New reviews, make me feel like a happy...thing...inside!

Anyhoo!

Yes, so in this chapter, let me remind you that Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff have forced that loser kid...um...

Samus: Ash!

Ah, right. Ashhhhh...anyway, the trio forced him to look for the treasure for them, while they have a relaxing time in the pokeballs.

And soooooo...

(In the Pokeball...)

Jigglypuff: Jiggy...

Pichu: Chu...

Pikachu: Pika...Pika...

Jigglypuff: Puff...jiggly, jiggles...

Pichu: Pi...Pi...Pichu...

Pikachu: Pika's...Pikacha, Pikachuooo...

Alright, this conversation is seriously boring. After all, they can only say they're names...HEY, if that's the case, I guess Timmy is a Pokemon.

Jigglypuff: Jiggly

Pichu: Chu...

Timmy: Timmy! Timmy!

Pikachu: Pika!

ARGH, I can't take it. With my awesome AUTHOR POWERS I shall make them be able to speak english. Except for Timmy, he can go back to South Park.

Anyhoo...again.

Pichu: So, what's the deal Pikachu? I thought you hated Pokeballs...

Pikachu: um...bipolar?

Pichu: Good enough excuse for me...

Jigglypuff: Hey, this is great. That moron Ash is doing the searching for us.

And is that what you really want...?

Pichu: Crap, he's right. Ash would screw up.

UuUuUuUuUuUuU

(Outside of Pokeballs)

Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglyblob come out to see Ash, running around in Onett singing the pokemon theme from the first season.

Ash: (singing) I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Each pokemon to understand the power that's in-

Pichu: Cut the crap

Pikachu: We're on a mission

Jiggles: for the awesome treasure of...um...awesomeness.

Ash: But that's what I'm doing!

Pichu: And you've done great effort in trying (tosses ash a doggie biscuit) but im afraid we'll have to take it from here.

Suddenly, for some random reason, Master Hand appears.

Master Hand: Not if I can't help it!

Pikachu: Wha? What the crap are you doing here?

Master Hand: Plot device...

Jiggliees: Get out of our way!

Master Hand: (immaturely) Make me!

Ash: I challenge you to a pokemon battle! If i win, you move and let us go, without hurting us or anything like that.

Master Hand: And if I win, I get you soul!

Ash: Fine whatever, I first choose, Pichu!

Pichu: I hate you so much.

Master Hand: GO, Samus!

(Samus appears out of thin air.)

Samus: (shots big blue death ball at Pichu)

Pichu: (dodges balls, and does thunder bolt at samus, but since Pichu takes damage for using his own lightning attacks, they both faint)

Master Hand and Ash: Pichu/Samus you are such a wuss.

Ash: Next I choose...Pikachu!

Pikachu: I also hate you.

Master Hand: Well, I choose, Captain Falcon!

Pikachu: Quick Attack!

C. Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!

(Falcon knocks Pikachu out)

Ash: Argh! (runs and kicks C.Falcon in the leg out of anger)

(C.Falcon is knocked out.)

Ash: My last issss...Jigglysomething!

Master Hand: And I choose myself!

(Master Hand blows up Jigg-a-blob with his mind)

Ash: Awww...crap.

Master Hand: you lose, I own your soul.

And that is the end of a fast and very weird chapter. Not a, well, since it's only ash that suffers, I guess it is a happy ending.

Next chapter, later. First...SPRING BREAK! Toodles!