Disclaimer: GRRR!!! FFFFT! FFFFFFFFT!(Translation: yes I do know I don't own naruto, for you people have rubbed that fact in many, MANY times)

WARNING!!!!: I've decided to make this a shonen-ai fic…evil laugh

CHAPTER 1- Sadist?

Sasuke looked up after a soft object collided with his head and heard some very artistic curses…WAIT!!! Was that Sakura's voice?!?! He bent down to inspect the offending object….

NYLONS?!?!?! This didn't make any sense, apparently, Sakura was …well angry would be an understatement. Sasuke didn't know that Sakura was capable of such vile language, and it worried…. Scratch that, Sasuke was afraid…VERY AFRAID!!!! He tried to make no sound as he crept away, but alas, lady luck did not favor him tonight…

If you ever asked him, Sasuke would rant on and on about how the damn garden gnome had it out for him and put itself in his way with malicious intent. How was he supposed to make an escape now?!?! His poor poor ankle, he knew that it was sprained, at least, possibly broken. He watched the grotesque monstrosity swell with sick fascination… "Damn…neeeeed to escape….must not be caught by Sakura…. Fuck fuck fuck a duck! Screw a kangaroo! Finger-bang an orangutang! Orgy at the zoo!(this was stolen from…some one else, sorry if it was you, but I forgot what story it was from…if you know who it is, tell me, PLEASE)"was Sasuke's train of thought, which with it he proves how perverted he really truly is.

"Uhhhh…Sasuke?!?!" sounded a familiar voice behind him. For a second he thought it was Sakura, but then realized that he was wrong, and it was HIS hot dobe. Thanking every god he knew for sending him a savoir.

"Dobe! Get over here and help me!"

Naruto wondered if he should help Sasuke, or just sit and watch, like some sorta sadist…. Besides, Sasuke looked really hot!

-TBC-

Rants-Math sucks!!! I hate it, don't understand it, and have no desire to learn it!!! Oh and look!! 2 chaps in one day!!! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD WORSHIP ME LIKE THE GOD I PRETEND I AM!!! evil cackle Remember to reveiw