Disclaimer: Yes, I know. Inuyasha does not belong to me. Neither does Rapunzel or Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.(I forgot to disclaim Johnny in the first chapter) I don't own anything mentioned in the damn thing except Reaka. You know why? Because I AM REAKA! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

To the Reviewer!

Reese Craven: Cool! I'm glad you like my first 2 chapters! What lines did I give Miroku? I don't remember.

Reaka: Okay. Just to let everyone know, I managed to save Kaede from the clutches of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and she will be the narrator of this story. I will make no more appearences till the end of it. As far as I know, but that could change very quickly. We'll just have to wait and see what happens. So, without further ado, and so I don't piss off the people reading this, let's get on with the chapter! Enjoy! One more thing! I've decided to put Kaede's narrating in normal print, and anything else I decide to add to give you a picture will be added in italics. Got it? Good.

Sango, Sango, let down your...hair?

Sit, children, sit. I shall tell ye a tale of love, drama, and armpit hair. This is a story that your parents know, and so on and so forth. Do ye know of Sango, Queen of the Western Lands? None of ye know? Well, now ye will hear her story, of how she was once an ordinary girl, and how she became Queen of the Western Lands. Sit down, boys, sit down. Ye will enjoy the tale too. This isn't just a tale for girls, but for boys as well. Ye shall see. Now I will get started.

Long, long ago, before ye or I were born, there lived a little girl named Sango. She was a beautiful girl with long, dark hair that flowed behind her everytime she ran. Her parents loved her dearly with all of their hearts, and they never wanted her to grow up. For being only six years old, she was the most beautiful girl in the village.

As Kaede narrates the story, a curtain behind her opens up, and Rin is shown running through a forest to be greeted by her parents, Inuyasha and Kagome. Kagome looks as though she's gotten over not getting the lead row, but Inuyasha still looks pissed. He quickly hides it when Rin comes to them to hug him.

One day, an evil witch named Miroku came to the forest to hide from the last woman who's butt he rubbed. He rubbed his cheek as he walked because he was slapped. Turning to his right, he saw the young Sango walking home from picking berries. Miroku was instantly amazed at the beauty she possessed at a young age.

" Wow, she's so beautiful, and yet so young," he said to himself, " I must find out where she lives."

" I sound like such a pedophile," Miroku said under his breath, so only he could hear himself.

So Miroku sets off to follow the girl to her home. He was careful to keep a safe distance from himself and Sango so that she wouldn't suspect that she was being followed by a witch with a potential of becomming a pedophile.

Miroku is giving Kaede the finger behind her back for that last statement.

The witch stopped when he saw Rin going through a door to a house. Instead of following right after her, he decided to stay there and see if the girl would come out again. She didn't. For three days, Miroku watched the door to see if the girl would come out. On the fourth day, she did, and she skipped along the forest again. Miroku, keeping a distance, followed her wherever she went, marvelling upon her beauty.

" How sweet, I'm a stalker and a pedophile," Miroku muttered. " This is really giving me a good reputation. Sango would really want to go after me now. I can see it now."

" Well you did hit on an eleven-year-old," Inuyasha called out to Miroku.

" Shut up Inuyasha!" Miroku yelled out. " At least I have a bigger part in this fic!"

" At least I'm not a child molester!" Inuyasha shot back.

" I am not!" Miroku argued.

" You call hitting on Koharu when she was eleven not being a child molester? Eleven! Hahahahahaha! Eleven!" Inuyasha taunted.

" Shut up! Both of ye!" Kaede yelled. " I want to finish telling this story to the children."

The two arguing friends stopped.

As Miroku watched the girl, he decided that he can watch no longer. He decided he must kidnap her for himself. He needed to talk to the parents first about it.

" Are you bent on making me sound like some disgusting pervert? She's six years old! I'm not...no! No! No!" Miroku protested. " I'm not a child molester! Stop it! All of you!"

That evening, as young Sango walked home, Miroku was following. He waited a few minutes after Sango stepped into her home before he knocked on the door himself. Kagome answered it and smiled at Miroku.

" Hello there," she said cheerfully. " Come on in! Join us for dinner!"

" I'm sorry, Miss, but I'm not hungry," Miroku declined. " But I do have a different matter I'd like to talk to you about. It's about your daughter."

Inuyasha and Kagome looked at each other then at their daughter.

" Sango, go upstairs," Inuyasha commanded.

" My name's Rin," said the young Sango.

" Just do what your father says, Sango," Kagome said, " and go to your room."

" But my name's Rin!" Sango protesed.

" I'm sorry sir," Kagome apologized. " She's going through this stage where she thinks her name is Rin."

" But it is Mommy!" Rin exclaimed. " I've always been named Rin! And I know you're not even my real mommy either! Your name's Kagome! And Daddy's real name is Inuyasha! You guys aren't my real mommy and daddy!"

Inuyasha sighed and carried the young girl upstairs and to her room. When he came down again, Miroku decided to talk.

" Now that the two of you are here, let's get down to business," he said. " The thing is, I'm a witch, and I want your daughter."

" But she's only six years old!" Kagome protested.

" You sick witch!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

" I was afraid you'd take it like that," Miroku said. " That's not what I mean at all. Your daughter is the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes upon for being only six years old. I want to take her away from you."

" Why would you want to do that?" Kagome cried.

" Because when she becomes of age, and is still very beautiful, I want her to bear my children," the witch explained.

" No! We won't let you take away our only child!" Inuyasha argued. " She's our pride and joy!"

" So make another kid," Miroku suggested. Kagome went to him and slapped him across the face.

" How can you say that and take away our child?" she yelled. " You should be ashamed of yourself."

" Maybe you should be the one regretting that you slapped me," Miroku shot back. " See, Miss Kagome, you forget that I am also a witch. And I can get what I want whenever I want it. Now if you don't hand me your child right now, I'm not only going to make your land hell, but I'll put a curse on you that will slowly kill you in a matter of years. Then you will never see your daughter again. I was planning on bringing her back when she had our first child, but you slapped me, so you may never see her again if you refuse."

Kagome and Inuyasha were silent for the moment, then Inuyasha sighed.

" Fine," Inuyasha said. " Take her. Do what you want."

" Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed.

" By doing this, we have a chance of actually seeing her again," Inuyasha said. " If we don't give her up it's guarenteed we'll never see her again. All we can do is give this child molester what he wants."

" I resent that," Miroku said.

With tears in her eyes, Kagome nodded, and Inuyasha went back up the stairs to retrieve the girl. Inuyasha and Rin came down moments later.

" Now Sango," Kagome said.

" My name's Rin," Rin argued.

" Okay, Rin," Kagome said. " you're going to be going with the nice man over here for a while okay?"

" Will you be going too?" Rin asked.

" No," Kagome said. " But we'll see each other again soon. I love you Sango."

" I love you too Mommy," young Sango said. Then she hugged her parents then left with the witch.

" Where are you taking me, Mr.?" Rin asked.

" I'm taking you to a tower." Miroku answered. " You'll be living there for a while. It'll have no doors. Only a window and I will be the only one, besides you, that gets to go inside. We are going to have so much fun together!"

" If you don't stop with all the pedophile jokes you've been giving me throughout the whole chapter, someone's going to die." Miroku threatened. " And it won't be a quick and painless death either."

" We always knew you liked them young!" Inuyasha taunted from the distance. " Eleven! Eleven! Hahahahahahaha! Eleven! Eleven!"

" SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha fell.

Rin and Miroku traveled into the Western Lands. Once there, Miroku used his witchy powers and made a tower with no doors and one window. Taking the young girl in his arms, he grabbed his magic staff (the stick he carries with him, you perverts.) and flew up to the solitary window. He entered the window and placed the girl inside.

" I'll visit once a month," he said. " But you'll see more of me as you get older. Once you're of age you'll be bearing my children."

So Miroku left the young Sango in the tower.

Reaka: Wow! That was a long chapter! But it was a fun one to write. I'm tired now, so you won't be getting Chapter 4 right away. I'm going to sleep. Happy Holidays! I won't be continuing till after Christmas! I need to get some ideas for jokes in here. Picking on Miroku's interest in the young ones is going to get old, so I'm going to need some new jokes. Anyway, see you after Christmas!