Soujiro Show Episode Two!

Soujiro- YEAH! I get another chance to take over!

(Nick Cannon Show theme plays, but with Souj singing all of the words. He has no trouble translating rap anymore...)

Soujiro- Cool! I'm a rapper!

Today, Soujiro will take over... MIDDLE-EARTH! (By request of Mori'quessir)

Souj- (appears with Kenshin, Sano, and Yahiko through a time portal.) Whoo! Vacation Paradise Resort!

Kenshin- ORO! This isn't a resort!

He's right... They have appeared in Mordor, while the human and Orc armies are clashing.

Orc- AHH! (Slices at Sano)

Sano- EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE S***! (Slices about five orcs with his Zanbato)

Souj- Cool! A battle re-enactment!

Kenshin- I think this is a real battle, that it is.

Yahiko- So? Let's take advantage of this opportunity to have some fun!

All- YEAH! MAN'S NIGHT OUT RULES!

Later...

Souj- Owies! My arm hurts...

Shishio- Hey, Soujiro.

Soujiro- SHISHIO-SAMA! Wait... I still get to take over Paradise Hotel, right?

Shishio- You get to take over something? That's my boy...

Souj- Can't... breathe...

Kenshin- Hey, look! A path to a mountain! But... it has lava. Aww, I was hoping the hotel would be there.

Shishio- LAVA?! That's Paradise Hotel to me!

At the volcano (that would be MOUNT DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)...

Shishio- LAVA BATH! (jumps into lava)

Souj- are you sure you can handle that?

Shishio- OW! It's way too hot! Hey, lookie! A ring!

Souj- (Helps Shishio up) Nice find, sensei! Shishio- (Not consumed by greed, seeing as they aren't from middle-earth.) Here, Soujiro. Give to some girl you like.

Souj- Cool! A wedding ring! Let's see how it fits. (Puts on)

Far-Off Voice- For not being consumed by greed, and then using the ring for good, I leave middle-earth in your responsible hands, Soujiro Seta.

Souj- Hey, how'd ya know my name?

All others- (zombified) All Hail King Soujiro! (repeat)

Souj- HOMIES! What is wrong with you?

Others- (Keep repeating above statement.)

Souj- Come on. We're going out.

At gates of Mordor

All Orcs and humans- All Hail King Soujiro!

Souj- (Just realizes he's a king) AWESOME!

Gandalf- (Being a wizard, is not zombified) What are you doing?

Souj- I'm gonna give it to Kaoru and get married!

Wow! My longest chapter yet! I'll continue this one soon!