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Queen of the Nerds. I'm also good with cheese and fluff, but that's it.
Leave me alone! PS: Don't like, don't read you nitwit!
AN: I'm glad you all liked that last one. Uhh.. it was short, I know, but I'm planning on a good 10 chapters for this coming part. And thanks for the great reviews. I love you all too much for my own good. ^_^ The cheese shall continue, just a warning. And as for the plot, it will change quite a bit. The Aragorn and Legolas body switching thing was to build up to this, and that is why it was short. PS: I LOVE IDEAS! LEAVE THEM! Oh.. and review.
Freaky Friday at the Two Towers
-A Plot To Overthrow A Kingdom-
The Queen sat silently a long moment, staring at Legolas. Suddenly, she blinked, trying to refocus her eyes.
"I draw well." With a grin, the Queen was up and headed towards the real world once more to get to school. Eigth grade wasn't the best place to be headed, but it sure beat staring into space for hours on end. Legolas sighed and laid back across the grass, waiting for the Queen to come back. Talking to a person was better than talking to a tree.
Meanwhile, Aragorn was having his problems with Arwen. In a frantic attempt to get away from her, he fled down the hall, found a suitable horse in the stables, and rode for his life. He then realized that Legolas, Gimli, and himself were supposed to be in Rohan, headed for Helms' Deep. With a shrug, he decided to rewrite the script so they headed straight for Isengard.
Arwen was in close persuit of her betroth, riding Lord Glorfindel's horse at the moment. Somehow she had managed to get his sword and his glory in the last movie as well. Everyone was still confused as to how that happened. Without another thought though, the two were headed to Isengard.
Also meanwhile, at Isengard, the Queen's sister, Moony, was talking to Saruman. They were planning to overthrow their enemies together: Gandalf and The Queen. Without another word said, Moony disappeared. She appeared again in the movie: The Princess Bride, and grabbed a ROUS (Rodent of an Unusual Size). Back again in Isengard, they planned how they were going to use the giant squirrel with fangs.
The Queen entered math once more. She leaned back in her chair, waiting for the bell to ring and class to start. How she longed to be in Middle-Earth again. It was probably just a dream though. Honestly, how does someone pop into a story with an Elf, a Man, and her sister? Before she knew it though, class was over and school was over just after that. The day just disappeared.
Legolas waited patiently, until at long last, The Queen popped back into the story. Legolas grinned, letting go of the hair he was absent-mindedly braiding, and prepared to interrogate the girl on everything about the real world.
"Are there Elves?! Are you an Elf?! Do they have lembas?! How many cities are there?! Do the men smell there too?! Who's the king?! What do you do for fun?! Do people go on hunting parties?! TELL ME!" The Elf's words came slurred at the middle and clearly at the end. His questions were simply a blur of words.
"Uhh.. we don't have a king, and there's no Elves and no, I'm not an Elf, and.." The Queen tried to think up the rest of the answers. "I know archery, and we go to the mall for fun, and we don't go hunting." With a nod, she snapped her mouth shut.
Legolas stared blankly a moment then blinked a few times. "You arent an Elf?" He stared at her ears, fake points still on them. "Pointy though!"
The Queen laughed. "Fake." She shrugged and sat down.
Gandalf and Pippin had been at Fangorn this whole time. Pippin walked into Gandalf and winced as the staff in the wizard's hand smacked him in the head. "Darn my shortness!" The hobbit ran off muttering. Before they knew it..
AN: More body switching!
They were in eachother's body. Gandalf looked down at himself. "I'm looking mighty pudgy and youthful today.."
Pippin collapsed onto the ground. "I'M OLD! I'm an old fart!" He twitched uncontrolably.
AN: Okay. I'll update tomorrow again. This is my crazy little cheesy start to my master plan of 10 chappies! BTW, look at Ocean Goddess of Mirkwood's stories. They're really funny. That's the evil sister. **nod** Good writer though, as much as I hate to say it. Also, check out my new site. Its in progress, but its gonna be good! ringofdoom.cjb.net
AN: I'm glad you all liked that last one. Uhh.. it was short, I know, but I'm planning on a good 10 chapters for this coming part. And thanks for the great reviews. I love you all too much for my own good. ^_^ The cheese shall continue, just a warning. And as for the plot, it will change quite a bit. The Aragorn and Legolas body switching thing was to build up to this, and that is why it was short. PS: I LOVE IDEAS! LEAVE THEM! Oh.. and review.
Freaky Friday at the Two Towers
-A Plot To Overthrow A Kingdom-
The Queen sat silently a long moment, staring at Legolas. Suddenly, she blinked, trying to refocus her eyes.
"I draw well." With a grin, the Queen was up and headed towards the real world once more to get to school. Eigth grade wasn't the best place to be headed, but it sure beat staring into space for hours on end. Legolas sighed and laid back across the grass, waiting for the Queen to come back. Talking to a person was better than talking to a tree.
Meanwhile, Aragorn was having his problems with Arwen. In a frantic attempt to get away from her, he fled down the hall, found a suitable horse in the stables, and rode for his life. He then realized that Legolas, Gimli, and himself were supposed to be in Rohan, headed for Helms' Deep. With a shrug, he decided to rewrite the script so they headed straight for Isengard.
Arwen was in close persuit of her betroth, riding Lord Glorfindel's horse at the moment. Somehow she had managed to get his sword and his glory in the last movie as well. Everyone was still confused as to how that happened. Without another thought though, the two were headed to Isengard.
Also meanwhile, at Isengard, the Queen's sister, Moony, was talking to Saruman. They were planning to overthrow their enemies together: Gandalf and The Queen. Without another word said, Moony disappeared. She appeared again in the movie: The Princess Bride, and grabbed a ROUS (Rodent of an Unusual Size). Back again in Isengard, they planned how they were going to use the giant squirrel with fangs.
The Queen entered math once more. She leaned back in her chair, waiting for the bell to ring and class to start. How she longed to be in Middle-Earth again. It was probably just a dream though. Honestly, how does someone pop into a story with an Elf, a Man, and her sister? Before she knew it though, class was over and school was over just after that. The day just disappeared.
Legolas waited patiently, until at long last, The Queen popped back into the story. Legolas grinned, letting go of the hair he was absent-mindedly braiding, and prepared to interrogate the girl on everything about the real world.
"Are there Elves?! Are you an Elf?! Do they have lembas?! How many cities are there?! Do the men smell there too?! Who's the king?! What do you do for fun?! Do people go on hunting parties?! TELL ME!" The Elf's words came slurred at the middle and clearly at the end. His questions were simply a blur of words.
"Uhh.. we don't have a king, and there's no Elves and no, I'm not an Elf, and.." The Queen tried to think up the rest of the answers. "I know archery, and we go to the mall for fun, and we don't go hunting." With a nod, she snapped her mouth shut.
Legolas stared blankly a moment then blinked a few times. "You arent an Elf?" He stared at her ears, fake points still on them. "Pointy though!"
The Queen laughed. "Fake." She shrugged and sat down.
Gandalf and Pippin had been at Fangorn this whole time. Pippin walked into Gandalf and winced as the staff in the wizard's hand smacked him in the head. "Darn my shortness!" The hobbit ran off muttering. Before they knew it..
AN: More body switching!
They were in eachother's body. Gandalf looked down at himself. "I'm looking mighty pudgy and youthful today.."
Pippin collapsed onto the ground. "I'M OLD! I'm an old fart!" He twitched uncontrolably.
AN: Okay. I'll update tomorrow again. This is my crazy little cheesy start to my master plan of 10 chappies! BTW, look at Ocean Goddess of Mirkwood's stories. They're really funny. That's the evil sister. **nod** Good writer though, as much as I hate to say it. Also, check out my new site. Its in progress, but its gonna be good! ringofdoom.cjb.net
