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Reaka: You guys probably all want to kill me by now for not updating quick enough don't you? Well, now I'm updating. Happy? Yay! You are! Here's the 8th installment of Sango Sango Let Down your Hair!
It all Gets Hectic
Sango was happy to see Rin in such a better mood. The girl now looked forward to visits from Sesshomaru because of her new friend, Kohaku. Eventually, Sesshomaru even stopped throwing him in a bag and just let him come with him by horse. And Sango and Sesshomaru were happier each day they spent together.
But one witch was determined to seperate the two from each other.
Miroku had decided to pay Sango and Rin a visit. He wanted to get rid of them and quickly so that way no one would be happy in the end. So he called for Sango to let down her armpit hair (he still doesn't know that it was all hair from Sango's armpits.) and climbed up the tower. Rin jumped on her bed and sat upright on it. She sensed that something was up with Miroku. There was something about his mood she didn't like.
" Hello Miroku," Sango greeted. " What brings you here today?"
" A question of love," he answered. " You do love me, don't you Sango?"
" Yes I do!" Sango answered. " I love you so much, Sesshomaru, you wouldn't believe it if I told you!"
At the realization of what she said, she gasped and clapped her hands to her mouth. Miroku's eyes widened at her words. Rin looked from the two of them.
" Sango!" he said in shock. " I thought you loved me! Who is this Sesshomaru character anyway!"
" He's the one I love!" Sango said. " You are not! Get over it!"
" So he is, huh? Have I...no...he wasn't!"
" Yes," Sango smirked, " he was the statue you kissed."
He walked behind her and pushed all of her hair back behind her.
" You know what'll happen to you now?" he asked.
" No! Please! Anything but that!" Sango begged.
" No! Don't!" Rin yelled. " Lord Sesshomaru wasn't going to her! He would come to see me! So would Kohaku!"
" Rin! Don't get yourself in trouble!"
" Oh really?" Miroku said.
" Who sounds like the pedophile now, huh?" Miroku asks. " I say...SESSHOOOOOOOOOMARUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
" Miroku shut up," Sango says. " You know you can't win this right?"
" But yes I can! Sesshomaru sounds like the pedophile!"
" Unfortunately for you," Sesshomaru says, appearing in a sexy, red bathrobe, " I look at Rin as a daughter, so if I do sound a little bad, I can get away with it. You lose again."
" No!"
" Maybe that should teach you a lesson about hitting on eleven-year-olds, right?" Sango asked. Miroku flips her the bird.
Sango walked away from Miroku and stood in front of Rin with her arms out to the sides of her.
" You don't touch Rin!" Sango yelled. " I'll kill you if you even try!"
Miroku suddenly grabbed her left arm and lifted it up higher.
" So you've been growing your armpit hair as well!" he yelled in rage. " How long have you been growing it! And how did you get it so that I wouldn't know!"
" I've been growing out my hair since I hit puberty!" Sango screamed. " And I've hid it by putting my real hair in front of my armpit hair! But you couldn't tell the difference could you!"
" Very clever," Miroku said, " But now you'll pay for that by a shave!"
" No!" Sango screamed. Rin tried to run in front of her to stop Miroku, but Miroku pushed her out of the way and she was stuck to her bed, sitting up.
" Stick around for a while," he said. " I might just have to check your armpits as well."
" She's not even twelve yet, you pervert!" Sango yelled as he grabbed her. He forced her on a chair and tied her to it. Then he took her arms and stuck them on the wall. Miroku picked up her armpit hair and stroked it fondly.
" So soft and pretty," he said. " I think I'll use this in the future. But for now, let's shave."
Miroku reached in his robe and produced an electric razor.
" No way!" Sango says. " You grabbed an electric razor?"
" I stole this from Kagome," he answered. Then he leaned in to whisper in her ear.
" Once Kagome finds out I have this, you have to protect me from her, okay?"
" MIROKU!" Kagome calls from backstage.
" Let's get back to the story shall we?" Sango says.
" And now, Sango," Miroku said evilly, " Say good-bye to your armpit hair!"
(Scene change. The curtain goes down, and Kagome, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru in a tutu, and Kohaku are standing onstage. And I, Reaka, and there directing them on what to do.)
" Now, do you guys get what you have to do?" I ask them. The four victims, I mean actors, nod.
" Good!" I say, clapping my hands in excitement. " Now do any of you guys have any questions?"
" Yeah," Inuyasha said. " Why the hell are you making us do this again?"
" Because you and Kagome were complaining about not being in this story enough," I answer. " So I'm giving you a scene all to yourself."
" Then why are Sesshomaru and Kohaku here as well?" Inuyasha demands.
" Simple, dear hanyou," I asnwer. " Because I felt like torturing them. And Sesshomaru has no sense of fashion whatsoever, so I had to find another way of making fun of his style. hehehe."
" You bitch," Sesshomaru said.
" I know," I reply as I leave. " Now what are you waiting for? Get it started!"
I snap my fingers, and the music from the Diet Dr. Pepper, Cherry Vanilla, commercial starts up. Sesshomaru saunters on to the left, and Kohaku grapevines it to the right. Inuyasha and Kagome take hands and start swaying to the beat side to side. Sesshomaru and Kohaku snap their fingers to the left then to the right to the beat. Their bodies go the opposite directions of their arms.
" Do dooo do do," Sesshomaru and Kohaku sing.
" Monamana!" Inuyasha and Kagome say without missing a beat.
" Do dooo de do!"
" Monamana!"
" Do dooo do do!"
" Monamana!"
" Do dooo de do!"
" Monamana!"
The dance continued for a while longer, then the music faded, and everyone stopped. I jump up, squeal (not really) and clap my hands in joy.
" That was great guys! Really great!" I exclaim.
" That's the last time we ask her for more scenes in this fanfic," Kagome whisper to Inuyasha.
" I'll say," he agrees.
(Scene change back to Miroku, Sango, and Rin)
" Now I've shaved you," Miroku said evilly. " Your precious Lord Sesshomaru can never come up this tower to see you now. But I am still not satisfied. No. There must be a bigger punishment for you both."
" No! You wouldn't!" Rin screamed.
" Oh yes," he replies. " From this day forward, you will spend the rest of your days in...NEVERLAND RANCH!"
Sango and Rin screamed and cried. Miroku lauged and pointed his finger at the two girls. A flash of light and a bang sounded forth throughout the tower. When the smoke cleared, the two girls were gone. Miroku hung his head in sorrow.
" I really thought you would be the one, Sango," he said softly. " But you turned out not to be."
He looked over and saw the mass of armpit hair lying in the corner of the room next to the razor.
" Now there's the prince I have to worry about now," he said. " And I have an idea..."
Reaka: Dun dun dun! I've decided to end it there. This one took me a while to write, but now I'm on a roll! The next chapter will definently be coming soon! Cheers!
