Inuyasha is not of my property. All right? Now we have that settled.
TO THE REVIEWERS!
Reese Craven: Yay! I'm glad you liked it!
Sakura, evil twin of Sango: Thank you very much!
Reaka: Finally! We have Spring Break! I'll be able to finish this story now! Don't you feel happy for me? Here's the next chapter!
Escape from Neverland Ranch
Kohaku looked at the scene around him and the prince, Sesshomaru. It was a big yard with a huge house behind him. The prince looked around.
" Kohaku," Sesshomaru said. " We have a problem.
" And what's that?" Kohaku asked, worried.
" I'm blind," Sesshomaru answered. " Staring at the armpit hairs of Miroku made me this way."
Kohaku threw up at the thought of Miroku's excess armpit hair. Then he remembered that the hair actually belonged to Sango, and he threw up again.
" Will you stop that already!" Sesshomaru demanded. " I know you can't seem to help it, and I know I can't see it, but that doesn't mean I can't hear you! Stop with the puking! This is not Mortal Kombat!"
" What's Mortal Kombat?" Kohaku asked.
" I don't know," Sesshomaru answered. " Reaka! What's Mortal Kombat?"
I, Reaka the author, come out of nowhere and stand in front of them.
" It's a game where you beat the crap out of everyone. There's a character there called Bo 'Rai Cho that pukes all over eveyone."
" Oh," Sesshomaru replied. " So why's Kohaku doing it?"
" Because he can," I answered. I then disappear so the story can go on.
(SCENE CHANGE)
Rin and Sango walked around the big courtyard trying to figure out where they were. Sango kept a tight hold on Rin's hand.
" Sango," Rin said, " I have a feeling we're not in the tower anymore."
" This must be Neverland Ranch," Sango replied. " We have to escape from here before something happens!"
" Like what?" Rin asked.
" Anything. We just have to escape."
So Sango and Rin started to run as fast as they could to get out of Neverland Ranch. They kept looking behind them expecting to see a scary looking white guy persuing them. They suddenly ran into something and were knocked to the ground.
" Sango? Rin?" Kohaku asked. " We found you! You're all right!"
" Kohaku!" Rin exclaimed.
" Sesshomaru!" said Sango. " What happened to you?"
" Miroku has a new fashion statement," Kohaku explained. " He's sporting off your armpit hair on his own underarms. The sight of them made the prince blind."
" I'm surprised his own fashion sense didn't make him blind," Sango said under her breath.
" How do we make Lord Sesshomaru see again?" Rin asked.
" Good question," Sango answered. " Reaka! We need you again!"
Again I, Reaka, appear out of nowhere.
" What do you guys want now?" I ask.
" How do we regain Sesshomaru's sight?" Sango asks. " Miroku's excess armpit hair has turned him blind."
" Dance," I answer.
" What?" They all ask.
" Dance," I say again. " Everyone knows an exotic dance is what brings everyone's sight back to life."
" Really?" Sango asks. " What song should we dance to?"
" Stay right there!" I exclaim. " I have just the song."
I disappear for a minute then come back with a stereo.
" What's in it?" Kohaku asks.
" You'll find out," I answer. Then I disappear again so the story can go on.
Sango, Rin, and Kohaku, looked at the stereo with curiousity. Sesshomaru moved around his head in hopes that his sight would regain itself before he had to see anyone dance.
" Guys, you really don't have to do this," Sesshomaru said. " I can live as a blind man. Or maybe my vision will regain itself."
" Shut up," Sango said. " We're gaining your sight back. You're going to see us dance whether you like it or not! We have to look at your bad sense of fashion, so it's only fair you watch us dance once you regain your sight!"
" Fine," Sesshomaru said.
" Now what song do we do?" Kohaku asked. He pushed the play button for the first song.
" I'm too sexy for my shirt!" The stereo said.
" No!" Sango exclaimed. " Too common. Let's do another one." She pushed the next song button.
" You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
" Next!" Kohaku said.
" Hey Macarina! IIEEEE!"
" Another one!" Rin said.
" If I were a rich man. A deva dava dava deva deva dava dava dum!"
" Yeah," they said together, " let's do this one."
As the Stereo sang the famous song from " The Fiddler on the Roof" Sango, Kohaku, and Rin began to dance. What was their dance ye ask? They shimmied. They shimmied and shook whatever boobs they had. That's what their dance was. And eventually, Sesshomaru did gain his sight back, but the dance was so funny to watch, that he acted as though he still couldn't see until he could hold in his laughter no longer. Then they stopped and hit him for not telling them sooner he could see again.
" Thanks for giving me back my sight," Sesshomaru said. " Now let's get out of here."
" What's this? Are there new children on my ranch?" a voice asked behind them. They screamed and ran out of the ranch as fast as they could.
" Too bad," said the white guy of the ranch, " I was going to ask if they wanted to play Scrabble."
Reaka: Well, that's it for Chapter 10! I hope you like it!
