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Reaka: And now on to Chapter 5! Prince Sesshomaru makes an appearance in this one! (Sesshomaru fans cheer wildly till I start shooting them. Then they shut up.) Inuyasha and Kagome come back for a short time as well!I hope you enjoy it!

Prince Sesshomaru

The prince, Sesshomaru, was riding his horse away from the hideously ugly damsel that he had just rescued from a demon. He cursed himself wondering why he didn't just let that one get eaten. That's what he did with all the other damsels. Looking behind him, he realized that the woman was gone, and he stopped his horse from passing out from tiredness.

Kaede waits for Sesshomaru to make his appearance on the stage behind her, but nothing happens. The audience stares at her expecting her to do something.

" Where is that demon?" Kaede asks. " He should've been out here by now!"

She turns around calling Sesshomaru to come out on stage. It's his cue.

" Never!" Sesshomaru calls. " Reaka is not making me come out like this! Not ever! Never!"

" Ye don't look that bad, Sesshomaru," Kaede assures him.

" Why don't you walk out in flourescent pink tights, bright orange pants that go mid-thigh with an unnessicary bulge, a purple shirt with ridiculously poofy sleeves, and a black hat with a red feather, and tell me how you feel wearing it?" Sesshomaru asks.

" Lucky for me I'm not a male." Kaede counters. " And I'm not a prince. Besides, ye look better in it than what I ever would. Better ye than me, I should say."

" Old woman, if you weren't a priestess, I'd have killed you long ago," Sesshomaru said.

Kaede chuckles.

" Oh cheer up, ye big pansy," she says. " It's time for ye to come on. Now hurry before I suggest to Reaka that your prince suit needs a blue bunny on the butt."

Shocked at the old woman's words, Sesshomaru gets ready to appear in his unflattering prince outfit.

Now where was I? Ah, yes, here I was. The prince, Sesshomaru, narrowly escaped the ugly, psycho girl. He had left his castle looking for both a bride and an adventure. His paretns were kind enough to let him embark on his own journey.

As Kaede talks, Sesshomaru slowly appears behind her. Right when he steps out in his princely outfit, Inuyasha laughs too loudly. Kagome gets pissed.

" Inuyasha, you should be more supportive!" Kagome scolded.

" But I never get to see him in stuff like this!" Inuyasha replied. " I wish I had something to remember this moment forever."

Shrugging, Kagome let him laugh at his older brother. He did have a point. It was funny watching Sesshomaru walk around in that outfit.

" Did the tailor really need to put that bulge in there?" she thought. " It's quite unnessicary."

As Sesshomaru let his horse drink, he looked around him. He was in a big forest. It was perfect for finding some kind of adventure for him.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Miroku, the evil witch. Deciding he looked suspicious for something, Sesshomaru followed him. He didn't have to movie far, and he soon saw Miroku standing in front of a tall tower with no doors and one window way up at the top.

" Sango, Sango, let down your hair!" Miroku called. A mass of hair obediently fell down. Sesshomaru looked up at the slender arm sticking out of the window.

" Attractive arm," he thought. " I hope the damsel isn't as ugly as the other ones."

He watched as Miroku climbed up the hair and walked into the window. After what seemed to be an eternity, the hair came out again, and Miroku climbed down from the tower. Looking around, the witch made sure no one had seen anything, then he walked away fromt he tower and on to wherever else he was going.

The prince watched the witch warilly untill he made sure he was gone. But just to be sure, he stayed where he was for a few more minutes. Then he got up and walked over to the tower. Getting his voice to match Miroku's, he imitated what the witch said.

" Sango, Sango, let down your hair!"

The pretty hair fell, nearly knocking the prince down as it hit him. Sesshomaru felt the silkiness of the hair, amazed something this silky could hold the old witch up.

Off in the distance, Miroku screams. " I'm not old!"

Sesshomaru was a little worried. It could hold the witch's weight, but the prince was heavier. Could it hold his own? Taking the chance, he climbed up the hair. To his surprise, it held his weight quite well.

" Miroku! I wasn't expecting you back so..."

The woman's voice was cut short as she saw Sesshomaru step into the window instead of Miroku. She stared at this newcomer's form. His outfit was a little out there, but she hoped that he would be cute enough that she wouldn't mind what he wore. He turned around, and she found herself instantly falling in love with him.

" Damn, he's gorgeous," she thought.

Sesshomaru stared in stunned silence at the woman standing before him. She was so stunningly beautiful, he couldn't help but stare at her openly, since she was doing the same thing anyway.

" Why...hello," Sango said. " Who are you?"

" My name is Prince Sesshomaru," said the prince, " I'm the future ruler of the Western Lands."

" I'm Sango. I was taken here when I was six. The little girl over there is Rin."

Sango pointed to the little girl sleeping on a bed. He looked over at her then back at Sango.

" Is he a pedophile?" Sesshomaru asked. " Why does he have a little girl with you?"

" She's there to keep company!" Miroku screams backstage. " Company! Company! And nothing else! You hear me?!"

" Sure, Miroku," Sesshomaru says under his breath. Sango giggles.

" Coming from someone who hit on an eleven-year-old," Sango says.

The prince and the girl became lost for words as they looked at each other. Neither of them could think of anything to say. But their time together was soon cut short when Sesshomaru heard the sound of footsteps.

" Quick! You better look out the window," Sesshomaru said. " If it's Miroku, who knows what'll happen to us."

Sango immidietly obeyed.

" Oh no! It is!" she cried. " And there's no time for you to get out of the tower before he sees you! What will we do? Quick! Hide somewhere!"

" But where? The room's pretty much empty!"

Sango never answered. Miroku's demand to let her hair down came forth from the outside.

Reaka: Wow. I think this one's my longest chapter yet for this story! This one was fun to write! Sesshomaru's outfit purposely doesn't match because I want to torture him. Muahahaha.

Sesshomaru: I'll get you for that.

Reaka: You know you love me! I don't know when the sixth chapter will come to be, but it will be here soon! See you then!