Disclaimer: So I don't own Inuyasha or any of the characters! Screw you! Okay? Screw you!
Reaka: Hello! Enjoy the first chapter? I hope so. Because I enjoyed writing it in the first place! Okay, in this chapter, everyone's going to learn who they're going to play, and I hope it's worth it. The story, itself, doesn't actually begin till the next chapter. So if you enjoy the first two chapters, stick around! You'll enjoy the rest!
Sango, let down your...hair?
" You can't be serious!" Kagome exclaimed as she read the script to the part she was playing. " I have a minor part? What is wrong with this picture?! Inuyasha and I ALWAYS get the main parts! How can you do this to us?"
" Well, it wouldn't make any sense if I called it ' Sango let down your...hair?' and made you Rapunzel and Inuyasha the prince would it?" I asked. Kagome glared at me and walked away.
" So please explain to me why you made me the witch," Miroku commanded. " Most people like the thought of me hooking up with Sango. Why am I the witch, and Sesshomaru's the prince?"
" Because I'm a Sango/Sesshomaru shipper!" I answered. " So you just have to suffer. But don't worry. I'm sure there are other women out there who would slap you as fast as she does whenever you rub their butts."
Miroku stood there in silence as I walked away from him.
" Reaka, you are a disgusting creature," Sango said as she was getting fake armpit hair taped under her arms. " Not only did you hook me up with Sesshomaru for this fic, but you're giving me armpit hair? Why the hell would you do that?"
" I didn't think Japanese cared about armpit hair! This is a new development. I didn't say that this whole parody was a serious one! I'm making a few minor changes to it."
" Minor?" Sango asked. She lifted up her arms to show me the long, armpit hair. " You call this a minor change?!"
" Well, why not? It would make the story more interesting don't you think?"
Sango growled at me as she got her armpit hair tested to make sure it would stay on.
" Wait!" I said. " We need a real test! Sango, get up in the tower, and Sesshomaru, you're going to climb up it. Okay?"
Growling and cursing under her breath, Sango got up and went inside the tower. She poked her head out to show me she got in just fine.
" Good!" I called. " Now, Sango, Sango, let down your hair!"
While giving me the finger, Sango stuck her arm out of the window and let the hair fall out. Sesshomaru looked at me with a disgusted look upon his face.
" You expect me to climb that?" he asked. " It's armpit hair!"
" It's not like it's real armpit hair!" I answered. " Now just climb the damn thing! We need to see if we need Sango to actually grow it out or not."
All of the men in the room shuddered at the thought of long armpit hair on Sango. Praying that the fake hair would hold, Sesshomaru grabbed it and started to climb. Halfway up the tower, the fake hair detached itself from Sango, and it fell to the ground, Sesshomaru with it.
" Damn, it won't hold." Sesshomaru said.
" Sango!" I called. " Don't shave your armpits anymore! We're going to need you to grow it out! A lot!
From the tower window, Sango screamed in horror for what she had to do.
" Hey Inuyasha, want to do me a favor?" I asked. Inuyasha glared but got up and walked to me anyway.
" I need you to go to Kaede's and get a kind of potion that'll make Sango's hair grow really really fast. I'm not waiting years till Sango's hair goes at the perfect length. Got it?"
Inuyasha left without a word. That guy really needs to work on his people skills. Minutes later, he came back with the special potion.
" Thank you Inuyasha." I said. " SANGO! COME DOWN HERE PLEASE! WE NEED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING!"
Sango, cursing yet again, came down. I handed her the bottle. She glared and went inside to drink it.
" Good girl," I said. " Now all you have to do is stick your arm out as you drink it, and we'll let you know when you can stop because it's long enough!"
Sango did as she was told. She must've finally realized it was futile to argue with me. Once it was done with, I turned to the rest of the cast.
" Good, we're all set!" I exclaimed. " Now let's give the readers what they want! Anyone know what that is?"
" My sexy body?" Miroku asked.
" Close, but no," I answered. " A Rapunzel parody! Now! Places! And...next chapter!"
Reaka: Haha! You fell for it! The next chapter will be coming later. But not tonight though. I'm going to sleep now. You know how tired I am? Really really tired. You wouldn't believe it if I told you. So, I'm just going to go now. Finally! Christmas vacation is here! Now I can sleep in and catch up on some fanfiction that I might've missed because of school! Ah, the joys of vacation. Cheers!
