Wow, Mr. Neptune sure updated faster than last time...Anyhoo!
So, who do we move onto now? Just let me pull a piece of paper out of this hat here, and...next up is the Ice Climbers!
But how could they be any interesting? They're the Ice Climbers; we know they aren't going to reach the treasure. They can only go up!
Well, let's see...I could make this an interesting chapter, and I could make something happen so that the Ice Climbers would have a possibility of actually reaching the treasure...
...or I could just end this chapter now, be blunt, and basically just state that the Ice Climbers went UP forever and um...uh...I know, then they DIE.
But that would just suck, wouldn't it.
Ness: This fic already does suck.
Up yours, the author didn't ask for opinions!
magically blows up Ness with mind.
There, one competitor down. Anyhoo, as I was saying...
Oh, yes, the Ice Climbers! Okay, to make this a fairly entertaining chapter, I think I'll give Nana a "nagging wife" personality, and Popo a weird drug fetish.
Yesssss...that's gooood...right?
Popo: Onward to the treasure!
Nana: But we can only climb! And we're already on the tallest place in the land (final destination).
Popo: Then we'll do what we do best?
Nana: Juggle?
Popo: No!
Nana: Cook?
Popo: Close!
Nana: Climb?
Popo: Yes, although I have no idea how cooking and climbing relate.
And for that, neither do I (the author)
Nana: They both start with C
Popo: So they do! But that does not matter now! We must climb!
Nana: But how do we climb midair, there are no mountains here!
Popo: We're the Ice Climbers. We can climb anything!
Nana: You're such a dope!
Popo: Speaking of dope...slowly reaches into pocket...
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU
Later...(5 hrs later)
Nana: How much longer? I don't think we're going to make it! I you sure you know what you're doing! And- blah blah blah blah
Popo: (And she wonders why I do drugs...)
Magically, they end up on Icicle Mountain, and they are lost.
Nana: This isn't any good...we're never going to reach to the treasure!
Popo: (not paying any attention.)...Mr.Neptune smacks him...OH RIGHT! Don't worry Nana, something good will happen, otherwise this chapter will be a complete waste!
And since he is right, something does happen! A wizard magically appears with a pot.
Random Wizard: Greetings, I notice you wish you could go down instead of up. Well, if that be the case, jump inside this magic pot...
Popo: Speaking of pot...slowly reaches in his pocket
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU
And so...
Random Wizard: Good. You are now the Ice fallers! Congradgamalationies!
The Ice fallers jump out of the pot. They are drained of color, now that they are the opposite of what they used to be. Popo and Nana are all black and white. Also they're names have changed.
Nono: Hey, it worked!
Papa: Awesome!
All three: Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!
There. The ice climbers become the ice fallers. See, i can do whatever i want! Well, within reason at least. Anyway, next chapter, next...time...uh...yeah...
...Look behind you! Mr. Neptune disappears
