Shut up. I know Inuyasha is not my property. Screw you. Okay? Screw you! Screw you! S...C...R...E...W...Y...O...U!
Reaka: (panting) ok. That's out of my system. Now, then, let's get on with the ending shall we? Yup, sad to say, this is the last chapter of Sango Sango Let Down Your Hair. And you know what? I hope all of you enjoyed it. Ok? Now let's get on with the final chapter.
How Everything Ended
Sango, Rin, Kohaku, and Sesshomaru didn't know how long they ran before they stopped and took a break. One thing was for sure, though. They were finally away from the evil at Neverland Ranch. They collapsed in a heap behind a group of trees.
" That was close," Sango said. " But how do we get home now?"
" What home?" Rin asked. " We were banished to Neverland Ranch!" Rin started to cry.
" Don't cry, Rin," Kohaku said. " We'll get out of here. We're all going to live in Prince Sesshomaru's castle. Isn't that right, your highness?"
" Yes," Sesshomaru replied. " We'll all live there. Sango and I will be happily married, and you guys can do whatever it is kids do."
" Yay!" Rin cheered. " We can have all the melons we want! And we can play lots of games too!"
Kohaku smiled.
" And I won't be stuffed in bags anymore to come see you either!" Kohaku chimed in.
" What are you talking about?" Sesshomaru asked. " I stopped doing that weeks ago."
" You have no idea what you put me through when you stuffed me in a bag!" Kohaku yelled. " Do you? Always being grabbed and stuffed in a tiny bag with only just enough space to be comfortable. Then there was being bumped against your back and whatever the hell you were wearing with it, that looked utterly repulsive might I add, and then being hit while in the damn bag and being told to shut up then being roughly dumped out! How can you sit there and say you never once mistreated me when you stuffed me in a bag!"
" Sesshomaru," Sango whispers, " You and I are going to have a long talk after this is all over, got that?"
" Yes," he answers, " I don't think I'm going to survive this one. Rin, if I die, you'll bury my body in a nice place, won't you?"
" Yes, Lord Sesshomaru," Rin answered.
They sat there in silence for a while longer then decided to get up and walk again. After a while, Rin and Kohaku said that they were hungry.
" We don't have any food for you guys," Sesshomaru said sadly. " We have nothing."
" So we're just going to starve here!" Kohaku said. " Why? Why did we have to be banished here!"
" What kind of an ending is this?" Sango said angrilly. " We're supposed to be ending happily! I want to go home!"
At this point, Sango and Rin started to cry. Sesshomaru and Kohaku hugged their two friends.
" I wish there was some way we could get back to your kingdom, Sesshomaru," Kohaku said. " If only there was a way."
" Oh shut up and quit your crying!" a new voice said from above. " Your stupid help is here! Now help me get down from this damn tree!"
The four friends looked up to find two sexy, high-heeled shoes hanging from above them. Kohaku and Sesshomaru stared at the legs that came with them.
" Those are some nice legs," Kohaku said.
" I agree," Sesshomaru agreed. " Kohaku, she's wearing high-heeled shoes and has bare legs. You know what this means, don't you?"
" Uh..." was all Kohaku could say.
" Skirts, you ignorant fool! Skirts!" Sesshomaru exclaimed. " She's wearing a skirt! We can look up! Come on! Let's look!"
" Sometimes I wonder if you guys are worse than the lecherous monk," Sango said.
" You have no idea, Sango, my dear," I, Reaka, whisper, then disappear again.
" Uh, Sesshomaru," Kohaku said as he looked up. " Is it supposed to be like that?"
" I don't know," Sesshomaru answered. " Something's not right here!"
" Will you perverts quit looking up my skirt and just get me down!" the voice demanded. " It's humiliating enough being stuck in a tree! I don't need you guys looking up my skirt to add insult to injury!"
" That voice sounded quite manly," Sango said. " Maybe you should get them down."
" She's right!" Sesshomaru said, horrified. " That was a man!"
Quickly, Sesshomaru and Kohaku climbed up the tree and grabbed the man's legs. They pulled him down, with him screaming the whole way. A few seconds later, a column of Duct Tape with a plastic star on top fell on top of the man. Sesshomaru's eyes widened as the man got up and dusted himself off.
" Inuyasha?" he asked.
" What?" Sesshomaru's brother demanded, irritated. " What's the matter, haven't seen me in this crap before? Well get used to it!"
Sesshomaru stared at his brother. Inuyasha's hair was up in pig-tails, and they were braided. He wore pink eyeshadow with pink blush, and pink lipstick. And he wore a spaghetti-strap red dress that went mid-thigh. Glitter was all over his face and body.
" You know," Sesshomaru said. " You look better in a dress than in your usual outfit."
" Shut up," Inuyasha said. " At least my wardrobe matches."
" Before you guys argue," another voice chimed in. " Can you help me out here? There's enough duct tape on my body to tie up an elephant, and I can't get up!"
Sango helped up the human duct tape, then jumped back in surprise so that Inuyasha caught the Duct-tape person.
" Kagome!" Sango said surprised. " What are you doing with that stuff all over you and a giant, plastic star on your head?"
" I'm a magic wand!" Kagome answered happily, " And I give Inuyasha lots of pleasure."
Kohaku, Sango, and Sesshomaru laughed at Kagome's statement. Rin looked from Kagome to the three laughing people, confused on what was so funny.
" Shut up!" Inuyasha said. " Now listen up. I'm your Fairy Godmother, and I'm here to grant your wish! (Reaka, I'm going to kill you!) So say it already so I can change out of this dress."
" Why are you wearing it in the first place?" Rin asked innocently.
" Kagome wanted to be in the story more often," Inuyasha answered. " No more questions! Say your damn wish already!"
" Fine, fine," Sango said. " Though your brother is right. You do look attractive in a dress. We wish to go to Sesshomaru's kingdom so Sesshomaru and I can be wed. Also, we want you to be the one to wed us when we get there, wearing that dress."
Inuyasha growled at her then picked up Kagome.
" Fine," he said. " Your stupid wish is granted."
And so, it came to be that the four friends, along with Inuyasha and Kagome, had found themselves in Sesshomaru's kingdom. Three days later, Sesshomaru and Sango became husband and wife. They adopted Rin and Kohaku, just because they could, and they all lived in the castle happily ever after.
THE END!
" Wait!" Sesshomaru says after the curtain goes down. " There's something that's been stuck in my head for a while."
" And what would that be, my dear?" I, Reaka, ask him.
" What happened to Miroku?" Sesshomaru asks.
" Hmmm, that is a good question," I answer.
" I know the answer to that one!" Inuyasha exclaims. He then proceeds to tell the story.
(SCENE CHANGE! In Inuyasha's POV)
Miroku was walking along the forest, depressed out of his mind because he banished Sango and Rin to Neverland Ranch. I didn't notice him until he rubbed my butt thinking I was a girl. Then I slapped him. Yes, I was in the stupid dress Reaka made me wear.
" Inuyasha!" he says, " I'm sorry! I thought you were a girl! What are you supposed to be anyway?"
" I'm a Fairy Godmother!" I answer. " Reaka made me wear this stupid thing. What's your stupid wish? Make one and leave already so I don't have to kill you for rubbing my butt."
" Make the next person I see fall in love with me, and I with them," he wishes. Kagome and I grant his wish then go to a tree to watch him.
Miroku saw a body bathing in the river, and he instantly fell in love. Well, that person turned out to be Koga, and Koga instantly fell in love with Miroku. Last I saw them, they were riding off in the sunset on Sesshomaru's horse.
" Such a romantic story," Kagome said. Everyone else nods in agreement.
(SCENE CHANGE! In Sesshomaru's Point of View)
As I walked along the castle Reaka lived in, I had managed to find her room, so I stepped inside. She never heard me come in. Instead, she just slept. It was so easy to just stuff her in a bag like what she made me do to Kohaku. Revenge is so sweet...
THE END!
