Soujiro Show 4!!!

YAY! EPISODE 4! OK, people. I have two requests, so I'll use the magic of... EENY MEENY MINEY MO! *Begins chanting the eeny meeney miney mo* It looks like Soujiro will now take over... THE WHITE HOUSE!

Souj- Didn't I send a nuclear missile there in Episode 1?

Washu- you know, it didn't blow up... I can't let you blow up the world.

Ryoko- Can I blow up the world?

Washu- NO!

Ryoko- Man...

Jan- Anyways... Here you go!

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Souj- Mister Bush?

Bush (with bruise on forehead from EP. 1)- Yeah?

S- Can I trade houses with you?

B- Sure, why not? (Just proves we need a Dem.)

Souj- HOMIES!

"Homies" (Other RK characters)- YAY! NEW HOUSE!

Kaoru- It's so big!

Sano- And YOU get to clean it all!

Kenshin- YAY! Can we have a party?

Souj- Okey-dokey! ^__^

All- *Begin calling other people they know* PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

NEXT DAY

Souj- Ohh... hangover...

Sano- Don't ya hate the feeling?

Yahiko- (Bouncing on couch) PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY...

Souj- OK, time to do president stuff! ^_^

LATER

Souj- Veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto... I like this one! SIGN! ^_^

Kenshin (The Vice-Pres.)- What did you sign?

Souj- A bill to promote Manga & Anime distribution. I had to veto lots of 'em, though. One wants to make school longer!

Yahiko- I made that one!

Soujiro- the one to make school longer?

Yahiko- No... the Anime one.

Souj- Now, it's time to... PARTY!

All others- YEAH! PARTY PARTY PARTY!

NEXT DAY

Souj- Another hangover...

Sano, Hiko, Ryoko- (Slurred) PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

Kenshin- Come on! Can't take 40 sakes?

InuYasha- I'll beat 45!

Kenshin- Bring it on, HALF-BREED!

InuYasha- DAMN YOU!

Both begin drinking sake heavily. Needless to say, Kenshin's little human body passes out before InuYasha's.

Souj- Presidents must be drunkards!

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Bush- Can I have my house back? This Dojo is cold... and there's no cable... and-

Jan- YES! WE GET THE POINT!

Bush- YAHOO! (Skips away in joy.) (Don't forget that southern accent, y'all!)

Jan- Well... That was quite interesting!

Ryoko- I'll drink 50!

InuYasha- 55!

R- 60!

IY- 65!

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