Author's note- I haven't ever had one of these, so... Do Not Sue Me! PLEASE!
Disclaimer- I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Lincoln Middle School, any other
anime/manga I put in this chapter, my sister, or any of her friends. I do
own myself (Jan), and... I copyrighted myself! See? – Jan© Okay... time to
start the story!
THE SOUJIRO SHOW- Episode 5! Cinco! Uhh... Five!
Soujiro takes over... my school!
Soujiro- Oh, yeah! ^_^ Time for school, my little teachers!
Kenshin- Oro!
Jan- That's good Kenshin! You can teach Spanish class!
Kenshin- What is this... "Spam-itch?"
Jan- Well, "oro" does mean "gold" in Spanish. That's the best we can get.
Kamatari- Can I teach health?
Jan- Why?
Kama- So I can help people... "Find Themselves!"
Jan- What, and turn 'em all into transvestites?
Kama- Why must you be so mean?! WHY!?!
Jan- Okay! Go teach health!
Kama- Yay! ^______^
Megumi- Shouldn't I teach health?
Jan- Fine. Both of you, but Kamatari has to teach gym too.
Megumi- What? Think I'm too weak?
Jan- Fine. Both of you. Again. OK, we need an English/Reading teacher! Who's gonna volunteer?
After a long time...
Jan- Alright, I'll just pick! You, Kaoru!
Kaoru- YAY! A REAL JOB!
Yahiko- Like you ever had a job! ^o^ (He's laughing at her)
Kaoru- I am your assistant master! (Proceeds to beat the crap out of Yahiko)
Yahiko- *_*, @_@, @______@ Ok. That's a job.
Kaoru- Okay! ^_^ Jan- Now, we need a science teacher... I'd say Megumi is most suited... Megumi- OKAY! *Kamatari, you're alone again! ^_^*
Jan- *Alright! It worked!* Now we need another gym teacher. How about Sano?
Sano- Do I have to?
All others- YES!
Sano- Fine. I don't care.
Jan- Sure you don't. Now, we need a math teacher!
Shishio- OOH! ME! PICK ME!
Jan- Prove that you can do a good job.
Shishio- If I burn 3 dolls that are 5" tall & 1" long, 3 Meiji documents 1.5' x 1', and a kimono that is 2' x 1' long-
Sano-MUST BE YUMI'S!
Shishio- SHUT UP ROOSTER! Anyway, how many square feet will I have burned?
Jan-thinking* About... 21.5'. They were al by one. Try 3 or 4.
Shishio- So... do I get a job or not?
Jan- Fine. But you have to teach science too.
Shishio- Okay! I'll teach about... Burning stuff! ^_^
Kenshin- HE SMILED! HAPPY-LIKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Jan- Well, it is a shock. Anyways, Yahiko still needs a job. How about... a third gym teacher.
Yahiko- OK! We can have violence in school!
Jan- Girls are in gym too. Plus, all the kids are older than you...
Yahiko- Then I'll just have too... beat 'em all up!
Jan- DON'T. Okay. Since there are three grades here (6th, 7th, 8th), And about 1,000 kids, there won't be enough of you guys. But we'll pretend.
Soujiro- Hello! I didn't get no job yet!
Jan- Well, you're no English teacher.
Souj- Dat sposed to men nothin'?
Jan- ......
Souj- Well?
Jan- It's your show. You're the principal!
Souj- ?_?
Jan- The boss. I'll be the Vice.
Souj- You take over if I die?
Jan- No... I get to roam the halls and give people gold slips.
Kenshin- OOH! CAN I HAVE ONE?
Jan- They're bad. If you get 5, you get a detention.
Kenshin- Oh...
Jan- Vengeance is mine... at last...
^__________^ ^_____________^ ^___________^ ^__________^
Okay people. Sorry I haven't posted for so long. I know this chapter is not all that exciting, but the next chapter wouldn't make sense without it. Next time, the fun really begins... Oh! And I also have a bio-thingy now! ^_^
THE SOUJIRO SHOW- Episode 5! Cinco! Uhh... Five!
Soujiro takes over... my school!
Soujiro- Oh, yeah! ^_^ Time for school, my little teachers!
Kenshin- Oro!
Jan- That's good Kenshin! You can teach Spanish class!
Kenshin- What is this... "Spam-itch?"
Jan- Well, "oro" does mean "gold" in Spanish. That's the best we can get.
Kamatari- Can I teach health?
Jan- Why?
Kama- So I can help people... "Find Themselves!"
Jan- What, and turn 'em all into transvestites?
Kama- Why must you be so mean?! WHY!?!
Jan- Okay! Go teach health!
Kama- Yay! ^______^
Megumi- Shouldn't I teach health?
Jan- Fine. Both of you, but Kamatari has to teach gym too.
Megumi- What? Think I'm too weak?
Jan- Fine. Both of you. Again. OK, we need an English/Reading teacher! Who's gonna volunteer?
After a long time...
Jan- Alright, I'll just pick! You, Kaoru!
Kaoru- YAY! A REAL JOB!
Yahiko- Like you ever had a job! ^o^ (He's laughing at her)
Kaoru- I am your assistant master! (Proceeds to beat the crap out of Yahiko)
Yahiko- *_*, @_@, @______@ Ok. That's a job.
Kaoru- Okay! ^_^ Jan- Now, we need a science teacher... I'd say Megumi is most suited... Megumi- OKAY! *Kamatari, you're alone again! ^_^*
Jan- *Alright! It worked!* Now we need another gym teacher. How about Sano?
Sano- Do I have to?
All others- YES!
Sano- Fine. I don't care.
Jan- Sure you don't. Now, we need a math teacher!
Shishio- OOH! ME! PICK ME!
Jan- Prove that you can do a good job.
Shishio- If I burn 3 dolls that are 5" tall & 1" long, 3 Meiji documents 1.5' x 1', and a kimono that is 2' x 1' long-
Sano-MUST BE YUMI'S!
Shishio- SHUT UP ROOSTER! Anyway, how many square feet will I have burned?
Jan-thinking* About... 21.5'. They were al by one. Try 3 or 4.
Shishio- So... do I get a job or not?
Jan- Fine. But you have to teach science too.
Shishio- Okay! I'll teach about... Burning stuff! ^_^
Kenshin- HE SMILED! HAPPY-LIKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Jan- Well, it is a shock. Anyways, Yahiko still needs a job. How about... a third gym teacher.
Yahiko- OK! We can have violence in school!
Jan- Girls are in gym too. Plus, all the kids are older than you...
Yahiko- Then I'll just have too... beat 'em all up!
Jan- DON'T. Okay. Since there are three grades here (6th, 7th, 8th), And about 1,000 kids, there won't be enough of you guys. But we'll pretend.
Soujiro- Hello! I didn't get no job yet!
Jan- Well, you're no English teacher.
Souj- Dat sposed to men nothin'?
Jan- ......
Souj- Well?
Jan- It's your show. You're the principal!
Souj- ?_?
Jan- The boss. I'll be the Vice.
Souj- You take over if I die?
Jan- No... I get to roam the halls and give people gold slips.
Kenshin- OOH! CAN I HAVE ONE?
Jan- They're bad. If you get 5, you get a detention.
Kenshin- Oh...
Jan- Vengeance is mine... at last...
^__________^ ^_____________^ ^___________^ ^__________^
Okay people. Sorry I haven't posted for so long. I know this chapter is not all that exciting, but the next chapter wouldn't make sense without it. Next time, the fun really begins... Oh! And I also have a bio-thingy now! ^_^
