Okay! I promised i would update faster! It's a record! Two updates in one week! OMG!

(Shudders) Creepy.

Anyways, thanks for the reviews. And as a special treat, i made the chapter twice as long as usual!

Yayness!

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"some things never change." He said, grinning at the fuming Kagome who was doctoring poor Rei.

"Konnichiwa, Sesshomaru-sama." Kaouru chirped happily. "How are you?"

"I'm fine, How's school?" He asked.

"it's great! Mr. Okushina is picking on me again, though." She said, shrugging.

"Should i go have a word with him?" Sesshomaru asked, turning to watch Inuyasha crawl out of his hole.

"Damnit." Inuyasha cursed.

"Sit!" Kagome yelled again, He went face first into the same hole, making it another two feet deeper. She continued fuming, doctoring the helpless Rei.

"What's with the 'sit' thing?" Kaouru asked her godfather.

"It's a curse Kaede put on Inuyasha when your mother and father first met. It's the necklace. She never took it off of him." Sesshomaru explained, walking with Kaouru toward town.

"You guys coming or what?" Kaouru yelled back to her family.

"We'll be right there!" Kagome yelled back to her. "go on ahead."

Shaking her head, Kaouru walked into the twilight with Sesshomaru towereing over her.

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I felt the curse lift and i jumped up, trying to get away from Kagome as quickly as possible.

"SIT!" She screamed again.

"Damnit!" I cursed as i met the same hole again.

When i could FINALLY move, i lifted my head to see an almost familiar sight. Kaouru was walking alongside Sesshomaru into the twilight.

i hid a smile, and turned to face my furious wife.

"Kagome! Love! What are you doing here?" I asked hopefully.

"The only reason i'm not sitting you repeatedly right now is because you have work on Monday." She said coldly, her eyes flat.

I inched away from her slowly, toward the path my brother and daughter had taken.

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Rei listened to Kaouru's mom fume while she wrapped his throat a little too tight.

"Um, Mrs. Taiyoukai.." He tried to get her attention.

"Yes, Rei, dear?" She asked sweetly.

"You're choking me." He said, creeped out.

"Oh! Sorry! That man just makes me so aggravated! I know he means well, but sheesh!" She said, unravelling the bandage. When it came off, she sucked in a surprised breath. "It's...It's gone! Your wound is gone." She said, her eyes narrowing dangerously.

"I...I am half demon." He said, trying to scoot away from her.

"Inuyasha's wounds don't even heal that fast." she said, looking at him.

"I'm a half WOLF demon half miko. Everything i get is gone right away unless it's deadly, then it takes a few days. I...Is that okay?" He asked, confused by her reaction.

"Oh! I'm soo sorry. I...I used to know someone that used poisoned insects to heal himself. He was half demon. I've just been having nightmares about him recently." She explained, her face flushing an embarassed pink.

"It's alright, i know the feeling." he said, looking away.

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"Kaouru!" Shippou yelled, tackling the hanyou.

"Shippou! Hey, where's Katsuya?" She asked, looking past the tall fox demon for any sign of the black haired fox.

"Oh! She's gone to see Shinta in west village. She's pregnant! I'm gonna be a daddy!" He yelled.

She squealed and hugged him tightly. "Congradulations, shippou! I'm sure you'll be a great daddy! That's soo great!"

They hadn't even made it to the village yet, and she had already been tackled by Shippou and Hige.

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I walked up as Kaouru was tackled by a brown blur.

I resisted the urge to attack whatever it was until i saw who it was.

Shippou laughed and was in turn tackled by my daughter.

I heard Shippou's news and my eyes widened in surprise. It appears that everyone else had known.

"So, It appears that little shippou is a father, hugh? That's cute." I said, grinding my knuckles into his head.

"Ow! Quit it inuyasha!" Shippou said, punching my stomach.

Grinning i let go and he stumbled forward onto the ground, kicking up a bit of dust.

Suddenly, my wife and Rei were behind me.

"Hey, Kaouru, who's this guy?" shippou asked, pointing to Rei.

"Oh, this is my boyfriend, Rei. Rei, this is Shippou and Hige." She said, motioning to each in turn.

"KAGOME!" Shippou yelled, tackling my wife.

"Hey, shippou. How's it going?" She asked him, grinning down at her adopted pup.

"It's great! Did you hear the news! I'm gonna' be a daddy!" He sing-songed.

"Cool. I bet you'll be a great dad." Then she glared evilly at me. "Just try not to be overprotective."

Shippou nodded, punched my arm, then led the way to the village, Sesshomaru beside me in the rear.

"He's nice." My brother's voice floated to my ears from above me.

"But is he the right one?" I asked, staring as Kaouru's fingers linked with the boys'.

"Yeah, i think he is." He said, speeding up.

Ah Un came up and nuzzled the back of my neck, growling.

"You think it's right too?" I asked the two headed dragon.

"gaarh." Ah said, nodding as he walked along behind me.

Everyone's turning agaist me! It's a conspiracy i swear!

My baby's about to be engaged, and the boy's the grandson of my nemisis for Kagome's love. The social workers are at my throat for giving them Toby. AND i have to go back to work on Monday instead of Wednesday.

Growling, i jumped high into the air, the wind cooling me down slightly.

We were nearing the village.

Suddenly a demonic scent wafted past me and i sniffed the wind. the smell of human blood hit me square in the face.

"We got demon problems!" I yelled down to the others, the wind making the fabric of my jacket flare out behind me like wings.

"You sure!" Kaouru yelled up, her voice high pitched. I knew it wasn't fear.

"Yeah! It's the village!" I yelled back.

Shippou and Kagome hopped on Ah Un as Hige, Rei and Sesshomaru rode on his cloud of mist. Kaouru joined me in the air.

"THis is great! I'm not even back for a day and i'm already fighting! I love this era!" She yelled, spreading her arms out in the wind, her long sleeves fanning back like silken wings.

The village ahead was on fire, the flames lighting up a giant centipede demon as it clasped a small boy in it's pincers.

A woman screamed for the boy.

Out of the shadows, a voice yelled Hirakotsu and the said Giant boomerang that had caused the monk and myself so much trouble came out of the darkness and cut off the arm holding the boy.

A woman in a long Kimono emerged from the shadows to catch the giant boomerang as a large fire-cat demon caught the boy in it's mouth to set him before the woman.

"Oye, Sango!" Yelled a deep voice.

Miroku emerged from the shadows, his bound arm ready to be un-bound at any moment.

"Hey, Let's let the kids take care of it!" I yelled down, startling them both.

Miroku re-wrapped the seal, careful to leave it loose for easy access, he had seen that Tetsuaiga wasn't at my side.

The centipede demon turned toward us as we approached from above.

"Shippou, Hige, Rei, Kaouru, It's up to you guys!" Sango yelled, placing Hirakotsu in it's sheath.

"Yes! Woo hoo!" Kaouru yelled, dropping from the sky like a rock to land with a sickening thud on the ground.

"Let's go, Rei!" Shippou said, grabbing Kaouru's boyfirend.

"Yeah, come on!" Hige shouted, jumping from Sesshomaru's cloud, dragging Rei with him.

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It's twice as long as my usual chapters! it's good, right? Better to have a long update and wait for a while, than to have a bunch of itty-butty chapters every few days.

Forget what you think is reality. It will only kill you here. -me.