Ch.5: The Rematch

A/N: I'm glad that there are at least two reviews now! .! I have to apologize for not updating so soon, because not only did I not have the time, but also because I was waiting for at least two reviews. But now I feel guilty because I keep writing out stories but don't have time for writing them out. --. Anyway, they were on their way to the Hokage's office…

P.S. oh, and BTW, flashback, 'thought,' and "Speech." But I know you all knew that right? Right. Just checking.

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Gaara was silent while waiting for the meeting to come to order. He stole a glance at Hitta and Futta, who were creating what looked like lei's from nothing. Gaara then remembered what happened not six hours ago.


As Gaara and Rie came to the rendezvous point, they already saw two girls carrying off two thunder-nin to the treetops. Unfortunately, Rie had carelessly stepped on a branch, and the girls were in for the kill. They used the weirdest form of katas: holding each others hands, where one girl was doing the right-hand katas while the other girl did the left-handed katas. As they came to the end with two ram seals, they both shouted out:

"Yonttari e Futtari no justsu!" (Four people to two people skill). In a puff of smoke, the doppelgangers became Rie and some thunder-nin, who then charged at them. Gaara had tried grabbing Rie-Futta's arm with his sand for a mini saboku sousou, but when he tightened on her arm, it wasn't Futta screaming, it was the real Rie. Gaara looked to his left and noticed that his sand had grabbed onto Rie without him noticing. Immediately before he could crush her arm like a twig, he let go. Rie then realized the justsu also, but only after striking three shuriken in Hitta's arm.

Very soon, Rie was beaten to submission, while Gaara was on the ground coughing blood. The jutsu faded, and the twins came to him. Gaara tried sweeping sand at their feet to trip them, but they were too fast. The girls had jumped closer, and with the heel of their boots, hit the two pressure points needed: one to cause him to lose consciousness, the other to wake him up. The result of the double shiatsu had caused him to fall asleep without closing his eyes.

The last things he heard were the two of them talking.

"Futta," Hitta had said, "Isn't it that Shukaku guy?"

"Yeah, he is." Futta amended, "He looks kinda cute for a demon container."


Gaara shook his head from the memory. He thought he was evil, but the girls may as well've been THE devil's spawn. I mean, adding insult to injury by calling him cute! Before he got anymore agitated, the Hokage had called for Hitta, Futta, Rie and Sasuke to the office. Kakashi sighed, and walked back out the corridor, with his stupid porno book. Gaara sighed, and walked off. After all, he was only there for recon. Although there was hell going on between him and Shukaku in his mind, it was nothing like the hokage's office at that time.


"How could a class B mission be considered as "fun" when you hold us hostage like that!?" Naruto asked, pointing at Hitta and Futta, who were still working on the leis. They looked up briefly and once again gave him a double raspberry. As he was fuming, Rie looked again at the Hokage, who had already brought out some sake for herself.

"Hokage-sama," Rie started, and then sighed. This was going to earn her another rumor when she gets back to Kumogakure. "I'm glad that there wasn't loss of life, but we still had a battle. I just now have to tell the Raikage that because of two overzealous hippies we almost had a war on our hands." The twins looked up with an evil gleam in their eyes. Sasuke was watching them, and was almost scared.

'This girls-fighting-girls thing is getting ugly.' Sasuke thought, and looking towards Naruto for help, he noticed Naruto silently cheering on what might be a bitch fight. Sasuke hung his head in disbelief and turned back to the Hokage. Rie had finished with her report.

"…And without anymore intrusion, I would like to go back to my village with my Shinobi." Rie finished. The Tsunade looked between Rie and the twins. Rie had the smug look on her face while it seemed apparent that Hitta and Futta would gladly slit Rie's throat. Tsunade inwardly sighed. Barely 48 hours after she comes along, there's chance of a bloodbath.

"Rie," Tsunade said, "you may go with your shinobi. One thing, though. Why were shinobi going across our borders?"

"I'm afraid that's between you and the Raikage." Rie said mischievously. "But I thank you for letting me come here for not only stopping a war, but to also find out that I'm not the only Uchiha anymore." With a cloud of feathers, she was gone. Tsunade then looked at the twins, who had decided that Rie was too pitiful for them to maim.

"Well, girls, anything to say before I should say anything?" Tsunade asked, sounding relieved to have the female Uchiha gone. Futta came to the desk.

"I would like to request a fight between team seven and ourselves before we leave, which I think Naruto and Sasuke would like." Futta said, casting a sidelong glance at Naruto and Sasuke. Tsunade thought for a moment.

'These girls should leave soon, but it looks like Sasuke could use the feel of defeat from someone other than Itachi.' Tsunade thought, then finally came to a decision

"It's up to Kakashi-sensei, but you have until noon tomorrow to leave. After that, you come into our borders within two years; you're under the mercy of our ANBU." Tsunade warned. With that, she shooed the four kids away. Naruto looked at the two girls. They looked so innocent now that they weren't trying to beat them into submission. Futta then looked at them and smiled.

"So? Do you still want to fight? It's one-on-one, and whoever loses does the winner's bidding. Sound good?" Hitta asked. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other for a second.

"We're in." they both said together.

"Good," Futta amended, "Then meet us at the monument in an hour. Kakashi-ojisan will be ref. See you then boys." With that, they disappeared, with the scent of Blue Moon Hibiscus in the air.

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A/N: okay, fifth chappie down, and I decided to answer the two reviews. Also, I'm not updating until either I have more time, or when I have hopefully six reviews. Not too much to ask for, is it?

Shikamaruthepinapple: Yeah, I like the twins along with Rie, but Rie was kind of losing her purpose, but the twins might have something going on. And don't worry, I've got at least two other Fanfics coming out, that is, if I have the time.

v4n1LL4xcr34m: yeah, I know it's interesting, but things might get a little bit more interesting to find out not only who loses, but what they'll have to do.