Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Okay, enough with the multiple letters, its time to get on with the next group of losers cough I mean, "smashers" who are desperately searching for the desired treasure...
But first, I would like to thank the few people who have reviewed and the special three who are still following along with this pointless story...hugs for everyone!
(everyone runs away at the thought of being hugged by Neptune)
Eh, I deserved that...I don't know why, but lets move on anyways...
So, who's next...why none of than the group of sinister villians...
The Axe of Evil! (Cymbals Clash)
For those who forget whose in this group, it is Mewtwo, Ganondorf, and Bowser, who are all currently riding the colorfulness of the Pokefloats!
And now, to make this an interesting chapter, lets make them do what everyone least suspects...
...And so...
Ganondorf: (Looking off the edge of an Unknown (a Z shape to be specific) at the other racers below in disgust) Fools! They don't realize that this treasure is already ours.
Bowser: Except for that thing about us not actually having it yet...
Ganondorf: Ah, shut up...
Mewtwo: Ya know...being up here, in the blowing winds, and free skies...kind of makes me want to sing...
Ganondorf: What! We're evil, we can't sing! That will ruin our reputation of being...evil...(cymbals clash once more)
Mewtwo: But we're way up high...who's gonna know?
Bowser: Hey, your right!
Ganondorf: Well, you've got a good point; no one really can hear us.
Mewtwo: how about it?
Bowser: I'm in
Ganondorf: Groan
Music plays. Song: "The Song of Villains"
Mewtwo:
Oh, here we are, so very high
Looking for that treasure
We're the masters of the sky!
We'll get there soon
We'll get there first
Because we are the best
Everyone else is the worst!
Bowser:
Let's go faster
Let's go quick
Anyone in our way
Will be beat with stick
Either that or be lit to a flame
Because that's how us villains like to play this game!
Ganondorf:
Why must we sing?
Is this a must?
To sing a fricken song where we can't even cuss
And besides, I'm bad at rhyming
And uh...um...I hate Link!
Mewtwo:
But that's okay, you still are great
Everyone soon will have to meet they're fate
Along with ours and that is...
All three:
To get that treasure!
Bowser:
We'll be better fighters
Than we are now
But if you get in our way, we'll give you a...
Mewtwo:
POW! Knock out you're lights
We're so evil during days and nights...
So we'll go with a swift and...
Ganondorf:
Um, and will us...damn it!
Bowser:
Wrong!
We'll get-
Mewtwo:
That-
Ganondorf:
Special-
All three:
GIFT!
End the "The Song of Villains"
Mewtwo: See, that wasn't so bad
Ganondorf: I suck at musicals...
Bowser: under breath and practically everything else...
Mewtwo: Hey, at least no one saw us...
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU
...Meanwhile, at Final Destination...
Master Hand, Samus, and Captain Falcon are watching the other competetors, and just got done watching the little "Musical". And are basically...laughing they're asses off.
Master Hand: This is great. Let's show everyone, because...um...its funny and embarrassing.
C. Falcon: Chortle
Samus: Zoip!
Master Hand: You guys are idiots!
.And so another chapter done.
So I made them have a musical. Who wouldn't have? Okay, no one else, most likely, but still.
Anyhoo, I'll give you a clue of what's next to come, actually, I'll just say it straight out. Its Ash carrying the three pokemon who are making Ash look for the treasure because they are mean like that.
SO, see ya next chap...
