Soujiro Show Episode Two!
Soujiro- YEAH! I get another chance to take over!
(Nick Cannon Show theme plays, but with Souj singing all of the words. He has no trouble translating rap anymore...)
Soujiro- Cool! I'm a rapper!
Today, Soujiro will take over... MIDDLE-EARTH! (By request of Mori'quessir)
Souj- (appears with Kenshin, Sano, and Yahiko through a time portal.) Whoo! Vacation Paradise Resort!
Kenshin- ORO! This isn't a resort!
He's right... They have appeared in Mordor, while the human and Orc armies are clashing.
Orc- AHH! (Slices at Sano)
Sano- EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE S***! (Slices about five orcs with his Zanbato)
Souj- Cool! A battle re-enactment!
Kenshin- I think this is a real battle, that it is.
Yahiko- So? Let's take advantage of this opportunity to have some fun!
All- YEAH! MAN'S NIGHT OUT RULES!
Later...
Souj- Owies! My arm hurts...
Shishio- Hey, Soujiro.
Soujiro- SHISHIO-SAMA! Wait... I still get to take over Paradise Hotel, right?
Shishio- You get to take over something? That's my boy...
Souj- Can't... breathe...
Kenshin- Hey, look! A path to a mountain! But... it has lava. Aww, I was hoping the hotel would be there.
Shishio- LAVA?! That's Paradise Hotel to me!
At the volcano (that would be MOUNT DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)...
Shishio- LAVA BATH! (jumps into lava)
Souj- are you sure you can handle that?
Shishio- OW! It's way too hot! Hey, lookie! A ring!
Souj- (Helps Shishio up) Nice find, sensei! Shishio- (Not consumed by greed, seeing as they aren't from middle-earth.) Here, Soujiro. Give to some girl you like.
Souj- Cool! A wedding ring! Let's see how it fits. (Puts on)
Far-Off Voice- For not being consumed by greed, and then using the ring for good, I leave middle-earth in your responsible hands, Soujiro Seta.
Souj- Hey, how'd ya know my name?
All others- (zombified) All Hail King Soujiro! (repeat)
Souj- HOMIES! What is wrong with you?
Others- (Keep repeating above statement.)
Souj- Come on. We're going out.
At gates of Mordor
All Orcs and humans- All Hail King Soujiro!
Souj- (Just realizes he's a king) AWESOME!
Gandalf- (Being a wizard, is not zombified) What are you doing?
Souj- I'm gonna give it to Kaoru and get married!
Wow! My longest chapter yet! I'll continue this one soon!
Soujiro- YEAH! I get another chance to take over!
(Nick Cannon Show theme plays, but with Souj singing all of the words. He has no trouble translating rap anymore...)
Soujiro- Cool! I'm a rapper!
Today, Soujiro will take over... MIDDLE-EARTH! (By request of Mori'quessir)
Souj- (appears with Kenshin, Sano, and Yahiko through a time portal.) Whoo! Vacation Paradise Resort!
Kenshin- ORO! This isn't a resort!
He's right... They have appeared in Mordor, while the human and Orc armies are clashing.
Orc- AHH! (Slices at Sano)
Sano- EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE S***! (Slices about five orcs with his Zanbato)
Souj- Cool! A battle re-enactment!
Kenshin- I think this is a real battle, that it is.
Yahiko- So? Let's take advantage of this opportunity to have some fun!
All- YEAH! MAN'S NIGHT OUT RULES!
Later...
Souj- Owies! My arm hurts...
Shishio- Hey, Soujiro.
Soujiro- SHISHIO-SAMA! Wait... I still get to take over Paradise Hotel, right?
Shishio- You get to take over something? That's my boy...
Souj- Can't... breathe...
Kenshin- Hey, look! A path to a mountain! But... it has lava. Aww, I was hoping the hotel would be there.
Shishio- LAVA?! That's Paradise Hotel to me!
At the volcano (that would be MOUNT DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)...
Shishio- LAVA BATH! (jumps into lava)
Souj- are you sure you can handle that?
Shishio- OW! It's way too hot! Hey, lookie! A ring!
Souj- (Helps Shishio up) Nice find, sensei! Shishio- (Not consumed by greed, seeing as they aren't from middle-earth.) Here, Soujiro. Give to some girl you like.
Souj- Cool! A wedding ring! Let's see how it fits. (Puts on)
Far-Off Voice- For not being consumed by greed, and then using the ring for good, I leave middle-earth in your responsible hands, Soujiro Seta.
Souj- Hey, how'd ya know my name?
All others- (zombified) All Hail King Soujiro! (repeat)
Souj- HOMIES! What is wrong with you?
Others- (Keep repeating above statement.)
Souj- Come on. We're going out.
At gates of Mordor
All Orcs and humans- All Hail King Soujiro!
Souj- (Just realizes he's a king) AWESOME!
Gandalf- (Being a wizard, is not zombified) What are you doing?
Souj- I'm gonna give it to Kaoru and get married!
Wow! My longest chapter yet! I'll continue this one soon!
