Disclaimer: Inuyasha, unfortunately, does not belong to me in any way, shape or form. As much as I want him to, he doesn't. So, it sucks.

To the Reviewers!

Reese Craven: I was thinking about him the whole time I wrote the scene. Hahaha.

Scarlett Heir: I'm really glad you liked it! Thanks a lot!

Reaka: Hello my 2 fans of this story! Sorry it took so long to update. I haven't really had much motivation for this one. So...yeah. Sorry. Here's the chapter! When Kaede's not telling the story, it's all in italics, just like it was in the last chapters. So enjoy yourselves!

Sango, Sango, let down your hair!

So it came to pass that poor Sango was confined to the high tower with no doors but a single window to look down upon. Over time, she realized her name was actually not Rin, but it really was Sango. (for the story anyway.)

Behind Kaede, Miroku and Sango are helping Rin to get out of the scene, but Rin is too busy crying and screaming to even do anything.

" Where's Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin's screams. " I want Lord Sesshomaru! He'd tell me if I have to go or not!"

" Come on, Rin, it's time for you to go now," Miroku said. " If you don't, we'll bring out Johnny the Homicidal Maniac again to come and get you!"

" AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! LORD SESSHOMARU!"

At this point, Lord Sesshomaru runs out and takes Rin in his arms. He glares at Sesshomaru evilly. Sango slaps Miroku for scaring the crap out of the poor girl.

" If you ever threaten her like that again, I really will kill you!" Sesshomaru threatened.

" You really are a witch, Miroku!" Sango muttered.

" What? No!" Miroku protests. " I was just trying to get the scene going so that you can be up in the tower with your radiance and silky smooth armpit hair!"

Sango rolls her eyes.

" Why does Rin have to leave?" Sesshomaru asked. " She can stay up there if she wants can't she?"

At that moment, the four characters turn to look at me, Reaka, for the answer. I sat ther for a few moments and thought about it for a while.

" I don't see any reason why she can't." I answered. " She's not going to hurt anything is she?"

" But then how will the story flow when it gets to the scene where I give Sango the gift of bearing my children?" Miroku asked.

" We'll figure something out when we get there," I answered. " Let's let her meet Prince Sesshomaru first."

The characters sigh, and Sesshomaru leaves the scene. We go back to Kaede so she can tell her story.

Finally, I can continue with this story. I'll kill Reaka for making me sit through that petty little argument. Can't those children grow up? Oh well, let me get back to the story I was telling ye. Where was I? Oh yes. Right there.

Sango spent many, lonely years in the tower. She had not seen Miroku since the day he had locked her in there. But that didn't mean he wasn't around. Three times a day, Sango found herself being attacked by food that threw into a window. Don't look at me like that. Were ye expecting the girl to not eat for years?

One day, about seven years later, a little girl had flown through the window, with Miroku following after her.

" This is Rin," he said. " And if you fail in bearing my children, she will do it when she is of age." (Notice how he emphasized " of age." Do ye think he's suspecting something?)

Miroku disappeared just as quickly as he came. Sango was just relieved that now she had someone to talk to while she was confined to the tower.

As Sango grew older, she noticed Miroku coming to the tower more and more demanding that she keep her hair long. He liked long, silky hair. What he didn't know was that the long, silky hair that he saw on Sango's head was actually hair from her armpits, but she kept her hair long enough to put it over her shoulders so he wouldn't realize that. Sango had instructed Rin to not laugh whenever he stroked her hair and told her how pretty it was, and Rin would obey quite well. Miroku would've never guessed he was stroking the hair of her armpits.

One day, Rin woke up and saw Sango gazing from the window of their tower looking very sad. Sango felt eyes on her and turned over to Rin.

" Is something wrong with Sango?" Rin asked.

" I wish to leave this awful tower," Sango said, " but there is no way for me to do that. I want to leave and fall in love with a prince, or even just a man, and live happily ever after, like they do in all those stories we heard before we were brought here."

" Are all boys as ugly as Miroku?" Rin asked.

" Let's hope not," answered Sango, " or else I'd be happy to live on this tower."

The girls laughed.

Reaka: That's it for this chapter! I would like to make a note that I really think Miroku is hot, but that line had to make this story flow somehow. So, there it is. Guess who appears in the next chapter? Sesshomaru! Prince Sesshomaru makes an appearance, and Sesshomaru fans everywhere will be happy with that one! So stick around, please! The next chapter will be worth your waiting! One more thing before I leave. In the first chapter, I forgot to say that I do not own Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. I don't.