Disclaimer: No, I don't own Love Hina, though I REALLY wish I could!
To start off:
I dunno how else to do this but when they are thinking I use bold italics! Try to live with it!
It's mah birthday!
Keitaro and Naru have been studying since 4:00 in the afternoon, now, at 4:00a.m. Naru is pushing Keitaro to study some more.
"Keitaro, do you wanna sleep or study?" Naru said.
"Well, study, but I am just falling asleep. We have been at it all night!"Whinned Keitaro.
Keitaro falls bacwards off his cushion onto the hardwood floor. Naru is now snapping her fingers in front of his face rabidly. Naru's eyes are complete and utterly disguisting.
"Naru, a couple minutes ago you were falling asleep. Your eyes look terrible! Just go to bed." Keitaro curls up into a ball and falls asleep.
Naru, who is now very annoyed just stomps out the door.
She is study crazy. But cute at the same time. I dunno what it is about her, her smile, her long hair! She is so pretty!
Keitaro falls into a deep sleep.
"MORNING!"Kitsune yellped into
Keitaro's ear.
"WAAH! You think you could be louder? What
time is it?" Keitaro replied.
"Time to get a
watch sleepy head! Shinobu is makin omlets! Don't ya smell um'! You
are going to spend today like you will die tomorrow!" Kitsune
said gleefully.
"Wait...o-o...why?"Keitaro asked
suspiciously.
"Yeah, he is stupid guys!"
Motoko,
Su, Naru, are counting there money in the back about to pay
Kitsune.(Kitsune bet them that he wouldn't remember what day it
was!)
"WAIT! HOLD UP! What is so special about
today!"
"Well duh bonehead! It is your
damn birthday!"
"OH! hits head with hand I
totally forgot! Naru must have pushed me so hard yesterday that I
forgot all about it!"
"THE OMLETS ARE READY!"
Shinobu screamed.
Keitaro opens his door and walks toward the
kitchen.
I am going to have fun today, first I will go to
Tokyo U and just look at it for awhile. Then I might see what movies
are playing. Next I am gonna take the whole Hinata House to maybe a
festival and have a picnic or something! Then at night I will drink a
whole lota sake, become drunk and fall asleep in Naru's arms.
That would be the best birthday ever!Keitaro is
nowsitting at the kitchen table astonished at what is infront of him!
He sees four cheese omlets with red peppers, silver dollar
pancakes,(silver dollar: pancakes that are the size of your fist.)
bacon, sausage, everything that he could dream was at this kitchen
table.
"Wow! Thank you so much Shinobu!"
"Uh...no
problem!"Shinobu says.
Shinobu is blushing like crazy
as Keitaro gives her a big hug. Everyone sits at the table as Shinobu
pours some orange juice in peoples glasses.
"I would like to
give a toast to Keitaro!" Kitsune bellows. "To a wonderful
landlord and a good friend!"
Everyone cheers to
Keitaro and starts to eat.
Wow, this is good! I don't know
wether to tell Shinobu that it's really good or not, becuase what if
she freaks out on me and asks me do I want ketchup or stuff like
that. I know confusing, I'll wait till she asks me if I like it to
say. Motoko eats with her sword next to her! Woah, I just noticed and
I have been eating with her for like...along time now.
"I
never realized that you ate with your sword Motoko!" Said
Keitaro.
"Yes, why, do you have a problem, becuase I wouldn't
if I were you."Motoko threatened.
"Oh no! Just a
simple discovery, I don't really care!" Keitaro responded
worridly.
"Good."
Man, she has got a short
temper just like Naru. Hm...Su is like shoving her face over there.
Keitaro glances over to where Su is sitting.
"Su, maybe
you should slow down a bit. You might get sick...or throw-up or
something."
"Nah!"
"Whatever..."
"Do
you like the food I cooked Sampai?" Shinobu asked.
"Yes,
Shinobu, I love it! Thank you again!"
"Thanks,
Sempai!"
Maybe I should tell everyone my plans for
today, see if they agree. I'll just leave out that little part at the
end though...
"So, I was thinking guys, maybe we can
all go to a festival today!" Keitaro suggests.
''Yes! I heard
that the Haari Festival started today!" Shinobu replied.
"Yeah,
the Dragon Boat Races! You do a bunch of water sports activities!
That could be fun!" Naru said.
It looks like my idea is
actually great!
"Dragons are food right?" Asked
Su.
"No, Su, not these dragons." Motoko said. "But
I'm assuming they'll have food."
"Oh goodie!" Su
replied.
After breakfast they were off to the Haari Festival to
have some fun in the water.
Wow, I just can't get over how
good Motoko looks in a swimsuit! Maybe it's becuase I only see her in
her little samurai outfit all the time. Oh, it looks like Kitsune is
drunk again. This looks fun!
"Hey! Look at those guys
over there, they look like administrators! Lets go ask for a ticket
to watch the boat races!" Keitaro shouted.
Everyone ran after
Keitaro and obeyed him, since it was his birthday!
Su and Sarah
were now playing with a dragon head and splashing the people on the
boat tour.
"STOP THAT!" An elderly women yelped.
Sarah
jumped aboard the boat tour and threw a rope into the water, then Su
grabed onto the rope and started pulling. Sarah jumped off and the
whole boat tipped over and fell. There were only 5 people aboard, but
still a very funny sight to see.
"Hey! You two! Who's party
are you with?" A security man asked.
Sarah looked at Su and
winked.
"Keitaro's party, it's his birthday!" Su
said.
The security man took his speaker and called out for
Keitaro.
"Keitaro! You have two girls by the boat tours who
are causing trouble, please escort them to your side and keep them
there."
Keitaro was running toward them screaming.
"What
are you guys doing! "
"If they misbehave one more time,
I am gonna have to ask you to leave."
Sarah kicked the
security man and ran away, Su following right behind.
"THAT'S
IT! GATHER YOUR THINGS AND LEAVE! Oh, and happy birthday!"
Well,
that plan really backfired...Sarah is gonna get it! At least we still
have the movies to go to! It's 3:30 already! It only seems as if it
was 12:00! Oh yeah, I woke up at 12:00, the we ate for 2 hrs. And we
have been here for about an hour. Well, I am gonna tell the gang we
have to leave...
"Hey Naru, guys! We have to go! Su and
Sarah knocked over the boat and got 5 people soaked, so now we have
to leave."
"That stinks!" Shinobu said.
"Yeah,
I know. But I thought that maybe we could go to the movies or
something!"
"That could be fun, I guess." Motoko
said.
"Where are Su and Sarah?" Naru asked.
"Probably
ruining someone elses day." Keitaro replied.
"Keitaro..."
Kitsune said. "Wanna...make love?"
Kitsune was now very
drunk and rubbing her theigh on Keitaro's.
"Okay, get out of
your drunk phase Kitsune!" Naru snapped.
"Just having a
little fun!"
"SNAP OUT OF IT KEITARO! SHE DOESN"T
LOVE YOU!" Naru slapped keitaro.
"Let's go Keitaro, you
shexy beast!" Kitsune said.
