Warning Extreme fondling, foreplay, and slashyness ahead
"Smurfing to a Different Beat: Ch. 3"
Back in the smurf village, everyone was abuzz with good news. Vanity and Brainy were to become mates for life. This was a momentous event for the smurfs and they wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
Greedy was baking delicious treats, tailor was making the ceremonial outfits, Handy was making a new hut for the new couple, and Smurfette was helping to decorate. None of the smurfs realized the danger that awaited them the next day.
While everyone got ready, Brainy and Vanity were in the smurfy cave. Crystals shined everywhere they looked. And the silence was sheer bliss.
Vanity rested against Brainy's chest, taking in the full beauty of the cave. But, he realized, nothing could compare to the beauty he saw in his lover. His gentle hands, his charm, his glasses that made him all the more alluring… everything about him excited him. No other smurf, besides himself that is, made him feel so whole and complete; that made him feel like he did now. With Brainy, he felt safe. Vanity nuzzled up closer to Brainy, purring like a cat, and as subtle as he could be, he slowly slipped his hand in Brainy's white trousers.
Brainy turned a bright crimson and chuckled. "My, Vanity what's gotten you so frisky? Shouldn't we wait until after our bonding ceremony?"
"Oh no, Brainy… I couldn't possibly wait that long." Vanity grinned mischievously.
"But Papa smurf said…" Brainy was cut short when Vanity placed his mouth over his in a kiss.
The next day, the ceremony began. Everything was ready. There were tasty smurf treats set out, and there were flowers on every table. Seats were set up, with and alter at the front. Papa smurf would lead the ceremony.
Brainy was in a soft burgundy robe with blue trousers, while Vanity wore a purple robe with green trousers. Everything was just… smurfy.
"We gather here today, to join these two smurfs in bonding, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health till death do them part. If there's anyone who objects to these two smurfs being together, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"I do!"
Everyone gasped as Hefty walked up the isle.
"Hefty, what are you doing here!" Papa smurf demanded.
"I just thought I'd bring a friend with me."
Suddenly Gargamel appeared out of no where, cackling evilly. "Now my little smurfs, I have you now!"
Everyone shrieked as they tried to escape, only to be scooped up in a big net.
Brainy, Sasette, Clumsy and Vanity were the only ones to escape.
"Oh no, Pappy Gargamel is gonna' eat everyone!" Sasette cried, clinging to Clumsy.
"Don't worry Sasette, we'll think of something to save them," Clumsy tried to reassure the smurfling. "What are we gonna do Brainy?"
"I… I don't know…"
"There you are! Gargamel's been looking for you."
"Hefty! How could you betray us like this! How could you ever call yourself a smurf…!" Vanity cried.
"Hey, what can I say? I have a knack for ruining the fun. Hefty grinned. "So, Brainy, have any last words to say to you lover before I smash his smurfy head in?"
"Yah… run Vanity! Take Sasette and Clumsy and save the smurfs! I'll take care of Hefty."
Vanity nodded and they were off.
"So, Brainy… you ready to die today?"
"Not in your life, Hefty. I won't give you the pleasure of spilling a drop of my blood. Are you ready to die?"
"What make you think you could make a dent in me?"
Brainy growled and lunged at Hefty, punching him in the face, breaking his nose.
Hefty clutched his nose, blood flowing between his fingers. "FUCK!"
Brainy then knocked him off balance but Hefty grabbed on to his leg, bringing him down with him. Hefty rolled over, pinning him under his weight and smiled. The blood from his broken nose dripped on him, staining his robe.
Hefty chuckled. "I have you now."
Brainy frowned. "Not quiet." And without warning he kicked him the crotch. Hefty cried out in pain, clutching his wounded pride. Brainy kicked him off him and began to kick him in the stomach.
This is for Vanity and Smurfette and Clumsy and any other smurf you hurt!"
Hefty moaned in pain, rolling on to his back. Brainy picked him up the arm, nearly dislocating it.
"This is for me." Brainy punched Hefty, sending him flying in to a boulder, cracking his skull open. Blood seeped out of the open wound, staining his white cap.
Brainy walked up to the nearly dead smurf and cringed. He should kill him right on the spot… but then what would Papa smurf think? What would any of the smurfs think? Would they cower in fear from him? Would they admire him? Suddenly he heard Hefty moan.
"If you're going to kill me, get if over with… I've still won."
"No, you haven't Hefty… you've only condemned yourself… and I will not sink to your level."
"You're just going to leave me here!"
"Gargamel will probably come to find you… I'll leave your fate to him… or if not I'll just leave you here for the birds to peck at your filthy remains."
"Fuck you, Brainy!"
"Goodbye Hefty." Brainy said in an acidly sweet way just before he left.
"So Azrael, what do you think we should do first? Boil them?"
"Mreow!"
"Bake them?"
"Mreow!"
"Or put them together in one big stew?"
"Mreow!"
Sasette, Clumsy and Vanity looked in to Gargamel's shack in horror. What were they to do? Without Papa or Brainy's magic, they had no chance against Gargamel.
Brainy; Vanity hoped nothing bad had happened to him. If Hefty ever killed him… he wouldn't know what to do. "Clumsy, Sasette, somehow we have to free the smurfs!"
"But how?" Sasette whimpered, still clinging to Clumsy for dear life. (LOL got some ClumsyxSasette going here)
Vanity thought for a second then, "I have a plan!'
To be continued until next chapter…
