DNAngel (super late) Valentine's Day!

Part 2: Dark's Night Out

By: HitokiriBattosaiess

Hello happy readers! Once again it is I, Keni the Magical HitokiriBattosaiess! OK, for some unknown reason I'm happy now (maybe since I just beat the stupid computer Solitaire). Anyway, on with the out of season story. Warning: This disturbed my friend so be careful! (Unless you happen to be a Dark fan girl)

Disclaimer: (I forgot this last time) DNAngel belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki, who is not me but I belong to myself and my mommie.

Also, original note (on the handwritten version): Okay, this is just weird and pointless so if you don't like it, sorry.

YAY! A STORY!

Setting: It is now night time and having heard Risa earlier, Dark decides to go out and have a little "fun." (Not that much fun for the folks with dirty minds)

Dark: (with a megaphone) Hey ladies! It is I, Phantom Thief Dark, here to make you happy on this lovely Valentine's night! (Everyone in a 10-mile radius hears Dark. Crazy fan girls and cops come. Satoshi, much to his dismay, is stuck in his apartment since a bunch of crazy girls are pounding on his door, trying to "be his.") Well, now that you're all here! I'll give you all a privilege you wouldn't usually get.

Cops: Make way! (The crazy fan girls won't let them through since they want to be by Dark)

Dark: Remember, this is just for Valentine's Day! (Takes off his shirt)

Girls: Oooohhhh! (Goggle)

Cops: You can't phase us! (Try to push through the goggling girls but don't succeed)

Dark: But wait, there's more! (Takes off his pants to reveal… boxers with little Wizes on them! They're Daisuke's by the way)

Girls: Aw and he's sensitive too! (Wowed by Wiz's cuteness)

Cops: …

Dark: Sensitive? Ha! (Takes off boxers)

Girls: (Jaws drop, eyes widen)

Cops: (Pass out)

Keni: (randomly walking by) Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (Runs away, scarred for life)

The next day, at school:

Keni: Risa, you missed it.

Risa: Huh?

Keni: Yesterday, Dark was on the streets, scarring people for life.

Risa: And you saw this?

Keni: Sadly, yes. (Sniffle, sniffle. Me no likey Dark)

Risa: NOOOOOOOO! -END

Note: Yes that was weird wasn't it? Anyway, that's all for this bizarre fic so YAY! OK, I'm done now so review people!

Original note: Please try to ignore my stupidness.

Jan-san: (Also belongs to my mommy) Don't you mean stupidity?

Keni: Who cares about my grammar?