Disclaimer: Read the first chapter, nitwit!
Ending to a Simply Horrid Story
Legolas looked up to see the Queen. He grinned. 'She's here to take me to the outside world! No more Arwen! Its my angel!' The prince thought to himself. The Queen started, confused.
"Get up, nitwit! My sister's probably ruining my room!" She looked up. "Then again, she might just be plotting to ruin it. I have time." The Queen laughed a bit, poking Legolas. "That's more like it. An Elf in an Elf's body. That's the way I made it and the way it should be."
Legolas shrugged, patting himself down to make sure it really was his body. With a quick hand through his hair, he smiled, knowing the silking feeling.
"You know, you shouldn't be so vain about your hair." The Queen looked up, laughing a bit. "Its too.. feminine." She brushed her own hair off her shoulders quite lazily and caught her fingers in a ton of knots. "Just great. And I have school soon.."
Legolas, who had kept his mouth shut all this time, sat down and patted the seat next to him. He was in the precence of the creator and she needed her hair done. What else could a hair obsessed Elf do but help?
She sat down next to him and the hair braiding commenced. When everyone was happy with their hair, the Hair song began playing out of nowhere.
HAIR HAIR HAIR.. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAAAAAAAAAAAAIR! SHINING!
That's as much as anyone knew but it kept repeating. Then The Queen turned and looked at Legolas a moment. "This is just too perfect. I think it needs to go on."
So, here starts the prolouge. The Queen stood.
"This is the prolouge that you all have to read and pretend to be interested i-"
The Queen was cut off by a scene change. Aragorn and Arwen were yelling at eachother. Arwen was complaining about how Aragorn had been avoiding her all day. Back to the Queen though..
"My prolouge is very important as I've stated a few times already. So, here goes!" She got down on her knees and started using an Old South accent. "As long as I live.. I will never go hungry again!" She paused. "I mean.. So The Queen of the Nerds stood once more and said: Let there be a sequal! We will see what happens to Arwen and Aragorn, who switches bodies next, how school goes for me, and what Legolas does without his precious Queen! The poor guy will probably die without my constant watch.. ANYWAY!.. Here's my little summary of the next episode or whatever: The Queen's sister, Moony (as the HP fans called her) was busy plotting with Saruman a plot to kill Gandalf and the Queen. But, mysteriously, Gandalf switches bodies with the most unlikely creature imaginable.. PIPPIN! Lets see how this wacky scene ends up! As for the plot, there's some Princess Bride parts and a definent sense of Harry Potter in this next one! So.. put your hands together for.. FREAKY FRIDAY AT THE TWO TOWERS!"
She bowed quickly and sat down next to Legolas again. The Elf was in shock at the comments and didn't understand a word. It didn't matter though, because like any good Mary-Sue-ish fic should end, the look in The Queen's eyes spoke for her and they lived happily ever after..
AN: What'd you think? Cheesy? XD I'm the Queen of Cheese, Fluff, and Nerds. Thank you! Thank you! **bows** I really am making that one. The Sequal. It will be chapters off of this too. So, keep an eye out. Maybe two as much as you can spare them. Thank. PS: Read my other stuff!
Ending to a Simply Horrid Story
Legolas looked up to see the Queen. He grinned. 'She's here to take me to the outside world! No more Arwen! Its my angel!' The prince thought to himself. The Queen started, confused.
"Get up, nitwit! My sister's probably ruining my room!" She looked up. "Then again, she might just be plotting to ruin it. I have time." The Queen laughed a bit, poking Legolas. "That's more like it. An Elf in an Elf's body. That's the way I made it and the way it should be."
Legolas shrugged, patting himself down to make sure it really was his body. With a quick hand through his hair, he smiled, knowing the silking feeling.
"You know, you shouldn't be so vain about your hair." The Queen looked up, laughing a bit. "Its too.. feminine." She brushed her own hair off her shoulders quite lazily and caught her fingers in a ton of knots. "Just great. And I have school soon.."
Legolas, who had kept his mouth shut all this time, sat down and patted the seat next to him. He was in the precence of the creator and she needed her hair done. What else could a hair obsessed Elf do but help?
She sat down next to him and the hair braiding commenced. When everyone was happy with their hair, the Hair song began playing out of nowhere.
HAIR HAIR HAIR.. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAAAAAAAAAAAAIR! SHINING!
That's as much as anyone knew but it kept repeating. Then The Queen turned and looked at Legolas a moment. "This is just too perfect. I think it needs to go on."
So, here starts the prolouge. The Queen stood.
"This is the prolouge that you all have to read and pretend to be interested i-"
The Queen was cut off by a scene change. Aragorn and Arwen were yelling at eachother. Arwen was complaining about how Aragorn had been avoiding her all day. Back to the Queen though..
"My prolouge is very important as I've stated a few times already. So, here goes!" She got down on her knees and started using an Old South accent. "As long as I live.. I will never go hungry again!" She paused. "I mean.. So The Queen of the Nerds stood once more and said: Let there be a sequal! We will see what happens to Arwen and Aragorn, who switches bodies next, how school goes for me, and what Legolas does without his precious Queen! The poor guy will probably die without my constant watch.. ANYWAY!.. Here's my little summary of the next episode or whatever: The Queen's sister, Moony (as the HP fans called her) was busy plotting with Saruman a plot to kill Gandalf and the Queen. But, mysteriously, Gandalf switches bodies with the most unlikely creature imaginable.. PIPPIN! Lets see how this wacky scene ends up! As for the plot, there's some Princess Bride parts and a definent sense of Harry Potter in this next one! So.. put your hands together for.. FREAKY FRIDAY AT THE TWO TOWERS!"
She bowed quickly and sat down next to Legolas again. The Elf was in shock at the comments and didn't understand a word. It didn't matter though, because like any good Mary-Sue-ish fic should end, the look in The Queen's eyes spoke for her and they lived happily ever after..
AN: What'd you think? Cheesy? XD I'm the Queen of Cheese, Fluff, and Nerds. Thank you! Thank you! **bows** I really am making that one. The Sequal. It will be chapters off of this too. So, keep an eye out. Maybe two as much as you can spare them. Thank. PS: Read my other stuff!
