Disclaimer: I do not own potc (unfortunately)

NOTE: THE PORTION OF THIS STORY ON THE TALON IS TAKEN SLIGHTLY FROM MY OTHER FANFIC: LOVE IN ALL TIME.

Chapter 1-

Lanore's life seemed hopeless. She was overweight and unpopular, and lost in her dreams of becoming beautiful and falling in love. Her few teenage years had been not as good as she thought they'd be. She had many obsessions, one of which was Pirates of the Caribbean. She loved Captain Jack Sparrow.

Joseph Smith was a young teacher, oh about late twenties. He was currently teaching Ninth grade Geography. He was rather handsome, yet he remained single. We will come back to Joseph later.

One morning, Lanore woke up as she usually did. She stumbled over to the mirror to brush her hair. But she tripped on something. She opened her eyes. "This...isn't my room..."

It turns out Lanore was on a pirate ship, The Talon, with Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann. Over the course of a few weeks on the ship with those three, Lanore became very good friends with all of them. And actually, she was more than just a friend of Jack's.

Jack asked Lanore to marry him one night, and she actually thought he was joking. "Pirates don't fall in love," she thought. But Lanore was in love with Jack. Lanore accepted Jack's proposal, and made Jack the happiest pirate alive.

The couple, using Lanore's teleportal charm on her bracelet, went back to the future so Lanore could tell her family and friends about her marrige and have them meet Jack.

Convincing her family that Jack Sparrow was real was a great task. Poor Jack was mobbed by fans on the street, who mistakenly called him Johnny Depp. "Who in God's name is Johnny Depp," Jack asked Lanore. Lanore smiled. He's no one. Don't worry.

Author's note:
Really short chapter, I know! This chapter(except for the Joseph stuff) is a summary of my first FanFic, Love in all time. I had to end it here because it's going to vary from my other story in the next Chap. Keep reading! :-D