name is Uzumachi Naruto, I like ramen, I dislike..., and I am going to be the future Hokage!" Naruto finished as he punched the air. "I also plan on marrying a certain pink haired girl." Naruto said quietly looking at Sakura. She wasn't paying attention.

Sasuke opened his mouth and said in a low voice (the one that makes the girls drool) "Uchiha Sasuke,I like nothing, I dislike loudmouths, and I plan on killing a certain man."

Sakura sighed deeply and said "Just like you to go and set your sights on something over your talent capacity." She missed the killer glare she received and continued on "I'm Haruno Sakura, I like the color red, I dis- no more loath Uchiha, and I plan on being the best kunoichi."

Kakashi looked happily skeptic, but just smiled with the one visible eye he had. "Great, now I would like you all to meet me at the field outside of the forest to the west. Around, oh lets say 5 o'clock? And don't eat anything. See you tomorrow."

He disapeared in a puff of smoke, and soon everyone left the roof top.

Naruto followed Sakura asking if she'd go out with him. She ignored him to the best of her ability. And promptly shut the door in his face once she reached her house.

She walked up the stairs to her room and flopped down on her bed. Her eyes ached and she closed them soon drifting off to sleep, forgetting to set her alarm.

A/N: yay first chapter check! - What's intresting about this chapter is that I only wrote about one twelveth so the rest I just made up. Well thank you for reading! Review if you'd like! and a special thanks to my baa-chan!