Author's Note - I do not own Dr. Weird or Steve, or anything that happens to be from a different show or something. Anything ATHF is copyright of their original owners.


Dr. Weird's Crazy Antics Experiment Two

Thunder boomed in the skies and lightning flashes around the "secret" laboratory of Dr. Weird on the South Jersey Shore.

"Gentlemen... behold!" Dr. Weird's voice booming through the laboratory.

Inside, the steel gate opened up slowly. Steve was awaiting to see another pot roast after the last incident. The lab still smelled like charred skin and meat. As the gate opened all the way, a bowl of egg salad was on the stool.

"The best egg salad in the world!" Dr. Weird shouted.

"Um... are you sure this is..." Steve muttered.

"YES! It's egg salad! The best one yet! Just like mommy use to make!"

"If you say so..." Steve said, making an egg salad sandwich, which ironically enough there was bread next to the bowl. He took a big bite into it, then paused. Dr. Weird grinned mischieviously. Steve looked at him. "What did you put in this? I know you're up to something."

"Now why would you say that? Isn't mommy's egg salad GOOD!" Dr. Weird shouted.

"Well... yeah... I think... it tastes awesome... but it doesn't taste like egg salad at all. What's your secret?" Steve asked, taking another bite.

Dr. Weird laughed evilly. Steve arched an eyebrow.

"YOUR MOTHER'S OVARIES, STEVE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" the mad doctor laughed.

Steve looked at Dr. Weird with wide eyes, then at the sandwich. His face turned green before he passed out. Dr. Weird stopped laughing and looked at the fallen assistant.

"April Fool's!"