Author's note- I haven't ever had one of these, so... Do Not Sue Me! PLEASE! Disclaimer- I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Lincoln Middle School, any other anime/manga I put in this chapter, my sister, or any of her friends. I do own myself (Jan), and... I copyrighted myself! See? – Jan© Okay... time to start the story!

THE SOUJIRO SHOW- Episode 5! Cinco! Uhh... Five!

Soujiro takes over... my school!

Soujiro- Oh, yeah! ^_^ Time for school, my little teachers!

Kenshin- Oro!

Jan- That's good Kenshin! You can teach Spanish class!

Kenshin- What is this... "Spam-itch?"

Jan- Well, "oro" does mean "gold" in Spanish. That's the best we can get.

Kamatari- Can I teach health?

Jan- Why?

Kama- So I can help people... "Find Themselves!"

Jan- What, and turn 'em all into transvestites?

Kama- Why must you be so mean?! WHY!?!

Jan- Okay! Go teach health!

Kama- Yay! ^______^

Megumi- Shouldn't I teach health?

Jan- Fine. Both of you, but Kamatari has to teach gym too.

Megumi- What? Think I'm too weak?

Jan- Fine. Both of you. Again. OK, we need an English/Reading teacher! Who's gonna volunteer?

After a long time...

Jan- Alright, I'll just pick! You, Kaoru!

Kaoru- YAY! A REAL JOB!

Yahiko- Like you ever had a job! ^o^ (He's laughing at her)

Kaoru- I am your assistant master! (Proceeds to beat the crap out of Yahiko)

Yahiko- *_*, @_@, @______@ Ok. That's a job.

Kaoru- Okay! ^_^ Jan- Now, we need a science teacher... I'd say Megumi is most suited... Megumi- OKAY! *Kamatari, you're alone again! ^_^*

Jan- *Alright! It worked!* Now we need another gym teacher. How about Sano?

Sano- Do I have to?

All others- YES!

Sano- Fine. I don't care.

Jan- Sure you don't. Now, we need a math teacher!

Shishio- OOH! ME! PICK ME!

Jan- Prove that you can do a good job.

Shishio- If I burn 3 dolls that are 5" tall & 1" long, 3 Meiji documents 1.5' x 1', and a kimono that is 2' x 1' long-

Sano-MUST BE YUMI'S!

Shishio- SHUT UP ROOSTER! Anyway, how many square feet will I have burned?

Jan-thinking* About... 21.5'. They were al by one. Try 3 or 4.

Shishio- So... do I get a job or not?

Jan- Fine. But you have to teach science too.

Shishio- Okay! I'll teach about... Burning stuff! ^_^

Kenshin- HE SMILED! HAPPY-LIKE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Jan- Well, it is a shock. Anyways, Yahiko still needs a job. How about... a third gym teacher.

Yahiko- OK! We can have violence in school!

Jan- Girls are in gym too. Plus, all the kids are older than you...

Yahiko- Then I'll just have too... beat 'em all up!

Jan- DON'T. Okay. Since there are three grades here (6th, 7th, 8th), And about 1,000 kids, there won't be enough of you guys. But we'll pretend.

Soujiro- Hello! I didn't get no job yet!

Jan- Well, you're no English teacher.

Souj- Dat sposed to men nothin'?

Jan- ......

Souj- Well?

Jan- It's your show. You're the principal!

Souj- ?_?

Jan- The boss. I'll be the Vice.

Souj- You take over if I die?

Jan- No... I get to roam the halls and give people gold slips.

Kenshin- OOH! CAN I HAVE ONE?

Jan- They're bad. If you get 5, you get a detention.

Kenshin- Oh...

Jan- Vengeance is mine... at last...

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Okay people. Sorry I haven't posted for so long. I know this chapter is not all that exciting, but the next chapter wouldn't make sense without it. Next time, the fun really begins... Oh! And I also have a bio-thingy now! ^_^