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The Body Exchange

Chapter 3: The Orientation

Morning came…

"(stretches and yawns, scratches eyes) It's already morning… (stands up from her bed)" Jun had her rise and shine.

"Ohayo Jun-sama…" Pai Long bowed down to his master as she passed by him.

"Ohayo Pai Long…" Jun smiled back as she was heading to her dresser to groom herself.

"Looks like we had a happy day, Jun-sama… can you share it to me?" Pai Long told Jun as she was brushing her hair, powdering her face.

"Nothing really… didn't you notice?" Jun asked smiling, and humming.

"You're same as before…" Pai Long replied.

"Didn't you notice my changes, I mean, my figure, my face, my hair, ya know?"

"Umm… (eyes on Jun from head to toe) your diet was effective?" Pai Long asked.

"(twitches) How come you don't! It's so obvious!"

"So, wanna have a glass of milk to start your happy morning lots of energy?" Pai Long tried to change the topic. He doesn't know what does she mean and he doesn't want to make her upset since he knew that she had a very happy morning.

"God damn it! Don't change the topic into a stupid milk! (pauses) Milk? OH MY GOSH! (scrams out of the house to the garden)"

(To Ren)

"(stands up from the bed, yawning and stretching) I feel very light… did I lose my weight?" Ren asked himself.

"Where is Bason? (Ren looked outside the window and sees Jun screaming 'my potion, it spilled!') ch, she's experimenting on mom's spellbook again… aherm, why is my voice like this? Am I having a sore thoat?" The morning breeze brushed against his hair that made it flew wildly.

"Damn this long hair! (takes a small string and ties his hair)"

…..

"Wait? Did I mention, 'long hair'?" Ren asked himself very skeptically rushing to the mirror.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

(To Pirika)

RING….. (the phone beside Pirika's bed is ringing)

"(awakened and picks up the phone) Moshi-moshi…"

"Hey you stupid brat, what have you done to my body!" A familiar voice asked her.

"(POV) Did I hear myself on the phone?" Pirika asked herself

"I said, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BODY!" She heard her voice yells on the phone.

"Huh? I don't get it… who are you?" Pirika asked still skeptical of her strange low voice that she thought caused by sore throat and her original voice used by another person on the phone.

"Let's meet at the Funbari Cemetery, I'm gonna tell you such a very important matter, Oh and by the way, dress up like a guy or else I'll kill YOU" And the voice on the other line put down the phone.

(later at the Funbari cemetery)

"Now tell me what's this mess?" Asked Pirika, wearing her brother's clothes since she was now considered 'male', eyeing on Ren, using her body wearing Jun's cheongsam with her hairclips, and the same time shocked to see herself used by another person.

"In fact, I was the one who should ask you that but since I'm the one who knows the reason, I guess you just shut that big mouth and listen to what I'm going to tell…" Ren started his story "It all started yesterday… Jun was bored due to 'too much heat', which made her 'insane' and acted very very weird and suddenly came up with an idea of having a simple life and it happened that the type of 'simple life' she wanted was 'yours', so she came up of creating spells and potions last evening and it succeeded but UNFORTUNATELY to me and THAT'S THE BIGGEST problem we had by now!"

"Hey, I just notice this time that Jun's cheongsam looks cute for my body " Pirika said.

"And that filthy clothes of your beloved brother doesn't suit me very much…" Ren replied arrogantly.

"My brother's clothes are not filthy, and I'll never go and dare to wear your umm… err… out-of-this-world clothes!" Pirika replied stammering.

"If you don't know how to insult properly, then you'll NEVER BE ME …"

"It's like I always wanted to be YOU, bastard…"

"Enough with your corny insults… let's proceed to OUR problem. There's a very important thing you should remember: Never tell this to ANYONE or ANYTHING or ANY SPIRIT. I had a doubt Jun had used the power of YinYang and I can feel the power of four elements guarding us. If you'll try to tell this to anyone, you'll gonna break the barrier and a worse thing will happen…"

"Then what's that worse thing?"

"According to my analysis, she used the body exchange spell, the consequences of telling these to anyone will lead to the destruction of OUR body, whether you're the only one who told it or me."

"(nods)"

"Well, being me requires many things, this is my schedule, (shows Pirika a piece of paper)"

"(grabs the piece of paper and reads)What's this language?"

"(rolls eyes) I forgot, you don't know how to read and speak Chinese… now that's another big problem. I guess you just need to study, I have lots of books at our library that I have used since I was still in elementary for our Language subject, that might be helpful. Ok I'll read this for you…"

They had finally an exchange of skeds and find each other's new life very very difficult to adapt.

(At the Tao mansion, in Jun's room)

"(sighs) It's 11:30 already…" Jun laid down her bed.

"(sniffs something in the air) Hmmm… smells great… wonder what does the maid's cooking downstairs…" Jun went down being curious about the food being cooked by their servants. It was something very unfamiliar, something new from the usual smell of chow mien, chop suey, congee and mian tiao (noodles) that they always eat.

(at the kitchen)

Jun was so shocked to see who's cooking in the kitchen.

"Ren! You … know how to cook!" Jun exclaimed.

"Of course… (humming)" Pirika hums happily while stirring the mixture.

"What's that? (peeps behind Pirika's back)

"It is called 'Curry rice'. (puts cooked curry in 4 plates of rice) Try…"

Jun took one bowl and ate a spoonful of it.

"Its… delicious…" Jun was so shocked at the same time very doubtful. Ren hates to do any household chores and never do anything in this house even cleaning his room and now to cook? Is there something special? Where did he learn to cook Japanese dishes?

(To Horo and Pirika's house)

"Ugh! This place is too small! (looks around the kitchen) (sighs) It's already 11:30, I still have to ugh, 'COOK' lunch for this stupid imbecile (glares at Horohoro, sleeping on the couch drooling)

"Hey, imbecile! (slapped the spatula on Horohoro's head) Will you stop drooling there! (drags Horohoro's collar) Stand up! Cook your lunch!" Ren demanded.

"Huh?" Asked Horohoro wiping his spit off his mouth.

"I said go and cook your lunch!" Ren demanded kicking Horohoro's butt to the kitchen.

"Pirika, what's wrong with you?" Asked Horohoro facing the stove, holding the saucepan.

"What 'what's wrong'? Faster! I am already hungry!" Ren yelled.

"But… you know that I don't know how to cook? Why are you…"

"STOP COMPLAINING AND DO EVERYTHING THAT I SAY!" Ren demanded as he cracked a whip.

"Y – Yes Pi- Piri…"

"Call me your master!"

"Ye- Yes Pirika-sama"

End of chap 2

I don't like this chapter since I can think of anything to type… Next chapter will be all about Anna and Yoh,

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