Okay, I have decided to give this a try, I dont know excactly how it will come out, but I have a bad case of writers block on ALL of my other stories. I want this to be funny, so don't take any of this stuff seriously. (well, most of it, anyway) You'll find it a tad awkward, but I had to do it to make the story fit, I don't even know much about the people I put in so if I get it wrong, dont flame me for it.(don't know what 'It' is? Read and find out. I'm sure its obvious) Plus
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"YOUR SENDING US WHERE?????" Yup! It was true. Titans were being sent to the one place that if tougher than fighting villans. Summer camp. You see, it all started on a bright sunshiney Monday. Monday the 1st of June to be precise. The Titans were doing there normal thing. Raven, meditating, Robin, listening to loud music, Starfire, trying to cook something she found in a cookbook, and Beast Boy and Cyborg were racing eachother on the Gamestation. Nothing could get any better than thins, UNTIL...
"Attention, incoming message, Attention, incoming message" The computer rang out. Silence filled the room, like the time Raven walked out in a white outift, all you could here was the music going down and the noise the Gamestation made when you lost. All the Titans huddled around the computer. It was weird becasue they had never recieved a call before. Never. It was always on the big screen after the alert ran out. Or the person that wanted them would always show up in person. When Robin clicked the button and stood back, look who was there. The three most famous members of the Justice League popped up.
Beast Boy yelped and jumped back behind Starfire, he had never seen them before, and nor had she. Starfire, inturn, jumped behind Robin.
"Who are these people?" She asked him. Gently but loud enough so that everyone could here.
"Yea, and why are they so buff, I wanna be buff too!" Beast Boy put on his cute little pouting face(:D)
"Um..." Robin pushed them both off of him and pointed to the screen "This is Superman, Batman, and ..uh..her, Raven and Cyborg, you guys know eachother, I think..." This is WAY to awkward.
"Yea, I do" Raven crossed her arms and gave the computer her evil look. Cyborg smiled, and waved
"Hi" So corney...
"So...what do you want?" Beast Boy asked sort of dazed. He was staring at the lady on the screen. (whats her name?)
"Yea...what do you want?" Raven said evily, she really hated those guys D
"Just checking up" Oh gawd that was a lie why would the big guys call them to just 'check up'? huh? Didn't think so...
"Yea right...what do you really want?" Raven was all grr-ified (inside joke...dont ask)
"Well," The man of bats...erm...Batman (this is really awkward excuse me while I go throw up) turned to Robin "You haven't had many attacks lately right" (kay, I'm back, what happend?)
"Uh...no"
"We've been thinking..." Superness-man butted in
"AND?" Gosh they gotta take forever...stupid adults..oh BB said that.
"We're sending you to summer camp...OW....who did that"(he he he I like hitting stuck up rich people)
"AHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGIAN!"
"Beast Boy...Its only happend once you dolt" Raven smacked him on the back of the head(ow..)
"YOUR SENDING US WHERE????? Batman...WHY?!" Robin...so cute
"Um..." (okay...I gotta puke again..)
"Your kidding" Cyborgs jaw dropped to the floor
"Listen here man of the bats" BWAHAHAHA "I do not wish to go to the place of camp. I hear it is smelly, sticky, and dirty" Starfire crossed her arms
"Yea...we can't go..I am NOT going" Aww BB is so cute when hes mad. But the stupid Batman crossed his huge arms and narrowed his eyes. (Now I'm getting grr-ed at myself for making me write this..)
"You can, and you will" BB's jaw dropped
"No...?"
"Hes right Beast Boy" Robin said
"Wha--HOW??"
"When we signed up to be Teen Titans, wait did you read the contract?"
"Um...dude, nobody reads the contracts"
"Whatever, anyway when you signed it, you gave any of these dudes to have sort of 'parental' control of you, whatever they say, goes. Unfortunatly." Steam just flew out of BB's head and ears (pointy ears, very hot)
"Woa, BB's got parents now" Stupid Cyborg
"Dude I totaly have parents, I just don't know where they are.."(nor do I)
"Oh...say are they green too?"
"Will you get back on topic?" Robin said
"Woops, sorry" they both answered in unisin
"I have to warn you, you can't use your powers while your there" Let me at him, how dare a guy pretending to be a bat tell the Titans not to use there powers!?
"How are we supposed to get there?" Raven asked, with attitude
"Bus"
"Your kidding" All the Titans jaws dropped
"Be at the bus stop on 5th street at 12 precisly" Grr...stupid contract. The computer screen went blank.
"Oh great, a great summer, wasted" Raven said floating away, like the floating strawberry that keeps showng up in the shows.
"WAIT! Whos going to watch the city????" Everyone ignored Robins question. He was about to go sulk infront of blasting music when he glanced at the clock. "Better get ready, its 11 now..." Aww he looked so cute sad :D
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Okay, first chapter is a little funny...or I mean awkward...Really awkward. NOTHING on here is true except for Raven hating Batman....she does don't she? Well she should. Next chapter when I get 5 reviews.
