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Can't take my eyes off you

It was now nine o' clock and everyone was gathered in the great hall all in high spirits about being back with their friends in their fantastic school. Ron's face had turned purple as he refused to take time from eating and breathe, however a good punch in the back from Seamus made him see the light again.

"Seamus!" Ron cried out, "You saved my life."

"Ah sure, it was nothing." Seamus replied in his strong Irish accent, pretending not to notice the sexy looks of approval coming from the girls from the Ravenclaw table.

He had grown into quite a dish over the summer. The Golden trio thought he would never grow, what with being only 4ft 8 before the summer, and that was at the ripe age of sixteen. However, they were wrong and the young man standing in front of them was in Hermione's opinion, one fine chunky piece of meat. However as she admired his new found sexiness she couldn't help but think of how he wasn't a patch on Draco.

'Oh Draco' she thought to herself, the name itself just screamed sex god. She had tried not to think about him since the eventful train journey, yet could not keep the image of his lips on hers out of her mind. Slowly she lifted her head up and looked straight ahead.

She couldn't believe it when his silver eyes met her golden ones; he had been staring at her all the time. She thought she felt a burning sensation as if someone was watching her but just thought it was Harry blow-drying his hair with the portable hairdryer she had bought him for his birthday. She caught him using it a lot. Suddenly Draco's lips began to move and what looked like the words, "I want you" escaped from his mouth. Hermione began to tingle all over. She wanted to look away but couldn't, it was like he was a pine and she was an apple. Together they would be perfect; a pineapple. He continued staring at her, licking his lips seductively and blowing kisses when he suddenly stopped and a look of disgust came over him. Hermione followed his gaze and her eyes fell on Harry who was seductively licking his lips at Draco!

"Oh my God Harry, what the hell are you doing?" Hermione shouted, causing many people to abruptly stop talking and look at them.

Harry's face had now turned bright red.

"I…I…I…."

"Well…spit it out!"

"I was just admiring Pansy's beauty." Harry replied weakly.

"What?" Hermione and Ron both asked, food being sprayed all over the table from the latter.

"You weren't even staring at Pansy, you were staring at Draco!" Hermione sternly told Harry however a bit quieter than before as she didn't want to humiliate her best friend.

"I was doing no such thing." Harry lied, "I happen to find Pansy very attractive, I like a girl with a bit of meat on them."

"A bit of meat!" Ron shouted, "She's so fat she needs a paint roller to put on her lipstick. And it's not a very nice one at that! Also I bet if you went to kiss her she'd probably swallow you!" However the mention of meat brought Ron back to his glorious food and once again he tucked in to his delicious meal.

"Yes that cool strawberry shade doesn't quite suit her does it? Maybe if she tries this gorgeous pouffy pink…." Harry carried on with great intensity.

"What the hell!" Ron exclaimed while dipping his carrots in Thousand Island dressing.

"Erm….I was um just er reiterating what you were saying Ron, that lipstick is foul. ERR!" was all Harry could muster while trying to pull a disgusted face but was actually eyeing up Draco from the corner of his eye.

"Well if that's the case Harry, perhaps you wouldn't mind me putting a word in for you, perhaps setting you two up on a date, I heard Pansy's been single for quite a while now," Ron added.

Harry's face turned pale but before he had time to protest, Dumbledore took to the stand and made his yearly announcement.

"Welcome back to Hogwarts students, I'm sure you've all had a wonderful holiday. Now before I go on rambling about the school rules I'd like to introduce you to your new head boy and girl."

'Oh my God' Hermione thought to herself, 'Who's the Head Boy?'

"Will everyone please give a round of applause to Mr Draco Malfoy and Miss Hermione Granger."

Hermione couldn't believe it, 'Draco head boy! When did this happen?'

She was so lost in translation that she didn't even acknowledge Ron and Harry pushing her up. Draco stood up at the exact same time with a smirk plastered across his face. He knew very well that Granger was going to be head girl there was no doubt about that and plans of what he was going to do to her had already began to erupt in his mind.

All Hermione could hear were wolf whistles and the clapping of hands (as well as the odd monkey cry and frog ribit) as she looked straight ahead at this young man who was supposed to be her enemy; she couldn't help but think of how much she wanted to run over to him and snog him senseless.

Draco was having the exact same thoughts yet knew how to control his emotions. However the lust in Hermione's eyes was too much too handle and he was thankful he was wearing baggy robes. All of a sudden he felt a tug near his groin section which he wasn't too pleased about and looked down at the pugged face Pansy Parkinson.

Images of her lying on the compartment floor sprang to mind leaving a smile on his face but then he remembered it was only a dream.

"If only it wasn't,'" he thought to himself looking over at Hermione once more before taking his seat.

"Well did you miss me sugar pumpkin?" Pansy asked while trying to slide her leg over his which she found extremely difficult as her leg alone weighed eleven stone. They had to combine five chairs together to make her a seat comfortable enough to sit on.

"You betcha Pansy, now why don't you give me a kiss to show me how much you love me." Draco replied staying exactly where he was which was less than a metre away from her face. He nearly wet himself as he watched Pansy struggle to move her weight around so that she could kiss him; although to him it would mean the kiss of death – literally. Firstly she lifted her left leg up with her arm and, moved it to the side, then she painfully picked up her other leg and moved it so that it touched her other one. She then swivelled her hips and attempted to extend her arms out to wrap around Draco but her rather large belly obstructed her from doing so. After five minutes of complete agony trying to move to the left half a metre, Pansy was finally face to face with Draco Malfoy and her eyes that was sunken into her face burned with desire.

Draco's laughing fit had now abruptly stopped and his face was replaced with a look of fear. He tried backing away but found he couldn't as Pansy's sausage arm was holding his.

"Well Drakey your wish will now come true." As Pansy said this, her slobbery tongue, which was unusually long and thin, came out of her mouth and was heading towards Draco. He began moving his head back as far as he possibly could, and started panicking. He was doomed; there was no way out. It was like being trapped in a box with nothing but Rik Waller and a slice of ham to share. Oh the torment. Just as he thought darkness was about to consume him, a figure pushed Pansy back and pulled Draco off his seat.

He acknowledged a soft feminine hand in his before anything else and knew exactly who it was.

"Granger you are incredible, do you know that?" Draco said whilst turning to his right and coming face to face with professor McGonagall.

"Urgh sick!" He shouted whilst releasing his hand from hers, "What the fu-?"

"Now, now Mr Malfoy" Professor McGonagall interrupted, "I am here to escort you and Miss Granger to your living quarters." As she said this Hermione appeared from behind her with a huge grin she was weakly attempting to hide.

"Stop smiling Granger that was awful." Draco told her but found himself smiling as Hermione's own smile got bigger.

'Man, this girl is toxic' he thought to himself and followed Professor McGonagall and Hermione out of the hall.

"As you both know, you will both be sharing living quarters, which means a shared lounge and bathroom, but you will have separate bedrooms," Professor McGonagall said while leading them up the stairs.

After many twists and turns, they finally arrived at a hallway. The hallway itself was breathtaking; filled with silks and satins of every imaginable colour. There was a slight aroma of ice cream too. At the end of the hallway was a portrait of man wearing a pink leotard singing I'm every woman by Witchy Houston (a famous singer in the magical world). Hermione automatically thought of Harry and remembered the time she caught him wearing a pink leotard while cleaning his room. He had told her that it was a good way of keeping the dust bites away. She sometimes kinda got the feeling that something wasn't quite right with Harry, but she just couldn't put her finger on it.

"Right, here we are you two," Professor McGonagall said while pointing to the portrait, "This is Eric Shin, he'll be guarding your dormitories for you. He's already pre-picked a password for you – it's princess Consuelo banana hammock."

Hermione and Draco nearly burst out laughing, "I wonder why he chose that," Draco managed to add before bursting out into laughter. And with that Professor McGonagall told them to hush down before giggling herself and leaving them to get acquainted with the Eric.

Hermione thought she was about to faint when she saw Draco; he was so damn sexy when he laughed. Draco was thinking along the same lines but he simply couldn't take it any longer, "Right come on Granger, I can't stand this tension anymore - PRINCESS CONSUELO BANANA HAMMOCK!" he said seductively while grabbing her by the waist and pulling her into their new dormitory. The portrait closed. What happened next was unimaginable; something the both of them could have never dreamed of…

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