Taking the piss
A/N: Hi everyone, we're gonna start off by doing 2 Draco/Hermione fanfics. One's stupid - guess which one it is, and the other, let's just say, you won't know what's hit you... oh and none of this crap belongs to us blah blah blah, u get wot we're sayin? So sit back, get a bud and ENJOY.
Hermione awoke to the sweet sounds of the birds singing outside her bedroom window, "Oh my I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts. Gee weez, is that the time already? I need to get dressed."
Over the summer, Hermione had CHANGED, big time. As she looked into the mirror she gasped, she was no longer a girl but she wasn't a woman either. As she looked down onto what just few months ago was a 'flat chest', that even walls were jealous of her, she was now a 34EE. She had filled out in ALL the right places and what use to a bushy bee-hive on the top her head was replaced with long, smooth, silky, sleek chocolaty brown curls which were almost good enough to eat.
She quickly got dressed into her new see-through bikini top which showed off her smooth, golden skin and her new belly button piecing. Something in the corner of her room caught her eye; it was a glittery, sexy belt.
"Umm this would do well as a skirt" Hermione thought to herself, and so that's what she did. She fastened the belt around her tiny waist so that it rested on her curvy hips. Finally she put on her knee-high black leather boots, looked once more in the mirror and was extremely flabbergasted.
"Hermione, sweetie it's time to go," said her mum.
"Coming mother" replied Hermione.
"Oh my goodness" cried Hermione's mother.
"What's wrong?" Hermione asked.
"Where on earth did you get that skirt from, it's absolutely GORGEOUS?!"
"Dad bought it for me remember? Right after he brought you those handcuffs."
"Oh yes of course" Hermione's mother blushed, "right then well we better be off."
After Hermione had said goodbye to her mother she passed through the barrier at King's Cross Station and thought to herself, "this year I'm gonna have some fun.." Hermione got on the train and looked around it wondering where her two best friends were. Then, all of a sudden, these two hunky pieces of meat caught her eye, one with flaming red hair and one with jet black.
"Hey! Hermione over here!"
Hermione strutted over swaying her hips from side to side, "Hey big boys, how you doin?"
"It's me sweet thang, Harry"
"Oh Merlin, I don't believe it." She glanced at Ron, "And Ron?"
"That's right sugar plum" replied Ron.
Harry and Ron were not the only ones who had grown over the summer, and they hadn't just grown in one way (if you know what I mean, and Yes Hermione had noticed). Quidditch practice really did the trick. They both had HUGE muscles that she could clearly see from their tight leather pants and white vests. They were both just over 6ft with Harry just an inch taller than Ron. They were, well how can I describe this in one word, HOT.
"Come on let's go and find a carriage" said Harry and so the three of them went in search of one. They found one at the back of the train and sat down.
"Well Hermione you sure have changed" Ron said not taking his eyes away from her chest. Harry had noticed too but was too shocked to speak.
"Yeah well, I figured as it was our last year at Hogwarts I felt it was about time for a change, and now that I'm head girl there are gonna be a few changes around here."
Ron and Harry had a secret glance at each other and smiled. The three of them then got into a deep conversation about what they got up to in the summer.
"Well, you're not gonna believe this, but Fred and George told me that they caught Percy polishing his rocket and lying in front of him was a picture of Dumbledore."
Harry and Hermione both burst out into fits of laughter with Ron joining in. Suddenly Hermione spotted a figure standing at the door, he was absolutely gorgeous with piecing silvery blue eyes and an even bigger frontal area than Harry and Ron.
"Hmmm tasty," Hermione thought to herself. His blonde hair hung loosely over his eyes and his muscles were coming through his silken black shirt with the top few buttons undone.
"Oh look if it isn't scarhead, ginger pubes and...."
Draco couldn't believe his eyes, no way on earth could this beautiful angel be Granger. He looked her up and down, and was getting quite excited. He wanted her more than life itself.
"Is something wrong Malfoy?" Hermione innocently asked.
"No mudblood, the only thing wrong around here is the fact that you're here." Malfoy replied with a smirk. Though secretly he would love to spread mud all over her and lick it off.
"Oh come on Malfoy, haven't you got anything better than that? Do you honestly think I go home crying over you and your petty remarks? Because if you do then maybe your balls are bigger than your brains." Hermione put her hand over her mouth. "Oh my God how on earth did I say that I didn't mean to be looking at that region?" Hermione thought to herself.
"Oh I know you cry over me Granger and the fact that you can't have me, so run along back to your gay boyfriends over there." And with that Draco walked towards the door but before opening it and leaving the carriage he turned back and said, "Oh and Granger, you're probably right with the last few words that you said" He then winked and left.
"That asshole" Ron said.
"Don't think about him Ron, he's not worth it. One of these days he's gonna get it bad. Trust me. Anyway I better go and get changed so if you'll excuse me" and with that Hermione went in search for an empty carriage.
Finally, after looking for about 30 seconds for an empty carriage she found one and began to get undressed.
"Well, well, well if it isn't little Granger but not so little anymore I might add."
"What are you doing in here Malfoy" Hermione answered deep red, trying to cover herself up.
Malfoy moved closer to Hermione causing her to back up against the wall.
"Oh I think you know what I want Granger" Malfoy purred into her ear.
"Go fuck yourself!"
"I'd rather fuck you, thank you very much" Malfoy replied.
"Yeah well, I'd rather fuck a cow than you"
"Oh is that so?"
Malfoy grabbed Hermione's wrists and put them above her head. They were so small and fragile. Their noses were millimetres apart. They could feel each others warm breath against their faces.
Malfoy thought to himself, "She smells like vanilla ice-cream with hundreds and thousands on top."
He wanted to kiss her soft trembling lips so bad and taste the vanilla essence. Hermione was having similar thoughts and couldn't take it anymore. She thrusted her hips towards him and he groaned out aloud. This was all too much and so he lunged in. She tasted delicious; it was like having a bowl of Hagen Dias whilst watching Glitter (Mariah Carey's film).
She felt his tongue touch her mouth and so parted them instantly. The kiss deepened and deepened. They both never wanted it to end. Their tongues fought for domination; it was like two twisters.
They broke apart after several minutes, which seemed like hours, breathless. Neither of them had any idea of what was going to happen next...
A/N: Hi everyone, we're gonna start off by doing 2 Draco/Hermione fanfics. One's stupid - guess which one it is, and the other, let's just say, you won't know what's hit you... oh and none of this crap belongs to us blah blah blah, u get wot we're sayin? So sit back, get a bud and ENJOY.
Hermione awoke to the sweet sounds of the birds singing outside her bedroom window, "Oh my I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts. Gee weez, is that the time already? I need to get dressed."
Over the summer, Hermione had CHANGED, big time. As she looked into the mirror she gasped, she was no longer a girl but she wasn't a woman either. As she looked down onto what just few months ago was a 'flat chest', that even walls were jealous of her, she was now a 34EE. She had filled out in ALL the right places and what use to a bushy bee-hive on the top her head was replaced with long, smooth, silky, sleek chocolaty brown curls which were almost good enough to eat.
She quickly got dressed into her new see-through bikini top which showed off her smooth, golden skin and her new belly button piecing. Something in the corner of her room caught her eye; it was a glittery, sexy belt.
"Umm this would do well as a skirt" Hermione thought to herself, and so that's what she did. She fastened the belt around her tiny waist so that it rested on her curvy hips. Finally she put on her knee-high black leather boots, looked once more in the mirror and was extremely flabbergasted.
"Hermione, sweetie it's time to go," said her mum.
"Coming mother" replied Hermione.
"Oh my goodness" cried Hermione's mother.
"What's wrong?" Hermione asked.
"Where on earth did you get that skirt from, it's absolutely GORGEOUS?!"
"Dad bought it for me remember? Right after he brought you those handcuffs."
"Oh yes of course" Hermione's mother blushed, "right then well we better be off."
After Hermione had said goodbye to her mother she passed through the barrier at King's Cross Station and thought to herself, "this year I'm gonna have some fun.." Hermione got on the train and looked around it wondering where her two best friends were. Then, all of a sudden, these two hunky pieces of meat caught her eye, one with flaming red hair and one with jet black.
"Hey! Hermione over here!"
Hermione strutted over swaying her hips from side to side, "Hey big boys, how you doin?"
"It's me sweet thang, Harry"
"Oh Merlin, I don't believe it." She glanced at Ron, "And Ron?"
"That's right sugar plum" replied Ron.
Harry and Ron were not the only ones who had grown over the summer, and they hadn't just grown in one way (if you know what I mean, and Yes Hermione had noticed). Quidditch practice really did the trick. They both had HUGE muscles that she could clearly see from their tight leather pants and white vests. They were both just over 6ft with Harry just an inch taller than Ron. They were, well how can I describe this in one word, HOT.
"Come on let's go and find a carriage" said Harry and so the three of them went in search of one. They found one at the back of the train and sat down.
"Well Hermione you sure have changed" Ron said not taking his eyes away from her chest. Harry had noticed too but was too shocked to speak.
"Yeah well, I figured as it was our last year at Hogwarts I felt it was about time for a change, and now that I'm head girl there are gonna be a few changes around here."
Ron and Harry had a secret glance at each other and smiled. The three of them then got into a deep conversation about what they got up to in the summer.
"Well, you're not gonna believe this, but Fred and George told me that they caught Percy polishing his rocket and lying in front of him was a picture of Dumbledore."
Harry and Hermione both burst out into fits of laughter with Ron joining in. Suddenly Hermione spotted a figure standing at the door, he was absolutely gorgeous with piecing silvery blue eyes and an even bigger frontal area than Harry and Ron.
"Hmmm tasty," Hermione thought to herself. His blonde hair hung loosely over his eyes and his muscles were coming through his silken black shirt with the top few buttons undone.
"Oh look if it isn't scarhead, ginger pubes and...."
Draco couldn't believe his eyes, no way on earth could this beautiful angel be Granger. He looked her up and down, and was getting quite excited. He wanted her more than life itself.
"Is something wrong Malfoy?" Hermione innocently asked.
"No mudblood, the only thing wrong around here is the fact that you're here." Malfoy replied with a smirk. Though secretly he would love to spread mud all over her and lick it off.
"Oh come on Malfoy, haven't you got anything better than that? Do you honestly think I go home crying over you and your petty remarks? Because if you do then maybe your balls are bigger than your brains." Hermione put her hand over her mouth. "Oh my God how on earth did I say that I didn't mean to be looking at that region?" Hermione thought to herself.
"Oh I know you cry over me Granger and the fact that you can't have me, so run along back to your gay boyfriends over there." And with that Draco walked towards the door but before opening it and leaving the carriage he turned back and said, "Oh and Granger, you're probably right with the last few words that you said" He then winked and left.
"That asshole" Ron said.
"Don't think about him Ron, he's not worth it. One of these days he's gonna get it bad. Trust me. Anyway I better go and get changed so if you'll excuse me" and with that Hermione went in search for an empty carriage.
Finally, after looking for about 30 seconds for an empty carriage she found one and began to get undressed.
"Well, well, well if it isn't little Granger but not so little anymore I might add."
"What are you doing in here Malfoy" Hermione answered deep red, trying to cover herself up.
Malfoy moved closer to Hermione causing her to back up against the wall.
"Oh I think you know what I want Granger" Malfoy purred into her ear.
"Go fuck yourself!"
"I'd rather fuck you, thank you very much" Malfoy replied.
"Yeah well, I'd rather fuck a cow than you"
"Oh is that so?"
Malfoy grabbed Hermione's wrists and put them above her head. They were so small and fragile. Their noses were millimetres apart. They could feel each others warm breath against their faces.
Malfoy thought to himself, "She smells like vanilla ice-cream with hundreds and thousands on top."
He wanted to kiss her soft trembling lips so bad and taste the vanilla essence. Hermione was having similar thoughts and couldn't take it anymore. She thrusted her hips towards him and he groaned out aloud. This was all too much and so he lunged in. She tasted delicious; it was like having a bowl of Hagen Dias whilst watching Glitter (Mariah Carey's film).
She felt his tongue touch her mouth and so parted them instantly. The kiss deepened and deepened. They both never wanted it to end. Their tongues fought for domination; it was like two twisters.
They broke apart after several minutes, which seemed like hours, breathless. Neither of them had any idea of what was going to happen next...
