AN: I felt really bad because I never did get around to finishing this. oO; So for your amusement, I have returned to it with only a vague idea of what the hell is going on. xD I hope you all enjoy the final chapter of Freaky Friday in the Fellowship.
This chapter is lovingly titled…
Freaky Friday: The Wedding To End All Weddings
So when we last left our friends, Moony had shown up, completely surprising Figwit… I think… And stuff was happening… oh. And Gandalf and Pippin switched. And Legolas didn't know what a git was. Well, there was an accident involving a highspeed chase and a semi… and Gandalf kind of maybe got hit by the semi… while in Pippin's body.
Aaaanyway! As we all know, it just takes a nice blow to the head and the switched bodies back. So now everyone is in their respective body.
The Queen took a nice little break from writing for a while and got in touch with some really good friends from Valinor. If you can believe it, her friends were none other than Maedhros and Fingon, who were reborn after all. See, the Queen was decent friends with Elrohir, who was dating Amras (don't ask), who is brothers with Maedhros, who is dating Fingon. Thus, the Queen was very close with Maedhros and Fingon… kind of.
So she had a little party and invited everyone, including her two close friends… kind of. She didn't really bother inviting anyone else, with the exception of Legolas, Aragorn, and Moony who had recently stopped being such a total pain in the rear end and started sending Figwit lots of neopoints to buy her a Draik Egg… anyway…
The party was going well until Maedhros made an announcement. Using the godmoding stick uff dhoom borrowed from a… erm… very good friend who shall remain unnamed and if you know anything about anything, you'll leave this person unnamed in the comments too, Figwit was able to godmode a brain tumor for Bush! And gay marriage was legal again! Little did we know… tehe… Maedhros and Fingon were an item! And they announced they were getting married. Yay! So everyone got ready for the small wedding in city hall that was going to happen the next day because life is convinient like that.
The next day, everyone showed up, walking down the red carpet they had set up. ETV, AKA Elf Television, was there, filming it all. First Moony showed up. She was escorted by Remus from Harry Potter and despite his brief cameo, this is still not a cross-over.
Soon after came Aragorn, who was escorted by no one. Fortunately, immediately following came a small beat-up car filled with all the commenters that I love so much. They proceeded to tie up Aragorn and drag him in. Yay for new man-bitches! And so the townspeople cheered.
Next came Figwit. Oddly enough, she had morphed Legolas' adoration for her into a way to test out the awesome new S&M gear she received for her birthday from Feanor… who didn't remember her birthday wasn't for another month. Anyway, poor Legolas was being hauled around on a leash. Not that he was complaining. He looked great afterall, and he was on television. Joy.
Finally, after everyone was seated and had eaten all the reception food without permission, up pulled the white limo with the groom and… groom. Erm… yeah. There was a short little ceremony and everyone was generally happy. The commenters threw lots of rice (cues rice in comments) and didn't forget to read this chapter because the author is such a lazy ass and didn't update for over a year.
The couple ran off to the limo and were generally happy forever ever and ever until Gil-Galad showed up and Maedhros had a little spaz attack.
Figwit then proceeded to clone Aragorn and give a free Aragorn to everyone who actually takes the time to read this piece of crap! Because, honestly, that's what it is. She also whores out her latest story which is not Lord of the Rings related. Go read it!
Afterward:
The commenters are currently very upset with the author. After receiving their complimentary Aragorn though, they run off to the bedroom and have lots of fun.
Moony is now a published author. She's still annoying as hell though.
Figwit started her latest novel project last May. If you're interested in finding out about it, AIM her. Her sn is Figwitty.
Maedhros and Fingon live in a little house on a hill infested with ghosts. They don't really care though. They also still wonder why there were featured in this chapter.
Arwen fell off a cliff and died. Aragorn got over her quickly.
Legolas fell in love with Rumil, as messed up as that is. The two now live with Figwit. Rumil finds this odd but doesn't complain. Legolas still gets up at four in the morning to make sure the Queen has her morning coffee.
Haldir, who was not featured in this story, was driving the semi that hit Gandalf. He's currently serving a life sentence.
Everyone else died or was taken hostage by a disgruntled commenter.
The end.
AN: Viola! I finished it. xD It is a masterpiece. I wrote it in a record seven minutes, twenty three seconds.
