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Teen Titans Enter the Matrix (Hehe, really, this is just a spoof so get over it)No Ownie Teen Titans :(

Key of Story

(Borrowed)

''- thought

""- spoken

""""- music

P.O.V. Raven until otherwise stated

At the Tower Beast Boy and Cyborg were having their usual flurry of insults and swings at each other over a videogame.

"What are you talkin' about you metal headed cheater?"

"I won! I won again! 10 dollars! Yes!"

Cyborg was getting a little too arrogant and I knew it. 'I wonder who is going to make breakfast today.'

I deduced that it wasn't my week and slid my door shut. The noise instantly cut off and I sat on the floor and proceeded to meditate.

"Azrath Metrion Zinthos..."

My thought trailed, as there came a knock on the door.

"Raven, friend Raven, we are in need of your assistance!"

'It's only Starfire... I almost thought it was something important like we were going to miss breakfast again!'

I walked quickly over to my door and promptly opened it to where only half my face showed.

"What is it Star?"

"Come quick Raven, it is Cyborg, He is acting quite strange."

I ran out to the main room that we Titans hung out in, and that we had destroyed on many occasions. And as I opened the door, I was immediately blown over by a large gust of wind issuing from Cyborg's mouth.

Over the din, I heard Robin's thoughts."'He's saying,'The Matrix has you, follow the white rabbit' '". He also told me that all this started when a wierd cable flew out of the T.V. and attatched to his central processing unit.

Suddenly, Cyborg stopped ranting and was immediately sucked into the gaping vortex which was gaping in the wall.

"Oh shit..."

"Raven, what have I told you about such profane grammatical terms?"

Yeah, I forgot, after Starfire and I started going out, she was really harsh on the language thing.

"This is our lives we're talking about here..."

RIP!

This was my most memorable conversation holding onto the couch for dear life until the couch ripped for the floor and all I remember was a streak of red, then, Darkness.

I heard voices, millions of voices buzzing through my head. I was about to blow it and I strained to open my eyes. They didn't work. I sent a wide broadcast telepathy: Where the hell am I? Obviously Starfire wasn't too far away because I heard her sweet voice drowning out the others: We are safe beau Raven, but you might not be if you persist to use such foul grammar.

I felt something crawl closer to me and hold my hand. 'There is a God' And then I passed out.

Meanwhile not too far away...

"Dude this must be that Matrix thing from those movies!"

"Beast Boy, how do you know this shit all the time?"

"I dunno." And with that he went into bullettime and dodged a well-placed Birdarang and a newly crazed Robin.

"Im not crazy, I just want to get those access codes Morpheus."