DNAngel (super late) Valentine's Day!
Part 2: Dark's Night Out
By: HitokiriBattosaiess
Hello happy readers! Once again it is I, Keni the Magical HitokiriBattosaiess! OK, for some unknown reason I'm happy now (maybe since I just beat the stupid computer Solitaire). Anyway, on with the out of season story. Warning: This disturbed my friend so be careful! (Unless you happen to be a Dark fan girl)
Disclaimer: (I forgot this last time) DNAngel belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki, who is not me but I belong to myself and my mommie.
Also, original note (on the handwritten version): Okay, this is just weird and pointless so if you don't like it, sorry.
YAY! A STORY!
Setting: It is now night time and having heard Risa earlier, Dark decides to go out and have a little "fun." (Not that much fun for the folks with dirty minds)
Dark: (with a megaphone) Hey ladies! It is I, Phantom Thief Dark, here to make you happy on this lovely Valentine's night! (Everyone in a 10-mile radius hears Dark. Crazy fan girls and cops come. Satoshi, much to his dismay, is stuck in his apartment since a bunch of crazy girls are pounding on his door, trying to "be his.") Well, now that you're all here! I'll give you all a privilege you wouldn't usually get.
Cops: Make way! (The crazy fan girls won't let them through since they want to be by Dark)
Dark: Remember, this is just for Valentine's Day! (Takes off his shirt)
Girls: Oooohhhh! (Goggle)
Cops: You can't phase us! (Try to push through the goggling girls but don't succeed)
Dark: But wait, there's more! (Takes off his pants to reveal… boxers with little Wizes on them! They're Daisuke's by the way)
Girls: Aw and he's sensitive too! (Wowed by Wiz's cuteness)
Cops: …
Dark: Sensitive? Ha! (Takes off boxers)
Girls: (Jaws drop, eyes widen)
Cops: (Pass out)
Keni: (randomly walking by) Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (Runs away, scarred for life)
The next day, at school:
Keni: Risa, you missed it.
Risa: Huh?
Keni: Yesterday, Dark was on the streets, scarring people for life.
Risa: And you saw this?
Keni: Sadly, yes. (Sniffle, sniffle. Me no likey Dark)
Risa: NOOOOOOOO! -END
Note: Yes that was weird wasn't it? Anyway, that's all for this bizarre fic so YAY! OK, I'm done now so review people!
Original note: Please try to ignore my stupidness.
Jan-san: (Also belongs to my mommy) Don't you mean stupidity?
Keni: Who cares about my grammar?
