Disclaimer:tries frantically to convince people that she owns naruto, but no one believes her for she is a bad lier

CHAP 2-POKING AND GOATS

Tsunada-sama sighed. Uzumaki Naruto walked in carrying a protesting Uchiha Sasuke, bridal style. She always knew something like this would happen….. And Naruto, being as stupid as he was, probably thought he'd gotten Sasuke pregnant. She prepared herself to give Naruto "the talk" when he simply said, "I think he broke his ankle."

It took her a second to comprehend what he said, as she was expecting it to be something extremely stupid, such as, "I hope it's a boy" When he said that, she tried to hide the surprise on her face… and the relief at not having to give him the "talk". She came over quickly and poked the swollen ankle and saw the stoic boy wince. Tsunade decided that this was the perfect opportunity to torture the poor boy….

After a long and extremely painful examination, Tsunade did indeed find that the ankle was broken…..And found that, if she poked hard enough, she could make the Uchiha squeal like a girl. This delighted her to no end.

Tsunade-sama had also formed an evil, EVIL plan in that time…. She had always known there was some sort of strange bond between the two and was determined to find out what it was. And instead of using her earlier plan, which included a goat, a cliff, and a very large garden gnome, this situation gave her the perfect opportunity. "Naruto, in light of this problem, you shall have to live with Sasuke to help him." She tried not to laugh, but their facial expressions were worthy of being called Kodak moments…

-RANTS- Sorry the chappies are soooooo short, but I decided to try and get them out as fast as I can…. I really hate math, and I need reviews to cheer me up… plus there is now a STORYLINE!!!!! Remember to review dammit!