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CHAPTER 6- I will be your hero, baby!

"Squeal! Oh my gods!!! Sasuke-kun is injured! We must go on a mission to help him!!!" Said fan girl #1.

"Sob our poor poor precious Sasuke-kun! Maybe he'll let me stay with him and help him out! And then he'll fall in love with me!!!" fantasized fan girl #2.

"HA!! There is no way he'll fall in love with you, Ugly!!!" screeched fan girl #3, " What's really gonna happen is that we are going to go and visit him, and since he can't move…."

Sasuke sneezed. Once…twice…three times. And that last one was particularly violent. Damn! Was he getting a cold? Maybe that would explain the lapse in his normally stoic behavior. "Tch! This bites!"

Naruto was pouting (cutely, of course) about the earlier incident. His poor widdle head felt like something big and ugly was trying to claw its way out of his head. With blunt claws… This was all Sasuke's fault. Poor widdle Naruto, the martyr, was only trying to help Sasuke-teme. Of course it didn't occur to Naruto that he was the cause of Sasuke's problems, but that was such a minor detail.

Suddenly, there were loud squeals coming from the front door. Sasuke winced, anticipating what was coming. While trying to hide in the sofa cushions, he almost had a heart attack. OH, the horrors! They were probably going to try and chain him up, throw him in a cage and sell him to the highest bidder. He shuddered, this truly bites more!!

Naruto was worried! The squeals had announced the approach of competition. Damn! Did he just think that?!?! There was no way he was gay!!! No possible way!!!

As rabid fan girls started to pour in from every possible place, Naruto vented his frustrations. Sasuke was amazed. He didn't know the dobe could fight like that! He officially had a new hero…

Rants- Sorry the latest chapters are so short, but the huge-assed math A exam is coming up and I don't know didley-shit!!! Hides from angry math teacher…