Disclaimer: Whoa is me! Inuyasha is not my property! If only it could be. But that would only be temporary because of all the lawsuits that would come after me if I did that. Therefore, Inuyasha is not mine. The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is not mine. And I don't even belong to myself! NO! Someone else owns me! But who?
Reaka: Hello there, fans! Reaka, here, with the sixth chapter of Sango Sango let down your hair! I think, after this chapter, I might have to change the rating to PG-13. Unless it is already. I don't remembmer. But I think you get the picture! But anyway, you'll see more of Sesshomaru's ridiculous outfit, more Miroku-bashing (even though Miroku's one of my favorite characters. He's just so easy to make fun of sometimes, don't you think), and you guessed it: more armpit hair! What will happen in this chapter? You'll just have to read it to find out! Enjoy!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
" Domo arigato Mr. Roboto," Miroku sang as he walked to the forest to Sango's tower. He had stopped at a nearby village earlier and had decided to buy Sango a necklace. It had seashells around it.
" Sango will look very nice in this," he thought, " and why shouldn't she? She will be having my babies."
After paying the woman that sold him the necklace, he decided to pay a visit to Sango, which brings ye back to where this chapter began. As he hummed " Mr. Roboto," he strolled up to the tower.
" Sango, Sango, let down your hair!" Miroku shouted.
Meanwhile, in the tower itself, Sango and Sesshomaru were rushing around the tower trying to find a place for Sesshomaru to hide. Sango was very careful not to let Sesshomaru go anywhere near the window. Thinking quickly, Sango dragged him to the big, baboon-pelt rug, and pushed him under it.
" Sango, did you not hear me?" Miroku asked again. " Let down your hair!"
Sango stuck her head out the window to see Miroku looking up at her. She waved her hand.
" I'm sorry, Miroku," she apologized. " I just woke up, so I didn't hear you."
She put her head back in the window and let her armpit hair down for Miroku to climb. The tug on her underarms told her that Miroku was starting to climb. Sesshomaru put his head out from under the rug to see what was going on, but she signaled him to keep his head under the rug. He obeyed quickly and immediately.
" Thank you, Sango," Miroku said as he got in the tower, " I was beginning to think you didn't want to live."
" You're the reason why I live," Sango said in a bored voice. She had said this many times before. " Without you, I think that I would die."
" Such a sweet girl," he said. " I got you something while I was at the village. Here you go."
Sango held out her hands.
" Wait a minute," Miroku teased. " You have to close your eyes first. Close your eyes."
She closed here eyes and held out her hands. Miroku placed the seashell necklace in them. When she opened them again, her eyes widened.
" Try it on," Miroku commanded.
She put the necklace.
" It looks wonderful on you!" he exclaimed. Sango blushed her thanks.
He looked around the room, noticing Rin was very quiet. He found her sleeping on the nearby bed. He didn't even notice the obvious bulge in the rug until he had tripped over it to go to Rin.
" Hold on a minute!" I, Reaka, say as I run on the stage where everyone is performing the spoof. " I've just got an idea!"
" Oh no," Sesshomaru says as he walks out from the rug. " This is not a good sign."
" I agree," Miroku agrees.
" Well, it can't be worse than wearing fake armpit hair that grows about 30 feet away from my feet," Sango says. She looks at me then realizes what she just said.
" Oh no," she says. I give the three of them the modified script. Sango bursts out in laughter as she reads. Miroku and Sesshomaru look scared.
" You've got to be kidding me!" Miroku exclaims.
" Oh yes," I laugh, " and you can't complain at all about what you do. Got it?"
Miroku and Sesshomaru nod grimly, and Sango stifled her gigles as she watched them.
" Good," I say. I turn to leave.
" As you were!" I exclaim then disappear to watch.
" Sango, what's this bulge in the rug?" he asked as he got up from his fall.
" What bulge?" Sango lied.
" You're a horrible liar."
He ripped off the rug on the unsuspecting Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru froze, not knowing what else to do. Miroku inspected Sesshomaru very carefully.
" Sango," he said, " I hope, for your's and Rin's sake, that this is not a human person. You know what will happen if it is?"
She stared at him blankly.
" I'll send you away to Neverland Ranch!"
" No! Not Neverland Ranch!" (" Where is Neverland Ranch anyway?")
" Oh yes to Neverland Ranch. Then you'll know what a real pedophile's like! Now explain this thing that's under your rug."
" It was supposed to be a statue that I was going to give you," she said.
" And how did you get it?"
" I made it. If you rub his butt, he'll jump up and sing a song for you."
Miroku looked at Sesshomaru suspiciously.
" I can't believe she's making me do this," Miroku thinks.
" I can't believe I have to sit through this," Sesshomaru thinks.
" Ooh, I'm getting turned on," Sango says.
Sesshomaru and Miroku glare at her. Sango laughs.
Miroku put his hand on Sesshomaru's tight butt and he rubbed it for a few seconds. He took his hand off the prince's rump so fast ye'd have thought he already knew Sesshomaru was a living prince. Right away, Sesshomaru jumped up.
" Domo arigato Mr. Roboto!" Sesshomaru sang. After repeating it five more times, Sesshomaru dropped to the ground like a marionette.
" Impressive," Miroku said. " He jumped up so fast I thought he was human. Mind if I try another test?"
Sango nodded, not knowing what he was doing. She had no choice but to say yes anyway. Miroku leaned in on Sesshomaru.
" This stays between the three of us," Miroku says. " Anyone who tells will die by my wind tunnel."
Miroku leaned in and kissed Sesshomaru. They lingered for two minutes like that, then Miroku broke away.
" He's very lifelike," he said. " Even his lips are soft like a human's. You did a very good job Sango. Let's keep it in here for a while. How does that sound to you?"
Without waiting for her answer, Miroku jumped out of the tower and walked away from it. Sango watched him go then turned around to Sesshomaru again.
" He's gone," she said. " You can be human again."
" Sango, why did he have to do that?" he asked her. " That was just creepy."
" Maybe he's gay." Sango said. " But you'd better leave now before he comes back for more."
" Can I see you again sometime?" he asked.
" Yes. When will you be coming?"
" I'll be here tomorrow. Tomorrow afternoon."
They kissed. Sango looked at him, surprised. Sesshomaru smiled at the look on her face and kissed her again. Then she let her hair down so he can climb down to where his horse was waiting for him.
Sango walked to her bed and lay down to sleep, dreaming of Sesshomaru for the rest of the night.
Reaka: Wow! Another long chapter! I'm getting pretty good at this! Now, you guys just wait quietly, while I get you the next chapter of Sango Sango let down your hair!
