After Shocks
Chapter 7: Insanity is normally abnormal
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. I do own any characters that you do not recognize from the show though-like Mr. Aquari!!! He is MY insane teacher. That I invented. Yes. Mine. Although I have a feeling he won't show up too many more times...
Gym class...
(It's the same day as in Ch 6, which is Friday)
My secret's out for sure now, so I guess I don't have to hide anymore. I never liked changing for gym in that nasty excuse for a bathroom stall anyways. I mean, it always reeks, there are tons of spiders, and the lock doesn't even reach the frame, so the door doesn't stay closed anyway. I might as well change out here with everyone else. Here goes nothing.
Gohan criss-crossed his arms and grabbed the bottom of his shirt. He pulled it up over his head, tossed it in his locker, and grabbed his gym shirt form the bottom of the locker.
"Holy crap!" Some random guy in the locker room yelled. "The nerd is ripped!"
A slight blush spread across Gohan's face and he looked down at his feet.
"Well I have been training in Martial Arts since I was four."
He quickly pulled his shirt on, and then finished changing as discreetly as possible.
As Gohan and several other guys left the locker room to go to the gym across the hall, a strange group of people cut them off. Mr. Aquari was running down the hall with his hands in the air, screaming madly about aliens. Two buff guys with uniforms from the local psych ward went chasing after him.
After they had disappeared down the hall, they continued to enter the gym.
Since most of the guys were done quickly, they were just milling around, waiting for the rest of the girls to finish changing and come into the gym.
Many of the girls that entered were either coughing or holding their shirt over their nose.
"Uh, Videl, what is wrong with all those girls?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah, you don't know about the poop bandit.
"What!?!"
"The poop bandit. Nobody knows if it is a guy or a girl, because whoever it is has left their little 'presents' in both locker rooms if you know what I mean. This is the first time they've struck since you came here though."
"Ewww! Too much information!"
"Don't be such a sissy Gohan! It's just—"
TWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!
The teacher had decided it was time for class to begin, and let out a long whistle to let everyone know and to get their attention.
"Ok class! Today we will be starting a new unit. As of last year, a martial arts unit is required of all high schoolers in gym, so we will start today. Those experienced in martial arts will help the beginners, and at the end of next week, we will be having a mini tournament. For beginners ONLY though. All experienced will have a team, and will train them. The winners of the tournament will receive a little prize. Now, will everyone who is able to train, please raise your hand now."
Ok,1..2..3..4..5..6..
"Will everyone please join one of your classmates that is holding their hand up? Four to a group only."
Practically the entire class rushed Videl. Sure they knew Gohan was strong, but his dad wan't the cough Savior of the world cough
Phil walked up to Gohan though.
"Hey... do you mind if I'm in your group?"
"Of course not!"
The teacher had to break up Videl's massive group of hopefuls, and counted them off, so that there were only four to a group like it was supposed to be.
Videl ended up with Sharpener, Erasa, and two others.
Gohan had Phil and the three others who were assigned to him.
"Ok, now that that's settled, I suggest that you get together over the weekend with your group and practice, seeing as your entire grade for this unit will be based on how well your team does in the tournament."
"Ok, now let's see..."Gohan said to his group. "I know you're Phil, you are...Max? You're Lilly, and you are Saundra." He said, pointing to each person in turn.
"Well, do you guys want to practice tomorrow?"
"Yep! Yeah. Sure. Why not?" His team answered.
"Cool. There's kind of a problem though. I live REALLY far away, but my house is perfect for training. Lot's of open space... private...perfect."
"Exactly how far is it?" Phil asked.
"Several hours-"
"WHAT! How the heck are we supposed to get there!"
"I have a friend, who I'm sure will lend me a fast jet or something."
"You mean Videl?"
"No, someone else. We'll walk there after school, it that ok with you guys?"
"Yeah." They all answered.
"Great."
Class was over in a couple of minutes, and they walked back to the door to go change again.
Suddenly, Mr. Aquari ran by again. He had obviously been captured momentarily during their class, because he was now wearing a straight jacket.
"NOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL NEVER BE SILENCED!!!"
And with that, he fell flat on his face in front of them.
"Na nawiygmhs awwe cuhmigg!" (The aliens are coming) he said while scrunching up like an inchworm, trying to get away.
No such luck for Mr. Insane though, his captors had arrived. They pulled him to his feet and one held him in a very tight grip.
"Mr. Aquari? Are you alright?" Sharpener asked.
"GAAAAHHHH! He's the alien! He's the alien! That hair! He's the alien!"
"Umm, I'm not an alien... Oh! The hair, my hair is blonde! He must think I'm- umm a blonde alien?" Sharpener said. He had changed what he was going to say mid sentence, since the security guys were still there.
"Ok...let's go...now."
"Yeah..." Phil added.
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I know, I know, kinda weird, but whatever. It's cool.
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