AN: Here's the updated chappie! Sorry it took so long. I started some short stories and school is taking up a lot of my time. Plus, no plot bunnies. -_-' Here's the chappie though! Love ya all!

Freaky Friday at the Two Towers

-Your Adorable Adoring Fan Forever-

Legolas fell over onto the ground with a very un-Elf-like thump. The Queen arched a brow. "Legolas? You crazy Elf! Get up!" Legolas immediately popped up like toast out of a toaster. He twitched nervously.

After a few minutes of blank staring, someone appeared in this chapter! It was none other than Moony! The Queen turned to see her sister.

"Hi, hi, Figwit!" Moony squeeled far too excitedly. She fell into giggling fits. Legolas stood and jumped out in front of Figwit, as the queen was apparently called, stopping the twitching.

"Get away from the Quee- eh.. Figwit? Hmmm. I knew an Elf named Figwit.." He shook his head, dismissing the thought. "I don't care if you aren't a real Elf. I'm still your adoring fan!"

Figwit smiled brightly. "Adorable fan you mean." Legolas began twitching again and talking to himself. "Told dad I wouldn't get attached to a mortal like that Arwen did.."

Suddenly, Saruman, Gandalf, and Pippin popped out of nowhere. They all stopped a minute, readjusting the setup of the scene. Gandalf moved to face Saruman. Figwit moved to face Moony. Both pairs growled at eachother evilly. Legolas ran up to Pippin and hugged him.

Gandalf, who was Pippin at the moment, frowned. "Fool of an Elf! Get off me, slimey git!" Legolas dropped the midgetized wizard. "Git?! Since when am I a git?!" He blinked a moment, unsure of what a git was.

AN: Short chappie, but I'm starting the plot for real in the next one.