After Shocks
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Chapter 5: Humiliation equals revenge
"Yeah Videl, you get him girl!"
Up until a minute ago, Sharpener had been semi-attentive, trying to pick up some pointers, while Erasa was bored to tears. Videl's lesson hadn't been very interesting. That is until Gohan noticed a mistake in a stance and grabbed her leg to reposition it slightly.
"What are you doing you little-"she had yelled and promptly followed by smashing his head with her fist and volley after volley of punches.
Gohan blocked all but the first attack, which had caught him off guard.
"Videl" he tried to explain through her punches. "I wasn't doing any thing like that!"
She paused momentarily, which was his cue to continue.
Oh" she said, turning red when Gohan told her.
"Ah, I think that was it for today anyway." He said, having noticed Erasa's sleepiness and Sharpener's lack of interest in the lesson earlier.
Goten was now standing next to them off to the side getting ready for his spar.
"Well Goten, do you want a snack first, or do you-"
"NO! I mean, let's do this first since we'd just be hungry again anyway." Goten said with a smile he hoped looked innocent.Goten was excited since it wasn't often that his brother would train or spar with him, but not excited enough that he would sacrifice food just for that purpose. There was 'something' that he'd done in the house earlier, because he had forgotten all about their spar. Their little match today would probably be pretty painful if Gohan got mad.
"Ok, let's go" Goten said breaking from his thoughts.
The brothers stood at the ready for a few seconds before Videl yelled out "GO!"
Goten went first, launching himself at Gohan. Gohan just caught his arm and went into a spin, letting go half way through.
Goten stopped himself in mid air several feet away from Gohan and rocketed at Gohan the same way he did before. This time though, he put on an extra burst of speed just before reaching Gohan, ended up behind him, and tried to land a kick of Gohan's back.
Gohan had whipped around just in time and took the blunt of the kick in his arm.
Having failed, Goten went super saiyan and punched Gohan in the face, sending him flying backwards in an arc.
Gohan touched the ground with his right hand, and shoved off, going super saiyan in the transition between the falling arc and the arc the had pushed himself into, which brought him to his feet, facing forward again.
Their fight continued on for a while, each attempting to catch the other off guard.
About an hour later, Goten pulled himself out of his personal crater and unwillingly dropped out of super saiyan.
"Done yet?" Gohan asked with a smile.
"Ow"
"I take that as a yes." Then he addressed his three friends and went back to normal as well.
"Let's go inside and see if anything's on TV. Dad should be home soon, so you may as well eat now before you head home."
"Wow, THE legendary Son Goku!" Sharpener said as though in a daze.
"Legendary?" Gohan and Goten said at the same time.
"Uh, yeah, hello, do you not know ANYTHING about your own dad?!?"
"I've just never heard anyone call him 'legendary' before."
They all walked in the house and plopped down on the sofa.
"Mom?" Gohan called. "Huh, she must be taking a nap."
Erasa had taken the liberty of turning the TV on and snatching the remote. She turned on some sappy soap opera, so no one else was really paying attention.
Out of nowhere, Sharpener began to snicker at something. He nudged Videl next to him and pointed at something. Videl started laughing as well, and showed Erasa what was so funny when she gave them a confused look.
Gohan was completely clueless as to why they were laughing so hard. Sharpener had even fallen off the couch and was rolling on the ground he was laughing so hard.
Noticing that Goten wasn't with them, Gohan looked around the room to see where he was. It was then that he discovered what his friends found so hilarious. All around the room were his baby pictures. There were so many where he was making funny faces, and in several, he wasn't exactly...clothed.
Seeing Gohan's shocked face turn beat red, Goten came out of hiding and began rolling on the floor as well, unable to contain his laughter any longer.
Gohan got up from the couch and very slowly put one foot in front of the other with his hands balled up tightly.
"Goooteeen" he said through clenched teeth. "I don't think we've quite finished our little spar yet" Gohan finished, with his eyes flickering turquoise and his hair flashing blonde wildly.
"Gahh!" Goten screamed. He ran outside with Gohan following close behind. Unfortunately for Gohan, and fortunately for Goten, Goku arrived from the air just then with dinner.
"Holy crap..." Sharpener mumbled.
Apparently Sharpener, Videl, and Erasa had come outside as well, wanting to see some action.
"Well, whaddya think?" Goku asked. I got bored and went fishing instead, and found this little guy."
That fish is as big as your HOUSE!" Sharpener yelled.
Erasa was looking a little unstable on her feet, and Videl was just staring in amazement at the monstrous creature.
"Wow Dad, that's pretty good. That should last us two days!"
After that last statement, Erasa's legs gave out on her and she fainted on the ground.
"Uhh, I think it's time for you guys to get going" Gohan said to his to conscious friends.
"Aww, you mean they're not staying for dinner?" Goku complained
"Uhh, no they already ate they have a long trip back to the city sorry." Gohan said in one breath as he picked up Erasa, put her in Videl's helicopter, and then practically shoved Videl and Sharpener in.
He waved goodbye to them as they took off and turned back to Goku.
"So are ya hungry son?"
"Oh yeah. Starved"
"Good, I'm gonna tell Chichi I'm back!"
Grinning almost evilly, Gohan turned back to Goten, who was trying to make himself invisible.
"This is gonna be fun"
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And that's chapter 5 for ya!
I hope this chapter didn't suck, I finished it at 2:00 in the morning on Saturday. Actually it was 1:00 cuz of the daylight savings thing, but whatever, it was 2 o'clock to me!
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