Soujiro's Silliness Story
Soujiro- YAY! I'm the title character!
CH 1 THE NICK CANNON/SOUJIRO SETA SHOW!
Soujiro- Hey, Nickelodeon people, Nick's sick today. I shall replace him!
Nick Staff- OK...
(Nick Cannon show song plays)
Souj- Hey people! I get to take over... The world's nuclear arsenal!
Washu- I already hot-wired it, so you can have your fun.
Souj- (like Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab) Oooooo... what does this button do... (Pushes button marked "Doomsday" in Russian)
Seattle, Washington- Person- Hey, look! Fireworks!
Other person- Hey, you're right! (Bunches of people gather to watch)
Nuclear bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (Hits the Space Needle & falls on a closed McDonald's)
Washu- Good thing I deactivated all the warheads.
Souj- (Keeps pressing buttons in several languages and finds one in English) Hey, it says... "Osama-seeking missile."
Washu- Damn! I missed that one... but go ahead and press it.
Soujiro- OK! (Presses button.)
IN IRAQ
Osama- (In Iraq language (I dunno...)) WE WILL ELIMINATE ALL OF THE FILTHY AMERICAN PIGS! We now have... A NEUCLEAR BOMB! Press the button!
Bomb- (Flies off)
Souj's Bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Osama & Friends- AHH! An American bomb!
(Osama and his pals disappear in a flash of light!)
Washington DC- George Bush- Hey look! Fireworks!
Osama's Bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Soujiro- Hey, a Russian one pointed at a white house. Oh, well. PRESS!
Soujiro's Bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Both bombs collide in mid-air, giving Bush & friends a very entertaining fireworks show.
Bush- (Gets hit by a piece of metal) OWIES! That hurt. Had to be Dean...
Soujiro-That was FUN! ^__^
Washu- Well... I hope you had fun wasting the world's nukes.
Soujiro- I SURE DID!
(Nick Cannon Show credits roll with the song in the background. Soujiro tries to sing along, but finds it difficult to translate all the rap.)
So... that was... strange. But oh well. If you have any suggestions for stuff Soujiro can take over, just include them in your review. I do mind flames, but accept constructive criticism. THANKS FOR READING!
CH 1 THE NICK CANNON/SOUJIRO SETA SHOW!
Soujiro- Hey, Nickelodeon people, Nick's sick today. I shall replace him!
Nick Staff- OK...
(Nick Cannon show song plays)
Souj- Hey people! I get to take over... The world's nuclear arsenal!
Washu- I already hot-wired it, so you can have your fun.
Souj- (like Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab) Oooooo... what does this button do... (Pushes button marked "Doomsday" in Russian)
Seattle, Washington- Person- Hey, look! Fireworks!
Other person- Hey, you're right! (Bunches of people gather to watch)
Nuclear bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (Hits the Space Needle & falls on a closed McDonald's)
Washu- Good thing I deactivated all the warheads.
Souj- (Keeps pressing buttons in several languages and finds one in English) Hey, it says... "Osama-seeking missile."
Washu- Damn! I missed that one... but go ahead and press it.
Soujiro- OK! (Presses button.)
IN IRAQ
Osama- (In Iraq language (I dunno...)) WE WILL ELIMINATE ALL OF THE FILTHY AMERICAN PIGS! We now have... A NEUCLEAR BOMB! Press the button!
Bomb- (Flies off)
Souj's Bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Osama & Friends- AHH! An American bomb!
(Osama and his pals disappear in a flash of light!)
Washington DC- George Bush- Hey look! Fireworks!
Osama's Bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Soujiro- Hey, a Russian one pointed at a white house. Oh, well. PRESS!
Soujiro's Bomb- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Both bombs collide in mid-air, giving Bush & friends a very entertaining fireworks show.
Bush- (Gets hit by a piece of metal) OWIES! That hurt. Had to be Dean...
Soujiro-That was FUN! ^__^
Washu- Well... I hope you had fun wasting the world's nukes.
Soujiro- I SURE DID!
(Nick Cannon Show credits roll with the song in the background. Soujiro tries to sing along, but finds it difficult to translate all the rap.)
So... that was... strange. But oh well. If you have any suggestions for stuff Soujiro can take over, just include them in your review. I do mind flames, but accept constructive criticism. THANKS FOR READING!
