Chapter 2:
Day 2:
At the Hero Cabin:
Peach: Like OMG! This house is so huge! This is gonna be such a fun exciting adventure.
Fox: I'm ready for some action baby!
Mario! Mama mia! The bedrooms are huge
Dixie: And there's even a living room where we can all hang out
Pikachu: And there's a GCN!
Krystal: There doesn't seem to be any games for it….
:opens up GCN:
Krystal: Hmm…all that's in here is this empty disk
Kirby: Let's see what kind of game it is…
:turns the power on:
Peach: OMG! Sonic's there. This must be sonic adventure 2, or sonic heroes…or that other game…um…chu chu sonic?
Samus: You mean chu chu rocket?
Peach: Yeah that one
Sonic: Hey everyone! If you're watching this, you must have gotten the message disk I sent you. You will get these disks in the mail telling you of your challenge. Today's challenge will take place at 1:00 this afternoon. Be ready!
Kirby: Yay! Let's kick some villain butt
Meanwhile, in the villain house…
Bowser: Why are the showers so small? I can barely fit my shell in here
C.Falcon: All I need now is some booze piling up the fridge and this house will be perfect.
Wario: Why drink crappy beer where you can have…Wario pop! It's da bomb!
C. Falcon: Did you make that phrase yourself?
Vaati: OOHHHH….can I have some
Wario: Sure, bottles up!
Vaati: Hmm…so good…hey wait! I'm not drunk at all
Wario: It's not supposed to make you drunk
C.Falcon: WHAT! Any drink that doesn't you up should not be made into existence
Wario: So I'm guessing you don't drink water
C.Falcon: If I mix it with some whiskey…maybe…
In the girls' bedroom:
Menardi: I don't think all us girls should be in the same room together. I'm afraid there will be too much fighting…
Birdo: Relax girl, I just wanna make friends and be happy?
Gruntilda: Friends? Happy? What language are YOU speaking?
Birdo: I'm putting my pic of Yoshi near my bed. He's so hot!
Gruntilda: I can poop better looking things than him.
Menardi: Too bad he hangs out with the heros…
Birdo: Well technically I'm not a villain anymore. I WAS, but everyone still refers to me as that boss in Super Mario Bros 2., so I just play along. Besides, it's fun to be a villain. You don't have to worry about being nice.
Joanna: Good point! Now that you think of it, I wanted to be a villainess all my life, so now's my chance to get to know my true identity!
While the ladies are conversing, Gannondorf and Nergal are taking a peek in the room
Nergal: I think the witch has a nice rack
Gannondorf: You really think so? I'm kinda eyeing the dino chick! Too bad Yoshi got dips on her.
12:55 P.M
The two teams arrive at what looks like Green Hill Zone
Zelda: This place looks kinda nice
Nergal: Where's Sonic? I came early to wait even longer!
Sonic: Sorry I'm late! My chili dog took a while to grill. Anyway, let's get this challenge started! Today, the two teams will battle it out in a test of endurance and wit. I will ask a series of riddles and each teammate will have to push a buzzer and answer. However, the buzzer is in this lake filled with piranhas. How you get the buzzer is up to you. Once you get it, you push the buzzer and answer it. The team who gets 5 points first wins. Oh by the way, I should have mentioned this earlier but…you guys will be on these two platforms(points to two small green platforms). You are not allowed to leave the platform AT ALL! However, the platform can be moved. If you fall, you must get back up. If you swim to get the buzzer and back, it will not count. Understand? Good! Now let's go!
Krystal: Not only do you have to find a buzzer in the water, you also have to answer a tough riddle. It seems like a very tough challenge for the first one.
Pikachu: How can the buzzer be in the water and still work? Oh well, some things are better left untold!
Birdo: The water part sounds easy, but those riddles…
Bowser: WATER! I really hope my teammates can back me up on this one.
Sonic: All right, teams ready? We'll go one by one, so line up!
3….2….1….GO!
First up: Dixie and Bowser!
Bowser: What! I don't want to go first…fine!
So the challenge starts, Dixie uses her tail to propel the platform over while Bowser stands there crying like a baby. Dixie pulls a banana from her pocket and throws it to a far corner so that the piranhas can chase it.
Sonic: Good job Dixie. Now for your question: If I had a herd of sheep, and all but nine die, how many remain?
Dixie: How many were before?
Sonic: I can't tell you that
Dixie: But the question doesn't make sense
Sonic: Yes it does…
Dixie: Uh…two?
Sonic: Wrong!
Wario: BOWSER! You knucklehead! Go get the buzzer! Quick!
Bowser:Holds breath: Ok, I'll do it…for the villains!1
Bowser breaths fire on the piranhas and he slowly paddles to get the buzzer
:10 minutes later:
Bowser: YES! I got it!
Sonic: It's about time. Anyway, If I had a herd of sheep, and all but nine die, how many remain?
Bowser: Nine
Sonic: CORRECT! V: 1 H:0
Next up: Zelda and Wario!
Zelda uses her magic to leviatate the platform to the piranhas. Wario tries throwing a bomb making her fall but miserably misses. Zelda gets the buzzer easily
Sonic: All right…how many pairs of animals did Moses take in his arc?
Zelda: I thought it was Noah's Arc. Moses never built an arc, so that statement is false
Sonic: So you're saying none
Zelda: Sure
Sonic: CORRECT!
Wario: Hey! That's not fair!
Sonic: She did get the point of the riddle, so that does count. Tied: 1-1
Next up: Fox and Birdo
Fox: This is gonna be SOO easy! I'm gonna get that buzzer so easily, and then when Sonic asks the question, I'm gonna be like "Yeah! That's right! I know your tricky riddle! Burn!"
Sonic: That's right Birdo! The answer was 2 and a half
Fox: WTF! I gotta get rid of this confidence habit…
Sonic: V: 2 H: 1
Next up: Samus and Vaati
Samus uses her grappling hook thing and Vaati uses his dark magic to retrieve the buzzer at the exact same time.
Sonic: Hmmm interesting. Anyway, here's the riddle: If Jane is 11 years old, Bob is x-2 years younger than sue, Sue is twice as old as Jane, Sam is 3 years older than Bob and Sam is 20, what is x?
Vaati: Math…I wish I finished school…
Samus: Oh I know…x would be…7!
Sonic: Yep! GJ! Score Tied again
Next up… Mario and Joanna Dark
Mario: Mama mia! This looks a bit challenging
Joanna: Hmph! This is nothing for Agent Dark
Mario slowly paddles to the buzzer while Joanna Dark wastes no time and just jumps straight in the water. While being bitten by five piranhas, she grabs the buzzer, uses her gun to shoot the piranhas off, and presses the buzzer to get her question.
Sonic: What day is Fourth of July in England?
Joanna: July 4th
Sonic: Correct! H: 2 V: 3
Next up….Krystal and Gannondorf!
Krystal and Gannondorf both try their hardest to paddle to the piranhas. Gannondorf starts to throw fireballs at Krystal while Krystal fights back by shooting at him. Gannondorf summons a dark ball which knocks Krystal off the platform. All of a sudden, Gannondorf uses a dark ball to kill all the piranhas and grab the buzzer.
Sonic: Name something that rhymes with orange?
Gannondorf: Oh I know this! I saw it on Kids WB. Door hinge rhymes with orange
Sonic: Umm…not what I expected but it is correct!
H: 2 V: 4 Villians only need 1 more point to win the challenge
Next up: Link and Gruntilda
Gruntilda: Toil toil boil and trouble. Let my spell grab the buzzer and hopefully…
:Link uses his longshot to grab the buzzer:
Gruntilda: NO!
Sonic: Ok Link, spell onomatopoeia
Link: Onomatowho?
Sonic: I'll say it one more time: ONOMATOPOEIA
Link: O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-A
Sonic: Correct! H:3 V:4
Next up: Peach and C.Falcon
Peach: Sweet!
C.Falcon: Let's get this party started!
Peach and C.Falcon both try to push their platforms to the piranhas. C.Falcon uses a motor and attaches it to the platform. Unfortunately, the motor goes out of control and he falls. Peach eventually gets there, gives cake to the piranhas, and grabs the buzzer
Sonic: What has an eye but cannot see
Peach: A pirate
Sonic: WRONG!
Peach: A mushroom can't see
Sonic: But it doesn't have an eye
Peach: How can someone have an eye but cannot see?
Sonic: Hence the point of the riddle…
Sonic: C.Falcon, what do you say?
C.Falcon: Duh! A needle!
Sonic: Correct! Villians win 5-3!
Bowser: Yeah! That's right
Kirby: Oh great, I didn't even get to participate :sighs:
Sonic: Alright, villain team wins! Hero team, sorry about your loss. Tomorrow, there will be a hero challenge and the winner stays immune for the evening's vote off, which will be explained tomorrow.
Thus ends the challenge for the day. What kind of challenge will the Nintendo Heroes undergo tomorrow. And who will be kicked off? Find out next time!
