Pointless Noize: Gasp! What could have happened to poor Squee? Read on to find out. Well, go on, read!
Dear Diary,
This is Pepito. I knocked out Todd and stole his diary. I need it to complete my Todd shrine. Hopefully no one knows about it yet…
Dear Diary,
I decided not to add this to the shrine. It's too much fun writing it. I'm gonna go watch South Park.
Dear Diary,
I checked out that fan fiction website and found the slash section. I…love…slash. I love it so very, very much.
Dear Diary,
Shmee bit me. Little bastard, I think it's infected. This sucks. I have to use that bubbly stuff that stings when you put it in the cut. :Sniff: I don't like that stuff.
Dear Diary,
I put that stuff on. I just want you to know, I did not cry…much.
Dear Diary,
That Andrew kid saw me drawing a picture of Todd. He said he'd tell Todd! No! Nononononononono!
Dear Diary,
The police haven't found the body. They have no leads.
Dear Diary,
Mother is taking me to the mall. I HATE the mall. It's so loud and full of idiotic mortals trying to fit in with one another, talking about how mistreated they are, all the while mistreating others. :Sigh: I suppose I'll go, if I have to. I need a new shirt anyway, because Shmee ripped mine. God I hate him…
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