Soujiro Show 4!!!
YAY! EPISODE 4! OK, people. I have two requests, so I'll use the magic of... EENY MEENY MINEY MO! *Begins chanting the eeny meeney miney mo* It looks like Soujiro will now take over... THE WHITE HOUSE!
Souj- Didn't I send a nuclear missile there in Episode 1?
Washu- you know, it didn't blow up... I can't let you blow up the world.
Ryoko- Can I blow up the world?
Washu- NO!
Ryoko- Man...
Jan- Anyways... Here you go!
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Souj- Mister Bush?
Bush (with bruise on forehead from EP. 1)- Yeah?
S- Can I trade houses with you?
B- Sure, why not? (Just proves we need a Dem.)
Souj- HOMIES!
"Homies" (Other RK characters)- YAY! NEW HOUSE!
Kaoru- It's so big!
Sano- And YOU get to clean it all!
Kenshin- YAY! Can we have a party?
Souj- Okey-dokey! ^__^
All- *Begin calling other people they know* PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
NEXT DAY
Souj- Ohh... hangover...
Sano- Don't ya hate the feeling?
Yahiko- (Bouncing on couch) PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY...
Souj- OK, time to do president stuff! ^_^
LATER
Souj- Veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto... I like this one! SIGN! ^_^
Kenshin (The Vice-Pres.)- What did you sign?
Souj- A bill to promote Manga & Anime distribution. I had to veto lots of 'em, though. One wants to make school longer!
Yahiko- I made that one!
Soujiro- the one to make school longer?
Yahiko- No... the Anime one.
Souj- Now, it's time to... PARTY!
All others- YEAH! PARTY PARTY PARTY!
NEXT DAY
Souj- Another hangover...
Sano, Hiko, Ryoko- (Slurred) PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Kenshin- Come on! Can't take 40 sakes?
InuYasha- I'll beat 45!
Kenshin- Bring it on, HALF-BREED!
InuYasha- DAMN YOU!
Both begin drinking sake heavily. Needless to say, Kenshin's little human body passes out before InuYasha's.
Souj- Presidents must be drunkards!
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Bush- Can I have my house back? This Dojo is cold... and there's no cable... and-
Jan- YES! WE GET THE POINT!
Bush- YAHOO! (Skips away in joy.) (Don't forget that southern accent, y'all!)
Jan- Well... That was quite interesting!
Ryoko- I'll drink 50!
InuYasha- 55!
R- 60!
IY- 65!
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YAY! EPISODE 4! OK, people. I have two requests, so I'll use the magic of... EENY MEENY MINEY MO! *Begins chanting the eeny meeney miney mo* It looks like Soujiro will now take over... THE WHITE HOUSE!
Souj- Didn't I send a nuclear missile there in Episode 1?
Washu- you know, it didn't blow up... I can't let you blow up the world.
Ryoko- Can I blow up the world?
Washu- NO!
Ryoko- Man...
Jan- Anyways... Here you go!
^__________________^ ^_____________________^ ^_______________________^ ^_______________^
Souj- Mister Bush?
Bush (with bruise on forehead from EP. 1)- Yeah?
S- Can I trade houses with you?
B- Sure, why not? (Just proves we need a Dem.)
Souj- HOMIES!
"Homies" (Other RK characters)- YAY! NEW HOUSE!
Kaoru- It's so big!
Sano- And YOU get to clean it all!
Kenshin- YAY! Can we have a party?
Souj- Okey-dokey! ^__^
All- *Begin calling other people they know* PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
NEXT DAY
Souj- Ohh... hangover...
Sano- Don't ya hate the feeling?
Yahiko- (Bouncing on couch) PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY...
Souj- OK, time to do president stuff! ^_^
LATER
Souj- Veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto... I like this one! SIGN! ^_^
Kenshin (The Vice-Pres.)- What did you sign?
Souj- A bill to promote Manga & Anime distribution. I had to veto lots of 'em, though. One wants to make school longer!
Yahiko- I made that one!
Soujiro- the one to make school longer?
Yahiko- No... the Anime one.
Souj- Now, it's time to... PARTY!
All others- YEAH! PARTY PARTY PARTY!
NEXT DAY
Souj- Another hangover...
Sano, Hiko, Ryoko- (Slurred) PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Kenshin- Come on! Can't take 40 sakes?
InuYasha- I'll beat 45!
Kenshin- Bring it on, HALF-BREED!
InuYasha- DAMN YOU!
Both begin drinking sake heavily. Needless to say, Kenshin's little human body passes out before InuYasha's.
Souj- Presidents must be drunkards!
^__________________^ ^_____________________^ ^____________________^ ^__________________^
Bush- Can I have my house back? This Dojo is cold... and there's no cable... and-
Jan- YES! WE GET THE POINT!
Bush- YAHOO! (Skips away in joy.) (Don't forget that southern accent, y'all!)
Jan- Well... That was quite interesting!
Ryoko- I'll drink 50!
InuYasha- 55!
R- 60!
IY- 65!
^__________________^ ^___________________^ ^_______________________^ ^________________^
PERSONAL ADVERTISEMENT!
I really need more people to read my other fic, THE BACHELOR RK VERSION. WE NEED FANGIRLS! EVEN THE REALLY REALLY REALLY RABID ONES!
