New reviews, make me feel like a happy...thing...inside!
Anyhoo!
Yes, so in this chapter, let me remind you that Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff have forced that loser kid...um...
Samus: Ash!
Ah, right. Ashhhhh...anyway, the trio forced him to look for the treasure for them, while they have a relaxing time in the pokeballs.
And soooooo...
(In the Pokeball...)
Jigglypuff: Jiggy...
Pichu: Chu...
Pikachu: Pika...Pika...
Jigglypuff: Puff...jiggly, jiggles...
Pichu: Pi...Pi...Pichu...
Pikachu: Pika's...Pikacha, Pikachuooo...
Alright, this conversation is seriously boring. After all, they can only say they're names...HEY, if that's the case, I guess Timmy is a Pokemon.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly
Pichu: Chu...
Timmy: Timmy! Timmy!
Pikachu: Pika!
ARGH, I can't take it. With my awesome AUTHOR POWERS I shall make them be able to speak english. Except for Timmy, he can go back to South Park.
Anyhoo...again.
Pichu: So, what's the deal Pikachu? I thought you hated Pokeballs...
Pikachu: um...bipolar?
Pichu: Good enough excuse for me...
Jigglypuff: Hey, this is great. That moron Ash is doing the searching for us.
And is that what you really want...?
Pichu: Crap, he's right. Ash would screw up.
UuUuUuUuUuUuU
(Outside of Pokeballs)
Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglyblob come out to see Ash, running around in Onett singing the pokemon theme from the first season.
Ash: (singing) I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Each pokemon to understand the power that's in-
Pichu: Cut the crap
Pikachu: We're on a mission
Jiggles: for the awesome treasure of...um...awesomeness.
Ash: But that's what I'm doing!
Pichu: And you've done great effort in trying (tosses ash a doggie biscuit) but im afraid we'll have to take it from here.
Suddenly, for some random reason, Master Hand appears.
Master Hand: Not if I can't help it!
Pikachu: Wha? What the crap are you doing here?
Master Hand: Plot device...
Jiggliees: Get out of our way!
Master Hand: (immaturely) Make me!
Ash: I challenge you to a pokemon battle! If i win, you move and let us go, without hurting us or anything like that.
Master Hand: And if I win, I get you soul!
Ash: Fine whatever, I first choose, Pichu!
Pichu: I hate you so much.
Master Hand: GO, Samus!
(Samus appears out of thin air.)
Samus: (shots big blue death ball at Pichu)
Pichu: (dodges balls, and does thunder bolt at samus, but since Pichu takes damage for using his own lightning attacks, they both faint)
Master Hand and Ash: Pichu/Samus you are such a wuss.
Ash: Next I choose...Pikachu!
Pikachu: I also hate you.
Master Hand: Well, I choose, Captain Falcon!
Pikachu: Quick Attack!
C. Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!
(Falcon knocks Pikachu out)
Ash: Argh! (runs and kicks C.Falcon in the leg out of anger)
(C.Falcon is knocked out.)
Ash: My last issss...Jigglysomething!
Master Hand: And I choose myself!
(Master Hand blows up Jigg-a-blob with his mind)
Ash: Awww...crap.
Master Hand: you lose, I own your soul.
And that is the end of a fast and very weird chapter. Not a, well, since it's only ash that suffers, I guess it is a happy ending.
Next chapter, later. First...SPRING BREAK! Toodles!
