Chapter 8: The worst day of my life

A/N: Okay, I screwed up. I know I said that I would update on Monday, but of course, my teachers had to give me a crapload of homework. Anyway, this is the last chapter, but not the last fanfic! At the end of the chapter, I'll give the preview for my next fanfic The Konoha Incident. The Konoha Incident would be in the Artemis Fowl area, though, because it's centered around him, although it's a Naruto/Artemis Fowl crossover. Any way, this is what happened when Sasuke went under the lip liner…

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Everywhere Sasuke went, the common reaction was either nosebleeds or snickers. Sasuke was in a short skirt, his hair down without the point in the back, makeup, and the worst was when Hitta and Futta made him wear a BRA (Size A, they couldn't stuff it without making it look fake.), and a tight black shirt, and finally, he was wearing black stiletto shoes that had his toenails painted in light, summery tones. The worst part was where he had Hitta and Futta following him, making things worse.

"C'mon, Sasuke! You're supposed to balance in those shoes!" Hitta said, while Futta was trying to hold back giggles.

'This town's never going to live this down.' Sasuke thought as he saw Sakura and Ino faint from the shock of seeing Sasuke cross-dress-and look good while he's at it. Before Sasuke could take any more, he felt his skirt being lifted from behind. Turning around, he saw Jiraiya trying to peek under his skirt. Sasuke just snapped then.

"WHAT THE HELL! IT'S ME, YOU PERVERT!" Sasuke yelled, while smearing half his makeup off to prove his point. Disgusted by both the mistake he made, and knowing that Sasuke was cross-dressing, Jiraiya started running away. Sasuke would have been satisfied by this, but he noticed his skirt was still up. He then heard a voice that made his blood turn cold.

"Boxer shorts?" Hitta asked, "We told you to wear the G-string. Do you know what this means, dear sister?"

"Why yes," Futta answered very loftily, "Dear sister, I do know what this means. WEDGIE TIME!" Both girls took a hold on the waistband and stretched it over Sasuke's head. This, of course caused Naruto to burst out laughing from the sight of Sasuke trying to pick the wedgie off his forehead, without success. Then again, if someone put superglue on the waistband of your boxers, it would be hard to take off in the first place.

While this went on, Hitta and Futta quietly slipped away, while Kakashi stepped over to Naruto, wearing his Hitai-ate over his mouth as much as he could. Naruto looked up.

"Oh. Ohayoo, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said. Kakashi took him by the collar, lifted Naruto up to his face and growled:

"My masks. NOW."

"But," Naruto stuttered, "I don't have them. What would make you think I have them?"

"Because there was a ransom note for miso and pork ramen, which was also signed by you." Kakashi said in his death-toned voice.

That was the least of their problems. The whole village had important things missing from them, like Ino's diary or Sakura's picture of Sasuke, and every one had a ransom note signed by Sasuke, Naruto, or both. The whole thing came to a climax when Tsunade found her liquor cabinet missing, sake and all. But of course, even though Naruto and Sasuke were innocent, it was hard to believe them when everyone's things were found at their homes. Everything was found there, except for Tsunade's sake.

After everyone was done beating Sasuke (who still had his boxer shorts glued to his forehead) and Naruto, the two came to one of their rare agreements:

Hitta and Futta are great shinobi.

Tsuzuku.


A/N: Well, I hope you all had a good laugh from Hitta and Futta. If you want another story about them, you can read my sis's fanfic "Princess Sakura." The Story should be in my fav stories if you want to read it after this. Now what else, what else...Oh Yeah!

Neko says meow: I thank you for the review, even though it's ending here.

Shinycry: I thank you for the review, and I just burst out laughing when I imagined what it must've looked like when you had hysterics.

Finally, a preview of my next fanfic, The Konoha Incident…

Naruto came over to Artemis and Kitty, Artemis' new bodyguard, with a bowl of pork ramen. Naruto knelt beside them, bowl in front of him. Both Artemis and Kitty were tied together, glaring at their capturer, while the Hokage and Kakashi were talking next door.

"It mighn't be the best food you two had," Naruto started, "but this might be it for a while." Kitty just stared at the ground while Artemis looked at the bowl of ramen, contemplating whether to take the ramen or not…

And I'm just going to leave it at that until the readers go look for it when I post it. Until then!