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The Body Exchange
Chapter 3: Hao's Scheme
(To Anna and Yoh)
"Faster!" Anna yelled cracking her whip while training Yoh, forcing him to do 500 push-ups/min.
"B- but ha… 500 push-ups ha… is very ha… im… ha… possible…ha" Yoh breathlessly replied while he is still too busy of his backbreaking training.
"STOP COMPLAINING! You'll never get over of this training until you haven't broke that braggart Tao's record of 100 push-ups/min!"
"B- but this is ha… too… much…"
WHACK!
"Waaaaaaaahhhhh! Have mercy Anna-sama!"
(Nighttime, on Yoh's room)
"Damn… my back's too painful… I feel like my backbones' about to collapse…"
Yoh lied stomach down on his bed. He can't lie on his back because of those painful wounds caused by Anna's unmerciful 50 hard whips. He can still take Hao's attacks but he still doesn't understand why Anna, only an ORDINARY grumpy girl, would give him such torture. It's ok to him if she only gives him those very strenuous training and those whips, but what he hates the most is the household chores. After those strenuous training, she still have the nerve to ask him do everything in this house, HIS house, not hers. She just live here for free but she don't feel shame, and even just sit in the front of TV, watching her oh, so precious drama series… He's even the one who does her laundry and tortures him if he doesn't… She just accepted him as her fiancé not because of love but just because of the 'title' and for slacking…
"She is so abusive…" Yoh thought.
"Wanna have a glass of milk?" A familiar voice from the window said.
"Hao! What the hell are you doing here? I am not in the condition for a fight, just go back tomorrow…"
"I'm not here for a fight… I'm just here to offer a glass of milk, actually not an ordinary milk…" Hao explained while holding a glass of milk.
"Maybe Ren would appreciate your offer more than I do… Just go now…" Yoh shook his hands goodbye to Hao.
"(enters the window and sits on Yoh's bed) Oh, common, this helps you regain your strength, and besides this is the thing you need to get out of your problem…" Hao smirked.
"Hao, I am not interested of any of your dark offers, will you just go and let me sleep. I'm so sleepy… (shoves blanket to his body and closes his eyes)"
"What if I'll tell you that this milk will make her feel the way you feel by now?" Hao sarcastically asked.
"(gets up and faces Hao) What do suppose to mean?" Asked Yoh curiously.
"I know that my poor twin is suffering from being conquered by such a ruthless bitch, and I can't take to see my twin getting tortured so I went here and brought something that will help…"
"So what does that milk do?"
"It's for you to find out… Oh, by the way, telling the result to anyone, anything or any spirit will cost yours and Anna's lives" Hao vanished in the thin air, leaving the glass of milk in Yoh's study table.
Yoh stared at the glass of milk for a couple of minutes…
"What if that milk is a trap? Or maybe that is a very deadly poison that could kill me in just a split second… Or what if it indeed helps? Then if it helps, what can it do?" These thoughts repeated on Yoh's mind. But finally, after a few minutes of debating, he finally came up of a decision…
"Better suicide than to be married with a ruthless bitch!" Yoh gulped the milk. He finally went unconscious and fell down on the floor.
(morning came…)
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yoh heard a loud scream from the bathroom downstairs.
"What happened? (rubs his eyes) Shit, still alive…" Yoh stood up and went down stairs, had himself ready for another whip.
"What's wrong Anna… OH SHIT!" Yoh was so shocked to see his body used by the 'ruthless bitch' who used to torture him.
"Damn it Yoh! What have you done to our body?" Anna yelled.
"I dunno…" Yoh replied sarcastically with an evil grin. He left the bathroom.
"Hey! I'm still talking to you! I'm ordering you to come back here, NOW! Or else…"
"Shut up! I am 'YOU' and you are 'ME' so now you don't have the right to bug me…" Lies on his side on the floor and turns the TV on.
"Grrrrr… fuck your ass, Yoh…" Anna gritted her teeth as she left the bathroom.
"What are you waiting for? Go now and cook our breakfast, and after that go outside and continue 'my' 500 push-ups/min. Remember, I won't be the shaman king if you will not train my body properly…" Yoh smirked as he twirls his new soft blond hair.
"Grrrr… Once we'll get our bodies back to normal, you'll gonna pay a lot for all of this fuck up, mark my words…"Anna retorted under her breath as she fried eggs on the pan.
"As if… (puts on lip gloss and powders his smooth face) If you won't stop complaining, I will give you another 50 whips. Oh, by the way, I will just go and have a tea with Tamao outside, I'll be back soon…"
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOH!"
"Correction, I'm ANNA, (giggles), Oh, by the way my dear, if you'll tell this to anyone, anything or any spirit, this will cost our lives, so be careful… (leans his face and kisses Anna) Bye 'Yoh' sweety"
"(POV) Now, Anna, prepare for my revenge…"
End of chapter 3
Haha, now Yoh got his revenge… anyway, please review
